How to resist the urge to hire a masseur?

[Dmitri]

Don't look at the menu, and you won't be tempted.

[Monarchy79]

Amen!!! Masturbation:

1.) prevents STDs

2.) reduces stress

3.) lowers blood pressure

4.) mitigates mercy fucks

5.) prevents going on bad dates

 

the list goes on...

 

I forgot to add that most lubes serve as a good moisturizer, therefore providing good skincare for your dick.

[Monarchy79]

Until it’s counterintuitive and your hunger for live-action penis is now greater than before.

 

Lol....

 

The “hunger”, is mental... and is definitely a struggle...

 

When I don’t want the “live-action”, penis is when it always presents itself.

[+ Gar1eth]

I've always found that looking at how little money I have in my bank account is an incredible libido lowerer.

 

Gman

[MassageAdam]

Haha. Are you me?

I'm glad to know there are other guys in the same boat as me...

[big dale]

Most of my posts are jokes, but this one is not- there's an awful lot of addiction language being used here. Seems like some of you guys may have a problem worth exploring.

 

Here's some resources if you really do find yourself making bad financial, emotional, physical, or mental choices:

 

Project Know: 1-888-892-1840

Sex Addicts Anonymous: 1-800-477-8191

[Monarchy79]

Keeping a busy schedule helps too.

when I have no idle time, and my days are scheduled, I don’t crave a massage. I’m talking about calendar blocking work tasks, post -work, gym schedule (regular workouts or classes), home chores, errands, social schedule (dinner, movies, brunch, drinks, etc.)

 

you’ll have no time but to rest... then by the time you think about a massage, you would have earned it ☺️??

[blightuponyou]

Graham crackers.

[boiledeggz]

Grindr... Still feeding the addiction but at least it's free.

[Guest europeanman]

On a second thought, a foolproof way to resist the urge to hire a masseur, is to hire an escort

[KrisParr]

Go to the “Hottest Massage Videos” thread on this site. Some are really hot, trust me.

Navigate to a container of lube or lotion. Apply.

Begin by watching the first page of flicks.

Get a grip.

Release when appropriate, relax, rinse, repeat.

[Walker1]

Amen!!! Masturbation:

1.) prevents STDs

2.) reduces stress

3.) lowers blood pressure

4.) mitigates mercy fucks

5.) prevents going on bad dates

 

the list goes on...

Not to mention-it is free!!

[Smokey]

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

 

 

― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

[Mustang]

 

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful.”

 

 

 

 

 

― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

 

 

 

Perhaps not the best quote to argue the case! Wilde was criminally convicted of "gross indecency", imprisoned for 2 years, exiled, and died in a filthy fleabag hotel room at an early age of 46 from rumored syphilis / meningitis.

[Smokey]

You're right. Some would argue that if Wilde had followed his own advice, ignored the Marquess of Queensbury, and gone abroad for a time his life would have turned out differently.

 

On topic though, I agree with Big Dale above that if a guy truly has an addiction to massage then professional help is warranted. For many of us, temptation is tempered by our bank account and the demands of day to day living.

[MisterMike]

Join a group jack-off club.

[+ Gar1eth]

Join a group jack-off club.

There's one that advertises in Seattle. It's called Rain City Jacks. I thought vaguely about going once or twice, but I decided against it.

 

Gman

[+ poolboy48220]

Perhaps not the best quote to argue the case! Wilde was criminally convicted of "gross indecency", imprisoned for 2 years, exiled, and died in a filthy fleabag hotel room at an early age of 46 from rumored syphilis / meningitis.

The gross indecency was just being openly gay, or at least open by the standards of the late 1800s. The Marquess of Queensbury wrote him a letter accusing him, Wilde sued for libel, and that's when Wilde was convicted. Wilde was brilliant, but his imprisonment broke him. Rupert Everett made a movie, "The Happy Prince", about Wilde's last days - it's in my netflix queue but I haven't watched the whole thing yet.

[Mustang]

The gross indecency was just being openly gay, or at least open by the standards of the late 1800s. The Marquess of Queensbury wrote him a letter accusing him, Wilde sued for libel, and that's when Wilde was convicted. Wilde was brilliant, but his imprisonment broke him. Rupert Everett made a movie, "The Happy Prince", about Wilde's last days - it's in my netflix queue but I haven't watched the whole thing yet.

 

Amazing that more than 100 years later and we're still being persecuted for "gross indecency". I am also a Wilde fan.

[Monarchy79]

Join a group jack-off club.

 

Ironically,

 

I went to a group jackoff club and witnessed more cases of possible sexual addiction than ever.

The experience turned me off and made me want more one on one massages. ???

[BillyMan]

In bigger cities, there might be massage groups on meetup.com

[big dale]

Ironically,

 

I went to a group jackoff club and witnessed more cases of possible sexual addiction than ever.

The experience turned me off and made me want more one on one massages. ???

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Or in this case a good fork.

[Monarchy79]

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. Or in this case a good fork.

 

????

[Cannon]

Honest question: Why would you want to resist hiring a masseur, if you enjoy massage?

It's like saying you want to avoid other activities or hobbies you enjoy.

Edited November 26, 2019 by Cannon

[Mustang]

Honest question: Why would you want to resist hiring a masseur, if you enjoy massage?

 

I think the jist of this thread deals with over-indulgence and/or how to prevent it. Anything good taken too far can be detrimental.