Hottest Baby Daddy

[+ Lucky]

So who do you think is the hottest single baby daddy? I vote for Levi Johnston, the hockey guy you might have heard of out of Alaska. But, don't forget that cute kid that knocked up Jamie Spears. Right now, he's out of the limelight, but look what baby daddy'ing did for Kevin Federline!

 

More on Levi:

 

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/09/were_sorry_but_palin_babydaddy.html

[+ LIguy]

Levi, Track, and daddy Todd.....Would make one hell of a photo spread in Playgirl....

[mobydick]

Here's some more from his Myspace site, before it went private.

 

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-72841

 

He likes hanging out with the boys, and says if you fuck with him, he'll kick ass.

 

Also, he doesn't want any children. Woops!

[+ Lucky]

There always seem to be sex tapes cropping up of people I don't want to watch, but hopefully somebody in Wasilla AK has a nice shot of Levi naked...or at least a good dick shot. Hope springs eternal. I wonder how Levi feels being the nation's new sex symbol and the object of so much gay lust.

[Guest flamengo]

He looked mighty cute all suited up at the RNC. I think their hands must have been welded. Either he or she wasn't going to let go!

[+ Lucky]

I miss Levi so much already. When is he going to get his Hollywood agent and cash in on his looks?

[+ Lucky]

Even I am losing interest in Levi, but only because they have him locked up and unable to show us his charms. Here's a hint from one Alaska blogger as to how the relationship with Bristol is going:

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/donald-craig-mitchell/this-weeks-palin-primer-f_b_127074.html

[+ Lucky]

I guess I have to officially declare that I have broken up with Levi after reading the new National Enquirer at the supermarket. Apparently he sells ***** and also uses them.

[+ glutes]

Lucky, what does he apparently sell?? He's America's favorite political prisoner according to Maher. (See War & Politics forum...)

[+ Lucky]

Allegedly, oxycontin, which is hugely popular in Wassila, and maybe a lttle coke as well. I once rode a train from Fairbanks to Anchorage, stting next to a high school principal from the North Slope. When I suggested that at least that far away from the big cities they wouldn't have a drug problem, he scoffed, saying they had a huge drug problem as the winter darkness caused such intense boredom.

 

The Enquirer's account of Bristol's impregnation is less than romantic as well. Levi just doesn't come across well..but it is the Enquirer.

[+ glutes]

Yes Lucky, I commented on his proclivity for 'Hillbilly Heroin' in another post.

Look at Mahers' New Rules from yesterday, Levi is being imprisoned by the Repiglican henchmen as we speak.

Payback is a motherfucker...

[+ Lucky]

Levi's Story

 

He's not registered to vote, so this isn't political...here's Levi's story as he tells it:

 

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/10/13/politics/p035847D87.DTL&tsp=1

[+ Lucky]

So I haven't received my invitation to Levi's wedding. What do you think the odds are that it is off now?

[+ Lucky]

During the campaign, there were rumors that Levi was a drug dealer, but now we learn that it's his mom who likes the party favors. By the way, the baby is due on Friday:

 

More Palin family trouble: Levi's mom's been arrested

By Zaz Hollander | Anchorage Daily News

 

WASILLA, Alaska — A 42-year-old Wasilla woman was arrested Thursday at her home by Alaska State Troopers with a search warrant in an undercover drug investigation. Sherry L. Johnston was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance.

 

Johnston is the mother of Levi Johnston, the Wasilla 18-year-old who received international attention in September when Gov. Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, announced their teenage daughter was pregnant and he was the father. Bristol Palin, 18, is due on Saturday, according to a recent interview with the governor's father, Chuck Heath.

 

Troopers served the warrant at Johnston's home at the "conclusion of an undercover narcotics investigation," said a statement issued Thursday by the troopers as part of the normal daily summary of activity around the state.

 

Troopers charged Johnston with second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance -- generally manufacturing or delivering drugs -- as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession

[+ Charlie]

I don't blame the poor woman for looking for relief in drugs--how would you feel at the prospect of welcoming the Palins into the family?

[+ Axiom2001]

>I don't blame the poor woman for looking for relief in

>drugs--how would you feel at the prospect of welcoming the

>Palins into the family?

 

 

 

Dealing drugs is NOT a valid alternative to what you cite above! :-(

[+ glutes]

Those Wasilla Hillbillies fail to disappoint!

[RockHard]

I can't believe anyone finds this Levi hot. Although, there are a few men on this board who seem to have an affinity for trailer trash, redneck types.

 

Levi Thug reminds me of a young Donny Osmond gone bad. Those square faces with brunette hair just don't do it for me.

 

As for the Palin-related news, it doesn't get much better than this.

[+ Lucky]

Donnie Osmond would have been a lot more fun if he had gone bad. Levi is bad enough for me...I can see hm strippping out of that hockey uniform to puck me right on the ice...

[Lookin]

Let me know when you guys get together. I've always dreamed of riding a giant zamboni. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aetsch/cheeky-smiley-004.gif

[Luv2play]

My prediction is that as oil goes to $20 a barrel, we won't be hearing from the folks in Alaska much longer and their wonderful governor who sends them checks for $1200. That party is OVER! :o

[Guest Jocoluver]

I think Levi would be enormously benefited by being introduced to the Joys of Gay Sex!!

[Guest]

What's the age of consent in Alaska?

[+ Lucky]

From the Labor Law Talk Blog:

 

The Alaska age of consent laws are unique. The age of consent in Alaska is 16. This is the age at which an individual may consent to have sex with someone over 18, legally, in Alaska. It applies both to heterosexual and homosexual acts.

 

The minimum age to marry in Alaska is 18. People under the age of 18 can marry with the consent of both parents. The prospective bride and groom should bring certified birth certificates, and their parents should present valid identification.

 

In Alaska, as in many other states, the laws on statutory rape depend, in part, on the age difference between the two partners. The law recognizes statutory rape only in cases involving an age difference of more than 3 years. A 20 year old man who has sex with a 15 year old girl, in Alaska, is guilty of statutory rape. A 17 year old male who has consensual sex with a 15 year old girl is not guilty of statutory rape, under Alaska law.

 

First degree sexual abuse of a minor is defined as someone age 16 or older engaging in sexual penetration with a child under the age of 13. This crime carries a sentence of up to 30 years in state prison.

 

Under the Alaska age of consent laws, it is second degree sexual abuse for someone aged 16 or older to engage in sexual penetration with an individual who is a) at least 3 years younger and b) aged 13, 14 or 15 years old. This crime carries a sentence of up to 10 years in state prison.

 

Fourth degree sexual abuse occurs when an individual under 16 engages in sexual penetration with someone a) at least 3 years younger and b) under the age of 13. The penalty for this crime is up to one year in state prison.

[+ Lucky]

The first pix of Levi's son are out, and no, People magazine didn't get them!

 

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc203/leviloveband/myspaceadds.jpg