What is something bad you have done with no regrets?

[+ 7829V]

Browsing companyofmen during working hours 😁

[samhexum]

When I was in college I worked for the NYPost dropping off bundles of papers to the paperboys and handling a route myself.  One weekday afternoon (1984ish) I was delivering in an apartment building.  There weren't a lot of people around because it was during business hours.  One of my customer's neighbors had a small package lying in front of his door and I don't know why, but I took it.  Imagine my surprise when I opened it and found a gay skin mag and 2 video tapes, including The Bigger The Better, one of the all-time gay porn classics.

Just to show my contrition at my bad deed, there was a credit card receipt included with the card #, and I used it to order dirty greeting cards, which I had sent to my friend at her work, where she was the receptionist and handled the (small) company's mail.

I never got caught in either instance, though if I had, I'm sure a lonely, desperate woman would've helped me break out of jail.

Edited May 15, 2022 by samhexum
just for the hell of it

[+ Vegas_Millennial]

In my sophomore year of high school, I skipped school for half a day and went to the beach with a classmate

[samhexum]

23 minutes ago, Vegas_nw1982 said:

In my sophomore year of high school, I skipped school for half a day and went to the beach with a classmate

Rose:
I don't think lying is really a good idea. I once cut school and that proved very bad.

Dorothy:
Oh, Rose. We've all cut school. It couldn't have been that bad.

Rose:
Oh, yes it was. That was the day they taught EVERYTHING.

Dorothy:
The final piece of the puzzle.

As my signature states, I can quote The Golden Girls for any situation in life .  😎

[boredboy96]

Hiring muscle guys. I'm married and work at a church. 

[+ 7829V]

23 minutes ago, boredboy96 said:

Hiring muscle guys. I'm married and work at a church. 

I assume married to a woman in a monogamous relationship.
 

Do you ever feel anxious about someone finding out? Do any of your hires have recognized you? 

[guy7777]

I had to report how many hours I worked to get paid and I sometimes would lie.

The job underpaid me so I did not give a crap

[boredboy96]

11 minutes ago, 7829V said:

I assume married to a woman in a monogamous relationship.
 

Do you ever feel anxious about someone finding out? Do any of your hires have recognized you? 

I'll DM you. 

[+ 7829V]

16 minutes ago, guy7777 said:

I had to report how many hours I worked to get paid and I sometimes would lie.

The job underpaid me so I did not give a crap

Reminds me of one time at a minimum wage job, no one told me I had to punch in / out lunch time. I never did. After a few months they told me, but still didn’t do it. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I quit a few weeks after. 

[samhexum]

53 minutes ago, boredboy96 said:

Hiring muscle guys. I'm married and work at a church. 

As long as you didn't let them take you in the apse, you should be okay.

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/aps/

 

noun

noun: apse; plural noun: apses

1. 1.

   a large semicircular or polygonal recess in a church, arched or with a domed roof, typically at the eastern end, and usually containing the altar.

Edited May 15, 2022 by samhexum
just for the hell of it

[CJK]

1 hour ago, boredboy96 said:

Hiring muscle guys. I'm married and work at a church. 

Little did we know that Ted Haggard reads and posts to this board!

My contribution is in a similar vein, but from the other side. It was late at night. August 1989. I was driving from Philly to Bethlehem, PA. The route takes you through Quakertown. When stopped at a light, a guy in a station wagon pulls up next to me and motions for my attention. He was likely in his thirties, not all that hot, but it was the only offer I was going to get that night, so I followed him behind a furniture store, got out of my car and we started going at it. Clothes were quickly off, and he was eating my cock like he was starving. 

Suddenly a police car pulled up. We were screwed. They asked for our licenses and car registrations. We sat in silence until the cops came back. Addressing the other guy, one cop asked, "Father, is the station wagon registered to the church?" Holy crap, i was doing the deed with a priest. I am going to burn in hell. The police officer then said he did not want to arrest a priest, so he was letting him walk. The cop turned to me and said since he was letting the priest go, he had to let me go, too. 

