The Truth About Benjamin Nicholas' 15 Minutes

[Guest]

I suppose there could be legal consequences for his actions. If I were him, I would take a lesson from Miranda: he has the right to remain silent.

[seaboy4hire]

How do I know you don't have a lot of

>dead bodies in your basement?? }(

 

LOL No dead bodies in the basement but I do have some old vynles down there.

 

Hugs,

Greg

 

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[Rick Munroe]

I guess I'd better confess before I'm found out, too. I have also been plagiarizing my blog, but instead of a Pulitzer Prize winner's newspaper column, the source of my material is the diary of a 10-year-old girl named Debbie Marie Schwartz from Wichita, Kansas. She wrote this masterpiece between the years 1972-1976 and I won it for $1.98 on eBay.

 

So, I guess that, just as it now makes sense for Benjamin Nicholas to have written stuff that sounded like it came from a middle-aged man, my online persona now makes sense, too: the doll collection, the childish jokes, the love of the Partridge Family's music...I stole it all from Debbie Marie.

 

My entry where I described Derek's cum dripping from my ass while I was in the college dining hall? That was really Debbie Marie, after her prankster brother Phil poured a vanilla thick shake down her pants at McDonald's. The stories of Derek and me on Jones Beach? That was Debbie Marie and her best friend Linda in the above-ground pool in her backyard. Our trip to Montreal? Debbie Marie's 5th grade class trip to Topeka.

 

Well, now the truth is out. I just hope Debbie Marie Schwartz didn't grow up to be a lawyer in Wichita (maybe she followed in her father's footsteps; he was a lineman for the county).

[JT Brooklyn]

Rick....May "The Truth Set You Free" and You Continue To Enjoy All That Derrick Cum dripping down those Sweet Cheeks, long after YOUR BLOG is gone, Removed out of Your Boredom as opposed to Embarrassment! LOL :P

[Guest PWIT]

>he was a lineman for the county

 

hmmm....who is plagiarizing Glenn Campbell? You or Debbie Marie? :+

[SAdler]

Can I now officially say that I love you?

 

That's goes in your top ten posts of all time. See you tomorrow

[Lookin]

So that explains The Partidge Family. But the rim jobs? Also Debbie Marie? :o

[jackhammer91406]

Rick, You made me laugh out loud today. thanks

[jackhammer91406]

Here today...gone tomorrow

 

It would appear that BN once again has access to the internet since all of the archives have returned but in the few I checked, all of the mentioned references in Doug's posts have been deleted.

[+ deej]

That's a FABULOUS avatar!

[Lookin]

Thanks! My other one disappeared off the face of the earth this morning, along with its server. I'm hoping it's a Daylight Saving Time glitch.

[+ deej]

<chuckle>

 

One of our customers' IT department called last Friday at 3pm to ask if our software was DST-ready. (It is.)

 

They call on Friday at 3pm the week of the change?

 

There's nothing like a little planning and forethought. And this was NOTHING like a little planning and forethought.

[MindThe Gap]

RE: The Truth

 

>It is TRULY ironic that Kruezer, the most blatant plagiarist

>(if not outright liar) on the internet, is even mentioned in a

>thread completely based on a plagiarism complaint.

 

Perhaps so. But I can't think of a more appropriate destination for this story to be shared. It's a grand endorsement for the existence of Karma in our world today. Who knows, it might even be theraputic for Ben to finally feel what's it's like to be on the receiving end of things at a site which mirrors his own.

[SAdler]

>but the "Eye

>Candy" galleries- which had lots of hot pics- apparently have

>been taken down.

 

I'm not sure if it's relevant because the archives seem to be back up but I was laying low in this thread until it seems the "flames" had died down a bit.

 

The eye candy was something I always backed up, great usage of the slideshow feature of my iPod during a workout. I have all of the relevant images from the blogs over the years in a handy zip file if anyone wants it. It's a little under 40 MB but worth the download.

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick....May "The Truth Set You Free" and You Continue To

>Enjoy All That Derrick Cum dripping down those Sweet Cheeks

 

That's a beautiful toast. If we can ever get married, I'd like someone to say that at our wedding as we raise our glasses.

 

>long after YOUR BLOG is gone, Removed out of Your Boredom as

>opposed to Embarrassment! LOL

 

LOL If I ever stop blogging, it will only be out of sheer unadulterated laziness! :7

[Rick Munroe]

Glen Campbell? I was referencing the Ray Conniff Singers version!

[Rick Munroe]

>Can I now officially say that I love you?

 

Yes, and Derek says that you can have me if you want me (wait a minute...two strong-willed Jewboys...not a very good idea). I love you, too, but you know we're going to get in trouble now. Escorts aren't supposed to make nice with each other on here! :o

 

>That goes in your top ten posts of all time.

 

Hmmm...would now be the right time to admit that Debbie Marie wrote that post for me, too?

 

>See you

>tomorrow

 

Koo Koo Roo; our usual table? :9

[Rick Munroe]

>But the rim jobs?

>Also Debbie Marie? :o

 

No...my grandmother!! She was a rimming expert; used to practice on pitted prunes. Sheesh, doesn't anyone pay attention around here?

[Rick Munroe]

At your service, jackhammer.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Here today...gone tomorrow

 

>all of the mentioned references in Doug's posts have

>been deleted.

 

Darn; I had never really read his blog and was looking forward to the one on natural childbirth. Oh well, I guess I can just read the original.

[Lankypeters]

RE: Here today...gone tomorrow

 

>It would appear that BN once again has access to the internet

>since all of the archives have returned but in the few I

>checked, all of the mentioned references in Doug's posts have

>been deleted.

>

 

Now it's the BM review.

 

 

>

[JasonK]

I am sad for the situation you are experiencing - - the embarrassment! You are someone I emulated: your success, your writing style. It is disappointing that it was achieved by the ideas and words of another.

I now wonder if your travel activities are questionably true. Lifted from Conde' Nast Traveler? I don't dislike you, but I am disappointed.

[Russianrob]

So efficient to have that backed up! yes please I will take it Scott.

 

It will give me eye candy for plane trips and hotels.. lol

 

RussianRob

[Rick Munroe]

Jason, I see you live in Wichita so I have to ask: do you know Debbie Marie? If you do, or if you ever meet her, there are a few things I've been curious about:

 

1. Does she still have a fear of toilet plungers because of the TV-movie Born Innocent starring Linda Blair?

 

2. Did Fritzie (her Dachsund) ever lose all that weight? (Debbie Marie's sister Patty Marie used to feed the poor dog potato chips and Skittles).

 

3. Did she ever get her period? (By the end of the diary, Debbie Marie's friends were calling her The Eggless Wonder.)

[MindThe Gap]

>1. Does she still have a fear of toilet plungers because of

>the TV-movie Born Innocent starring Linda Blair?

 

I suspect that she might just really enjoy them from time to time.

 

>2.Did Fritzie (her Dachsund) ever lose all that weight?

>(Debbie Marie's sister Patty Marie used to feed the poor dog

>potato chips and Skittles).

 

Yes, out of the horror of watching Debbie get dressed in the morning.

 

>3. Did she ever get her period?

 

NO she didn't, but I think by these pics, she could still be trying.

 

Rick since you have her diary, why not add to your collection? Here's Debbie's current photo albumn. I'm sure it will answer all your above questions....and more :+

http://www.flickr.com/photos/65473495@N00/