Now THAT'S a headline you don't see everyday!

[samhexum]

Golf cart rigged to simulate drunk driving goes wild, runs over 5 people at NJ police fair 

SUCCESS! 

NYC man torched Verizon van during wild road rage outburst — in front of his young child 

can you hear me NOW?

 

[samhexum]

Businessman’s wife found him ‘crushed’ by own Range Rover near helipad at their home

so... a low-income family?

[samhexum]

A Florida doctor without his hearing aid couldn’t hear his colonoscopy patient scream

can you imagine if this had happened in space?

https://www.aol.com/news/florida-doctor-without-hearing-aid-190440480.html

 

[samhexum]

Kentucky State Fair removes ribbon-winning miniature after realizing it depicted a porn set

[samhexum]

Repots Claim Ben Affleck Has Been "Hanging Out With" RFK Jr's Daughter

https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/repots-claim-ben-affleck-hanging-144800602.html

what, or who, is a repot?

 

[samhexum]

• Philadelphia man made bomb, mass shooting threats in fantasy football feud gone way wrong 

• I had no idea @WilliamM was into fantasy football.

[+ WilliamM]

1 hour ago, samhexum said:

• Philadelphia man made bomb, mass shooting threats in fantasy football feud gone way wrong 

• I had no idea @WilliamM was into fantasy football.

Of course the article is from the  New York Post.  

It took ME two hours to find it

 

 

P

[samhexum]

50 minutes ago, WilliamM said:

It took ME two hours to find it

You were distracted thinking about your fantasy football picks.

I believe you picked these...

 

[+ WilliamM]

2 hours ago, samhexum said:

• Philadelphia man made bomb, mass shooting threats in fantasy football feud gone way wrong 

• I had no idea @WilliamM was into fantasy football.

Of course the article is from the  New York Post.  

It took ME two hours to find it

 

 

P

[samhexum]

2 hours ago, WilliamM said:

Of course the article is from the  New York Post.  

It took ME two hours to find it

 

1 hour ago, samhexum said:

You were distracted thinking about your fantasy football picks.

 

1 hour ago, WilliamM said:

Of course the article is from the  New York Post.  

It took ME two hours to find it

you still seem distracted.

[+ WilliamM]

19 hours ago, samhexum said:

 

 

you still seem distracted.

What happened to you.Are to ok

[samhexum]

• NYC jury awards $2.78M to au pair who was secretly filmed by creepy chicken mogul

• How many businesses does a chicken have to own to become a mogul?

[+ WilliamM]

Again, you are  not telling the truth about me

Disgusting 

[+ sync]

On 8/15/2024 at 12:02 PM, samhexum said:

A Florida doctor without his hearing aid couldn’t hear his colonoscopy patient scream

can you imagine if this had happened in space?

https://www.aol.com/news/florida-doctor-without-hearing-aid-190440480.html

 

So much for safe words.  😬

[samhexum]

 

80-year-old refuses to evacuate as Milton barrels towards Florida

“Everyone says I should go to a shelter for this one, my son says I need to. I haven’t decided yet. I’m not leaving town, this is my home, but I can decide to go to the middle school later if I want to shelter there.”

Florida housing market crumbles: Homeowners struggle to sell amid rising insurance costs and storm fears

Hurricane Milton path shows Tampa, Florida, could still take direct hit from superstorm

A timeline of Robert Saleh’s miserable tenure as Jets head coach

Milton reaching max limits leads to calls for a new Category 6 designation for hurricanes

one of these things is not like the others; one of these things doesn't belong...

 

Edited October 8, 2024 by samhexum
because he's bored as hell

[samhexum]

NJ man looking for a wife rents billboards from Times Square to Toronto: ‘I’m not a f–kboy’

The billboards point to a website, “findmohamedawife.com,” where hopeful women can apply for a chance to go out on a date with the 30-year-old suitor.

maybe he should switch from fish to tubesteak.

