+ glennnnn Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 There's some guys around with monster cocks hanging at knee length. My question is, where do they store it when it's flaccid? (Only mid thigh length) I know I'm obsessed with cock but this is a serious query. Check out the monster cock gallery here, and ask yourself "where do they store it when it's soft, and only 10 inches or so?". If your cock is a monster, share your solution here or PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Sadly not an issue I have had to deal with. Perhaps they get coiled up like a garden hose, or tied in an artistic knot? Marc in Calif, + Pensant, thomas and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnnn Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) I'm thinking they use it as a belt. Edited December 7, 2022 by glennnnn CuriousByNature 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 That's why Scotsmen wear kilts. + robear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jessmapex Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 A more practical question is how do they sit on a toilet without the head touching or in the water 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnnn Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 That was addressed during a POTUS election but I never heard the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnnn Posted December 7, 2022 Author Share Posted December 7, 2022 29 minutes ago, CuriousByNature said: Sadly not an issue I have had to deal with. Perhaps they get coiled up like a garden hose, or tied in an artistic knot? Macrame? How festive. CuriousByNature 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 1 hour ago, jessmapex said: A more practical question is how do they sit on a toilet without the head touching or in the water 🤔 Yes, I've always hated that. In my dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeBiDude Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 It’s a common joke among my sailing friends….when pissing over the side of the boat “wow, ocean bottom feels rough here…” 😉🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 I, myself, have never had any thoughts about such an uncouth topic, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ bashful Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 Variation I heard when two guys are pissing of a dock. One says the water is cold, the other says it's deep too. MikeBiDude 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 24 minutes ago, MikeBiDude said: It’s a common joke among my sailing friends….when pissing over the side of the boat “wow, ocean bottom feels rough here…” 😉🤣 18 minutes ago, bashful said: Variation I heard when two guys are pissing of a dock. One says the water is cold, the other says it's deep too. And just then, the theme from JAWS began to play... liubit and + bashful 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 3 hours ago, glennnnn said: Macrame? How festive. That may need to be more of a group activity - lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Charlie Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 I recently stayed at a hotel in which the design of the toilet seat caused my junk to land in the water when I sat down. I mentioned the problem in my Yelp review, though I didn't go into specific detail. samhexum, + bashful and + Lucky 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luv2play Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 (edited) There was a French Canadian gentleman in the early 20th century who had a great appendage. He fathered a number of children and they in turn even more. I knew one of his grandsons at university but never broached the question of whether he had inherited the gift that keeps on giving. He was a handsome devil too and very popular with the girls so I suspected he had. As to how his grandfather handled (ahem) the problem, he had a tailor fashion a leather holster which he strapped to his thigh and his dick was inserted before he pulled up his trousers. Edited December 8, 2022 by Luv2play + bashful and + Charlie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CuriousByNature Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 4 hours ago, Luv2play said: There was a French Canadian gentleman in the early 20th century who had a great appendage. He fathered a number of children and they in turn even more. I knew one of his grandsons at university but never broached the question of whether he had inherited the gift that keeps on giving. He was a handsome devil too and very popular with the girls so I suspected he had. As to how his grandfather handled (ahem) the problem, he had a tailor fashion a leather holster which he strapped to his thigh and his dick was inserted before he pulled up his trousers. If there is a genetic connection I suppose I should feel sorry for my grandmothers. Luv2play and + bashful 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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