If Granted...What are Your 3 Wishes?

[+ MysticMenace]

If you were able to rub the magical lamp, or for DBZ fanatics - if you were able to collect all 7 dragon balls and had the opportunity to have 3 wishes granted, excluding resurrecting someone, wishing ill or death on someone, or asking for more wishes, what would you wish for?

 

For me, I would wish for:

1. A world that consistently practices empathy and kindness.
   
2. Joy, peace, and fulfillment being with the man of my dreams until death would part us.
   
3. Guaranteed joy, peace, and fulfillment in the afterlife, if there is one, for me and my loved ones.
   

[Danny-Darko]

If you were able to rub the magical lamp, or for DBZ fanatics - if you were able to collect all 7 dragon balls and had the opportunity to have 3 wishes granted, excluding resurrecting someone, wishing ill or death on someone, or asking for more wishes, what would you wish for?

 

For me, I would wish for:

1. A world that consistently practices empathy and kindness.
   
2. Joy, peace, and fulfillment being with the man of my dreams until death would part us.
   
3. Guaranteed joy, peace, and fulfillment in the afterlife, if there is one, for me and my loved ones.
   

 

Utopia does sound lovey!

[alrajee]

1. I want med-bays from the movie "Elysium." Basically these are cradles that can cure diseases and regenerate lost bodyparts.

2. I want a wallet that materializes $1000 in 10 hundred-dollar bills everyday.

3. I want the ability to teleport.

[big-n-tall]

If you were able to rub the magical lamp, or for DBZ fanatics - if you were able to collect all 7 dragon balls and had the opportunity to have 3 wishes granted, excluding resurrecting someone, wishing ill or death on someone, or asking for more wishes, what would you wish for?

 

For me, I would wish for:

1. A world that consistently practices empathy and kindness.
   
2. Joy, peace, and fulfillment being with the man of my dreams until death would part us.
   
3. Guaranteed joy, peace, and fulfillment in the afterlife, if there is one, for me and my loved ones.
   

 

I had to applaud you for your Dragon Ball Z reference.

 

[Guest]

1) I’d wish to be subjectively beautiful to everyone who laid eyes on me.

2) I’d wish for the power to heal injury and sickness on demand.

3) telekinesis.

[jeezifonly]

1 The power of digitally-exact ventriloquism with great projection

 

2 The ability to persuade anyone in favor of caring and generosity toward others

 

3 2 inch increases in both length and girth of my cock but with the same foreskin I already got.

[wsc]

Genie: You get three wishes.

Me: I wish you were bad at math.

Genie: OK! One down, nine to go.

 

Technically, not a wish for more wishes, so not against the rules.

[wsc]

But in the realm of what's most needed, seen through my eyes:

 

1. That all schools discover how and begin to teach people to think using critical thinking and rational analysis.

2. That we realize the earth is fragile, resources are finite, and now is almost always better than later.

3. That getting my first two wishes gives me the world I want to live and love in.

[muscmtl]

1 Andora's witch powers

2 Voldemort's warlock powers

3 Genie's genies powers

[+ Hoover42]

Keeping it in one of the sexy parallel universes, I would like:

 

1. To be able to look at someone and know what, if anything, I could say to make them instantly horny for me

2. Total control over the timing and intensity of my own erection and orgasm

3. To be able to cure any sexual health issue by hugging someone

[ericwinters]

1. Fix the 2016 election so HRC won and all this trump shit never happened
   
2. Find a cure for mental illness
   
3. End homelessness
   

Honest I think 2 and 3 have a lot of synergy and if they are solved maybe 1 would have never have been an issue.

[+ MysticMenace]

Keeping it in one of the sexy parallel universes, I would like:

 

1. To be able to look at someone and know what, if anything, I could say to make them instantly horny for me

2. Total control over the timing and intensity of my own erection and orgasm

3. To be able to cure any sexual health issue by hugging someone

 

I liked @Coolwave35's wish #1, but after I saw your wish #1, that is what I really want. Lol. Actually, I wanna be in this same universe as you.

[+ MysticMenace]

1 Andora's witch powers

2 Voldemort's warlock powers

3 Genie's genies powers

 

I thought if someone were to get Genie's powers they turn into one and get stuck in a lamp...unless this lamp takes you to @Hoover42's sexy parallel universe, then sure, I'm in!

[+ MysticMenace]

Genie: You get three wishes.

Me: I wish you were bad at math.

Genie: OK! One down, nine to go.

 

Technically, not a wish for more wishes, so not against the rules.

 

Or...he's that bad at math, goes the other direction, and says, "one down, one to go," or worse, you're done after the first one.

[+ MysticMenace]

2. I want a wallet that materializes $1000 in 10 hundred-dollar bills everyday.

 

but if your wallet gets stolen...?

 

I had to applaud you for your Dragon Ball Z reference.

 

I love DBZ and the rest of the series. It was one of the few things that connected me and my straight older brothers. Little did they know that I was more than just into them increasing their powers and the fighting - those muscle definitions, man...woof!

 

telekinesis.

 

curious...what would one want to move with their mind ?

 

2 inch increases in both length and girth of my cock but with the same foreskin I already got.

 

love this...so specific. makes one wonder what you've already got or if you've you'd wanna be DanielNarssi type of hung.

[+ sync]

The ability to heal all physical and emotional disabilities

The ability to instantly teleport

The wisdom to use my gifts constructively

[Daverwr]

Keeping it in one of the sexy parallel universes, I would like:

 

1. To be able to look at someone and know what, if anything, I could say to make them instantly horny for me

2. Total control over the timing and intensity of my own erection and orgasm

3. To be able to cure any sexual health issue by hugging someone

 

May I have a hug, please?

[+ MysticMenace]

May I have a hug, please?

 

although if you're already in that universe, just meeting @Hoover42 should take care of #3 if #1 is already happening.

[alrajee]

but if your wallet gets stolen...?

 

Then I'll sell my regeneration cradle to the highest bidder—and I'm talking a huge sum of money since I'm practically making everybody immortal.

[Guest]

Keeping it in one of the sexy parallel universes, I would like:

 

1. To be able to look at someone and know what, if anything, I could say to make them instantly horny for me

2. Total control over the timing and intensity of my own erection and orgasm

3. To be able to cure any sexual health issue by hugging someone

My wishes were pretty close to yours. I would want anyone I wanted to to have any amount of lust towards me that I wanted them to have. Then I wanted to be able to cum as much and as often as I wanted. And then eternal good health, of course. Are there really people who would prefer world peace to that? As for teleporting, if I had some man halfway across the world who was madly in lust with me, I think he could get me wherever I'd want to go!