Seriously! Where do they store it?

[+ glennnnn]

There's some guys around with monster cocks hanging at knee length. My question is, where do they store it when it's flaccid? (Only mid thigh length) I know I'm obsessed with cock but this is a serious query. Check out the monster cock gallery here, and ask yourself "where do they store it when it's soft, and only 10 inches or so?".                          If your cock is a monster, share your solution here or PM me.

[CuriousByNature]

Sadly not an issue I have had to deal with.  Perhaps they get coiled up like a garden hose, or tied in an artistic knot?

[+ glennnnn]

I'm thinking they use it as a belt. 

Edited December 7, 2022 by glennnnn

[samhexum]

That's why Scotsmen wear kilts.

[+ jessmapex]

A more practical question is how do they sit on a toilet without the head touching or in the water 🤔

[+ glennnnn]

That was addressed during a POTUS election but I never heard the results.

[+ glennnnn]

29 minutes ago, CuriousByNature said:

Sadly not an issue I have had to deal with.  Perhaps they get coiled up like a garden hose, or tied in an artistic knot?

Macrame? How festive.

[wsc]

1 hour ago, jessmapex said:

A more practical question is how do they sit on a toilet without the head touching or in the water 🤔

Yes, I've always hated that. In my dreams.

[MikeBiDude]

It’s a common joke among my sailing friends….when pissing over the side of the boat “wow, ocean bottom feels rough here…” 😉🤣

[samhexum]

I, myself, have never had any thoughts about such an uncouth topic,

 

[+ bashful]

Variation I heard when two guys are pissing of a dock.  One says the water is cold, the other says it's deep too.

[samhexum]

24 minutes ago, MikeBiDude said:

It’s a common joke among my sailing friends….when pissing over the side of the boat “wow, ocean bottom feels rough here…” 😉🤣

 

18 minutes ago, bashful said:

Variation I heard when two guys are pissing of a dock.  One says the water is cold, the other says it's deep too.

And just then, the theme from JAWS began to play...

[CuriousByNature]

3 hours ago, glennnnn said:

Macrame? How festive.

That may need to be more of a group activity - lol

[+ Charlie]

I recently stayed at a hotel in which the design of the toilet seat caused my junk to land in the water when I sat down. I mentioned the problem in my Yelp review, though I didn't go into specific detail.

[Luv2play]

There was a French Canadian gentleman in the early 20th century who had a great appendage. He fathered a number of children and they in turn even more. I knew one of his grandsons at university but never broached the question of whether he had inherited the gift that keeps on giving. He was a handsome devil too and very popular with the girls so I suspected he had.

As to how his grandfather handled (ahem) the problem, he had a tailor fashion a leather holster which he strapped to his thigh and his dick was inserted before he pulled up his trousers.

Edited December 8, 2022 by Luv2play

[CuriousByNature]

4 hours ago, Luv2play said:

There was a French Canadian gentleman in the early 20th century who had a great appendage. He fathered a number of children and they in turn even more. I knew one of his grandsons at university but never broached the question of whether he had inherited the gift that keeps on giving. He was a handsome devil too and very popular with the girls so I suspected he had.

As to how his grandfather handled (ahem) the problem, he had a tailor fashion a leather holster which he strapped to his thigh and his dick was inserted before he pulled up his trousers.

If there is a genetic connection I suppose I should feel sorry for my grandmothers.