The_Impeccable_G

My greying hair.

Many years ago when I was my teens someone asked to pee on me. I declined. A few years ago someone else asked to pee on him. I declined. I regret both.

Well that sure was a "remorseful" entrance ! :eek:

I have prepared a more remorseful version but kept it for the next time I am expelled. ?

Years ago I met in Romeo a young guy just out of high school. We kept meeting regularly for years and helped him with acting school fees. He became a successful actor and we still see each other. This happened in my small country, not in Hollywood.

A. Naturally smooth everywhere and small, followed by slim legs with a thigh gap.

So I did my sentence, paid my duty to society and I am now back to this wonderful forum. I intent to keep posting what I think, no matter how politically incorrect it may be. So let's have some fun.

If someone can’t find an attractive escort in nyc or San Francisco, you won’t find one anywhere else. I can think of several guys in nyc that I would like to hire, but can’t since I don’t live in that area. One should be grateful they don’t live in a boring city like I do with only one page of escorts to choose from.

"I have been criticised in this forum for saying it. There are not many good looking escorts"

 

I don't think I've interacted with you but you seem to be very open to inviting negativity. That was just a gut reaction since I just can't imagine saying things like that. It just comes off as smug. Sorry if it offended you.

Fair enough but I still don't understand why I should not say what I see. Anyway water under the bridge.

I know @Lucky was merely being satirical, and @marylander1940 mentioned the thread about Seeking, but I think there are all sorts of relationships among gay men.

 

Over the years, I’ve heard from friends and boyfriends of the very different arrangements that constitute a relationship. I’ve also learned from various guys at the gym that they have very different views to mine on what defines casual sex or having a fuckbuddy. After all, I was in my early 50s when I first visited Argentina and I was so surprised to find that as an ‘older man’ I was considered attractive. I realised, of course, that having a big thick wallet helped, but it was still shocking (and delightful) to be hit on by younger men in a variety of social situations in that country. Argentina simply has a different culture.

 

So I do certainly think that the range of meetings/dates available on Seeking may appeal to a range of gay men, and I wouldn't discount the experiences some men have related here.

As a forty something year old man I walked in a gay bar in South Africa and stared at a gorgeous model (as I learned later). He came straight to me and asked for my phone. I have it to him thinking that he would take it and run away. The boy just entered his name and number in my contacts.

once more @MikeBiDude what did you find insulting? and to the moderators: do you want an active forum? if not I am very happy to leave. I expect an answer.

once more @MikeBiDude what did you find insulting? and to the moderators: do you want an active forum? if not I am very happy to leave. I expect an answer.

@MikeBiDude why don't you answer my question? What did you find insulting?

@caliguy what did you find insulting in my post? I had enough of assholes marking everything I post as insulting for no reason.

once more @MikeBiDude what did you find insulting? and to the moderators: do you want an active forum? if not I am very happy to leave. I expect an answer.

I have been criticised in this forum for saying it. There are not many good looking escorts, specially in the US (possibly due to the legal status?). The situation is a bit better in London and a few other European capitals, but not much better. People like me, who like young good-looking, have better chances in Seeking, Only fans, and social media. There is more effort and more expensive, but there is where the beautiful ones are gone.

@caliguy what did you find insulting in my post? I had enough of assholes marking everything I post as insulting for no reason.

An old proverb answers that issue - "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

that's rubbish and we all know that.

In the last decade of my working life I got a dog and was living in the house I had bought twenty years earlier. For most of that time I had lived alone but on getting the dog I felt I needed a roommate to have someone around when I wasn’t there. So I offered a room to rent. This was shortly after I had given a room to a dancer I met at a strip club who said he knew my nephew and was looking for a temporary place to stay. This arrangement only lasted a couple of months as there was no sex after the first night and I started to feel like his uncle. One night he borrowed my best sweater without asking me, got something on it and washed in and then threw it in the dryer. This was a Shetland wool sweater from Harrod’s in London. Needless to say when I found it it would have fit a doll. I gave him bus money the next day to return to Toronto, his home town. The roommates I rented my spare room to turned out to be fine. One was an escort (he came in my room one night early on but I told him I didn’t want to alter our relationship) and the others were young guys with jobs (all gay). I on;y had sex with one of them (sort of a spontaneous thing) since he had a boyfriend. The last roommate was learning to be a masseur and would practice on me which was nice as he was the cutest of all. After I retired I sold the house and moved away so no more roommates.

Talking about sweaters and boys, I have a couple from Loro Piana. The blue one is old and has an elbow hole and I don't wear it. He told me it is very nice, and I gave it to him. He got a nice leather patch and wears it happily.