 

[+ jeezopete]

Burmese python swallows 77-pound deer, proving they can eat bigger prey than scientists realized

 

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/burmese-pythons-can-eat-bigger-prey-than-scientists-realized-study-shows/

[+ jeezopete]

Similar to the woman who was found dead in her office after several days:

Missing Indianapolis man found dead in Planet Fitness tanning bed had been there all weekend, family says

(Strange that he was in a tanning bed while wearing an ankle monitor.)

 

Missing Indianapolis man found dead in Planet Fitness tanning bed had been there all weekend

WWW.NBCNEWS.COM

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Family say Derek Sink, 39, went to the tanning bed Friday and was found there Monday morning.

 

[samhexum]

Stripper at vegan club allegedly stabs DJ during show in caught-on-camera attack

well, we know she didn't use a steak knife...

[samhexum]

• 

  Kaapo Kakko traded to Kraken

  say THAT one ten times, fast...

   

[samhexum]

Seven men indicted in ‘Wild West’ Richmond Hill baby shower shooting, gun found hidden in rice tray

that particular type of rice is known to have high lead content

[samhexum]

Idaho Man Found Naked On Side of Road Near Dead Baby After Killing Pregnant Wife Admits to Murders

it's a good thing he confessed; otherwise they might have had trouble coming up with a suspect

[samhexum]

Thief Accused of Stealing Clinton Hill Apartment Building 

Man, he must have had one ENORMOUS getaway vehicle!

[samhexum]

Soccer Player's Kid Bites Ref's Crotch Forcing Match to Be Canceled

don't you hate it when that happens?

https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/german-soccer-players-child-bites-195911052.html

 

A recent soccer match in Germany was postponed after an unfortunate injury to a referee.

According to the Latin Times, Rheinische Post, and National World, the incident occurred just before the match between FC Taxi Duisburg II and FC Rot-Weiss Mülheim began on Sunday, Feb. 23.

Referee Stefan Kahler was reportedly conducting his routine pre-game checks of the players' passports when a "small child" who was on the field "doing gymnastics" gave him a "sharp" bite on his left testicle.

The young child was later identified as the son of a player on the Taxi Duisburg football team.

Kahler's injury was so painful that he "buckled over" in pain, per the reports, and he was unable to perform his scheduled duties as referee.

Kahler later explained, "While I was checking the FC Taxi players' ID, a small child was doing warm-up exercises alongside the players. He came closer and closer to me, then suddenly - to my complete surprise - gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle," according to National World.

"It was the child of one of the FC Taxi players who was to blame," he confirmed, adding that he "did not start the game" on Sunday "because of the pain I was in and the situation."

The player whose son bit Kahler was not identified.

The two football clubs will play each other at a later date after needing to reschedule the match following the bizarre injury. It has not yet been made clear if Kahler will referee the match.

[CuriousByNature]

19 hours ago, samhexum said:

Soccer Player's Kid Bites Ref's Crotch Forcing Match to Be Canceled

don't you hate it when that happens?

https://www.aol.com/lifestyle/german-soccer-players-child-bites-195911052.html

 

A recent soccer match in Germany was postponed after an unfortunate injury to a referee.

According to the Latin Times, Rheinische Post, and National World, the incident occurred just before the match between FC Taxi Duisburg II and FC Rot-Weiss Mülheim began on Sunday, Feb. 23.

Referee Stefan Kahler was reportedly conducting his routine pre-game checks of the players' passports when a "small child" who was on the field "doing gymnastics" gave him a "sharp" bite on his left testicle.

The young child was later identified as the son of a player on the Taxi Duisburg football team.

Kahler's injury was so painful that he "buckled over" in pain, per the reports, and he was unable to perform his scheduled duties as referee.

Kahler later explained, "While I was checking the FC Taxi players' ID, a small child was doing warm-up exercises alongside the players. He came closer and closer to me, then suddenly - to my complete surprise - gave me a sharp bite in my left testicle," according to National World.

"It was the child of one of the FC Taxi players who was to blame," he confirmed, adding that he "did not start the game" on Sunday "because of the pain I was in and the situation."

The player whose son bit Kahler was not identified.

The two football clubs will play each other at a later date after needing to reschedule the match following the bizarre injury. It has not yet been made clear if Kahler will referee the match.

So did this create a 'dead ball' situation, or was the ball just out of play?