Edited May 15, 2022 by CJK

[marylander1940]

1 hour ago, boredboy96 said:

Hiring muscle guys. I'm married and work at a church. 

is like not you ran for office and openly campaigned against the LGBTQ community, right? 

[CJK]

Gosh, one more....

May 1982, a few friends and I got up very early, met in the high school parking lot and put signs on all the doors saying, "School Closed due to Water Main Break. Listen to WF**-am for updates and to find out if school will be open tomorrow." Despite being in a mostly rural area, our high school was huge with thousands of students, five buildings and dozens of doors so this was no small task. It served most of the county, including the medium size city therein. While a dozen or so kids participated in the prank, it was my idea and I made the signs on my dad's office copying machine, got the tape and coordinated who was meeting where and when to pull this off.

We sat at the top of the hill and watched people read the signs, turn around and leave. Pretty soon the radio station was reporting that the school was in fact open, which only made the problem worse. People now had an excuse to skip school. Eventually the district announced the school would be closed that day because very few people were there. We spend the day at someone's hunting cabin outside of town listening to the Doobie Brothers, drinking (beer and cold duck!) and smoking pot. Somehow word got out quickly about the party. There were probably a couple hundred people at the hunting cabin. 

The next day the principal got on the PA and promised the perps would be caught and punished. Fast forward ten years at my high school reunion. I was talking to a former classmate when the principal beelined over and said he wanted to get something off his chest. It seems he knew who planned the prank the day it happened, but he and my dad, who was deceased at that point, decided the worst punishment would be if I continued to be worried about getting caught so i couldn't brag to everyone. They were right. 

Edited May 15, 2022 by CJK

[Quincy_7]

I reneged on a job I had already accepted (but hadn't started yet) for another position with a higher salary. It wasn't a nice thing to do but the extra income will go a long way for me.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, 7829V said:

Browsing companyofmen during working hours 😁

Wow. That's pretty brazen. Do you do it on your business's own computers, or on your cell phone? I'd have been canned for trying to do that. 

[Guest]

I remember a few times my best high school chum (the one who chided me about not bcc'ing him on the mass-mailed joke mailing) and I wrote notes for each other to cut school and go to the horse races. I remember we won on our first horse race bet, $2 on "Old '99," and that got us hooked. We never lost much. 

[BuffaloKyle]

Way back in the day had a 3sum with two different gay couples and then hooked up one on one with all of them behind the partner's backs. Then another gay couple I met at a party and I started hooking up with one of them as well while the other was at work. It wasn't me cheating on anybody I was just the mistress! 😄

[+ 7829V]

26 minutes ago, Unicorn said:

Wow. That's pretty brazen. Do you do it on your business's own computers, or on your cell phone? I'd have been canned for trying to do that. 

On my cell phone. My own cell data.

[Guest]

11 minutes ago, 7829V said:

On my cell phone. My own cell data.

That's good to hear! Even then, I'd do it only in the bathroom or somewhere you can't be seen. I've heard of co-workers getting called to HR and even disciplined because another co-worker claimed to be offended while looking over someone's shoulder at his cell phone. We live in a hyper-sensitive age. 

[Quincy_7]

1 minute ago, Unicorn said:

We live in a hyper-sensitive age. 

I think the bigger problem would be his entire company knowing he hires male prostitutes.

[+ nycman]

1 hour ago, BuffaloKyle said:

…..I was just the mistress! 

No honey,… you were just the whore.

Grin.

[Epigonos]

Walked out of my classroom and went directly to the office of the principal leaving my students totally unattended - not only against school district policy but also against state law.  One of my female student had very quietly informed me that the night before she had been raped by her father.  I TOTALLY FREAKED!  Her accusation turned out to be true. 

[+ Coolwave35]

I killed a dog that was terrorizing our neighborhood. 

[samhexum]

14 hours ago, 7829V said:

What is something bad you have done with no regrets?

[KrisParr]

“Improved” my resume one time with a master’s degree that I hadn’t completed yet. And after I got the job, requested reimbursement tuition to actually finish the degree. No one ever caught on. 25+ years ago and the company is out of business.