samhexum Posted April 19 Author Share Posted April 19 Armed robber hits 7-Eleven stores in three Queens neighborhoods in just over an hour Wednesday morning this gives new meaning to the term 'convenience store'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted April 23 Author Share Posted April 23 Ex-school cop on the run after allegedly killing teacher ex-wife at her school, murdering girlfriend and abducting kid on day he was due in court for child rape Washington State Police have labeled Elias Huizar, 39, as “armed and dangerous” and fear he may commit more crimes. I'm guessing his resume says he excels at multi-tasking. wsc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted April 23 Author Share Posted April 23 On 4/19/2024 at 12:22 PM, jeezopete said: Brazilian woman arrested after taking corpse to sign bank loan: ‘She knew he was dead’ Man suffering from possible OD rolled in chair from apartment and left to die in back of NYC pizzeria Hanging out in Staten Island... Two people were caught on camera pushing a man suffering from a possible overdose in a rolling office chair to the back of a Staten Island pizza shop, where he was found dead Sunday morning, law enforcement sources said. And while the duo returned a short time later, it was only to retrieve the chair as the man, 32, laid face up on the ground. Surveillance footage captured the depraved body dump around 2 a.m. on Sunday. The suspects were seen rolling the man from a nearby apartment to the pizza place just around the corner and placing him on the ground. A worker at the pizzeria found the body when she opened up the shop around 6:15 a.m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted April 26 Author Share Posted April 26 Couple accidentally ships pet cat in Amazon return box, stunning warehouse worker me-OWWW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsc Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 On 4/23/2024 at 10:08 AM, samhexum said: Ex-school cop on the run after allegedly killing teacher ex-wife at her school, murdering girlfriend and abducting kid on day he was due in court for child rape Washington State Police have labeled Elias Huizar, 39, as “armed and dangerous” and fear he may commit more crimes. I'm guessing his resume says he excels at multi-tasking. To conflate this post with another thread of your creation, I'd have given [the ex-cop] different advice. It's a useless question, I know, but what part in any of this could this man have seen as promoting a good outcome, for anyone, least of all for himself? samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted May 1 Author Share Posted May 1 Jeff Goldblum refuses to leave money to his kids Charlie, 8, and River, 6: ‘Row your own boat’ But he gives his younger one a place to row that boat?!?!? Totally NOT cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WilliamM Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 Yet another New York Post story. A newspaper that reminds people The New York Post is for people who can barely read samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted May 5 Author Share Posted May 5 Wisconsin elementary school teacher, 24, busted for 'making out' with 5th-grader -- three months before wedding A 5th grader can get married in Wisconsin? + sync, mike carey, BSR and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted May 5 Author Share Posted May 5 TSA shockingly finds bag of snakes hidden inside passenger’s pants at Miami International Airport they've never heard of trouser snakes in Miami?!?!? Longest snake species in the US released in Fla. preserve: ‘Vital role in the circle of life’ On April 30, 41 eastern indigo snakes, the longest snake species in the United States, were returned to nature at the 8th annual Eastern indigo snake release. what is it with Florida & snakes tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WilliamM Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 The Internet has been featuring.huhe Massive snakes in Florida for.mo many weeks samhexum 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted May 5 Author Share Posted May 5 (edited) 18 minutes ago, WilliamM said: The Internet has been featuring.huhe Massive snakes in Florida for.mo many weeks So... you're saying... wait for it... Now THAT'S a headline you DO see everyday! 😇😁😊😁😇 Edited May 5 by samhexum to ensure maximum delight for the reader! mike carey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted May 6 Author Share Posted May 6 Traffic totaled after tipsy beer truck flips on suburban highway so what do you charge the truck with? BDWI? (being driven while intoxicated) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted May 6 Author Share Posted May 6 Ruffling their feathers At least 15 crates of live chickens mysteriously left across the road in NYC after falling off the back of delivery truck that drove away At least 15 crates of live chickens were found in the streets of Brooklyn early Monday morning after falling off a poultry truck. well, don't leave us in suspense... did they get to the other side? wsc and prof 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 Sicko steakhouse worker filmed himself peeing in pickles, rubbing his genitals on meat jerkin' his gherkin tenderizing his meat getting his cornich on it's not a big dill... unless it's a BIG dill + sync 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ jeezopete Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Husband Behind Viral Dress That Broke Internet Admits He Strangled Wife Husband behind viral dress that broke internet admits he strangled wife WWW.INDEPENDENT.CO.UK A picture of #TheDress went viral in 2015, attracting the attention of celebrities like Justin Bieber and Kim... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56harrisond Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Chinese zoo under fire after dyeing dogs to resemble pandas Two “panda dogs” in a new exhibit are actually Chow Chows dyed black and white, state media reported, citing zoo officials. Chinese zoo under fire after dyeing dogs to resemble pandas WWW.NBCNEWS.COM Two “panda dogs” in a new exhibit are actually Chow Chows dyed black and white, state media reported, citing zoo officials. + sync 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted May 18 Author Share Posted May 18 (edited) Something to chirp about Swarms of Mormon*** crickets wreak havoc — taking over roads, homes: ‘You can’t even open up the door’ Swarms of Mormon crickets are wreaking havoc in northern Nevada, swarming over fields, roads, homes and storefronts. ***how is it known they're polygamous? Edited May 18 by samhexum to ensure maximum delight for the reader! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted Tuesday at 10:26 PM Author Share Posted Tuesday at 10:26 PM On 7/29/2023 at 2:14 PM, samhexum said: Man who spent $14K to transform himself into collie steps out for first-ever walk in public A Japanese man who shelled out over $14,000 on a realistic dog costume so he could become a border collie now says he hopes to fulfill his “dream” of turning into a different animal. Toco the Human Collie said the challenges of moving like a dog have led him to consider imitating a host of other animals, as well. “Dogs and humans have different bone structures and the way they bend their legs and arms, so it’s very difficult to make movements that look like this,” Toco said. “I might realistically be able to become another dog, a panda or a bear,” Toco told Japanese news outlet WanQol. “A fox or a cat would also be nice, but they are too small for humans to try.” + sync 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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