What Would You Put On Your Epitaph?

[+ nycman]

3 hours ago, Charlie said:

My parents purchased a more "modern" cemetery plot in the suburbs, where tombstones are not allowed, only brass plaques with names set in the ground. What fun is that?

Seriously!

I want a huge high gothic mausoleum!

Failing that….scatter my ashes at my favorite places.

Given the fact that I doubt my nephews even know what “Gothic’ is….
I’m betting on the latter. 

Put me somewhere that’s "easy to mow over"???
Are you fucking kidding me????
Don’t fucking bother….asswipes. 

Edited December 24, 2022 by nycman

[Luv2play]

2 hours ago, nycman said:

Seriously!

I want a huge high gothic mausoleum!

Failing that….scatter my ashes at my favorite places.

Given the fact that I doubt my nephews even know what “Gothic’ is….
I’m betting on the latter. 

Put me somewhere that’s "easy to mow over"???
Are you fucking kidding me????
Don’t fucking bother….asswipes. 

The worst part is that the grass clippings are left on the bronze plaques and totally obscure the names on them. Unless you are there after every grass cutting to brush away the clippings, they just accumulate.  

[+ Tygerscent]

Some of me is going to this: 

https://8billiontrees.com/eco-friendly-natural-products/tree-pod-burial/

[jeezifonly]

There’s only one that would make sense for me:

          I’M NOT HERE 
YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?