I have been criticised in this forum for saying it. There are not many good looking escorts, specially in the US (possibly due to the legal status?). The situation is a bit better in London and a few other European capitals, but not much better. People like me, who like young good-looking, have better chances in Seeking, Only fans, and social media. There is more effort and more expensive, but there is where the beautiful ones are gone.

Anyone have any experience with this hunk? https://rentmen.eu/ZackSlater

My birthday is coming up and I want to treat myself to a muscle hunk who likes to get serviced. Any recommendations welcomed as well. Thanks!

He is 167cm - a nano muscle hunk ? There must be better treats for your birthday.

Flash forward and their encounter turned into a relationship. Their listings go on and off (as of today, currently on), and they occasionally travel to cities away from Houston for massage at the same time, but have individually made clear to me that they will NOT perform 4 hand at all.

 

Mr. Jacobs has my vote hands down for transformation of the year. He was real skinny back in December, and nowadays when he does a lat spread I can't believe that it's the same guy. The Coronavirus time off is what he used to work at a massive muscle transformation. Kudos to him for that. He mentioned the better he looks, the more clients he's getting - and keeping.

Not my cup of tea. He would be better if he had not beefed up.

Just arrived at my hotel in Cape Town with a friend. A cute bellboy shows us to our rooms. Seconds later they started kissing at the door of my friends room. ?

Easy answer....

 

People like @The_Incorrigible_G, take pride in his ways. It amplifies his pompous, Eurocentric, obnoxious, pseudo-elitist, attitude, which has been ingrained in his minuscule brain since he was just a little young twit, in prep-school.

 

His belief systems run through his blue veins, and every time he posts on these threads, calling people fat, or talking about who he dislikes (as if we care), it’s a false form of empowerment for him, and gives him a temporary satisfaction of feeling that he’s better than someone else, when in fact, he’s trying to overcompensate for his own shortcomings.

 

Most people who behave like he does online, fall under this description.

 

He’s basically a sociopathic, narcissistic, jerk, who uses these forums to further strengthen his cognitive dissonance, along with his delusions of grandeur....

 

This is why he talks so much about his obsession with young, skinny, model-ish, white twinks... because deep down in his limited psyche, he wishes he were one.

???

No you don’t.... ?

Of course I don't. Actually I don't know you and don't give a shit about you.

You show your true colors and personality in every single thread......

 

You’re such a Gem....?

I like you too.

I have had similar house-guests in the past @The_Impeccable_G I had great experiences with various young Brazilian models coming to Europe for the first time. Also, I’ve had young Australian, American, Italian, Slovak and Polish house-guests.

 

As @FrankR noted above, it pays to be clear (but not crass) about your expectations. And of course, it’s costly - young men eat lots of good food - and I’d have to buy 2 tickets for trips, concerts etc but I enjoyed their company.

 

I have no problem in being clear and open, but I always resist labels. I was surprised at first at just how readily - without my asking - fit young men (often with girlfriends back home) would join me in bed to express their gratitude for my hospitality in London and Spain.

 

The only times I had problems is when I hadn’t thought to institute a “house-rule” on certain behaviors. I spelled out “no drugs in my house” but I was relaxed about most things. I had to institute a rule of “no female guests overnight” after I encountered one at breakfast. She was the friend of the hot young Brazilian I had staying with me, and after she’d left, I said to him that her presence overnight made me uncomfortable and that he should go to her place for sex in future. He was a thoroughly nice guy and apologized immediately for not asking me first...and that evening as I was reading a book, he came into my room in just his briefs to make sure I was happy with him.

I envy your collection of house guests.

I do not have any expectations apart from the very obvious for a civil cohabitation. And to clarify, there are no sexual expectations. This is over from my side and in any case I would not take advantage of him now that he needs a place to stay. He is a truly remarkable person and I see him as a friend.

As for the cost of food, he barely eats. He is so thin... And I will be really surprised if I see him with a woman. He is so gay, almost androgynous.

There is a saying in the military: amateurs talk about strategy - professionals talk about logistics.

This is an excellent quote, I never heard it before. I will use it in a business context. ?

Frankly I have no time or energy to setup rules. For the time, with the help of the cleaning lady, everything is fine. If this changes I will see what I'll do.

Most of my clients are hot in one way or another. So no, that's already factored in.

 

Kevin Slater

You are a clever professional. Always give the answers your clients want to hear.

A few moths ago I met this young guy in the apps. Ultra hot, signed fashion model. No money exchanged just a few visits at Hermes... A month ago his parents find out he is gay and make his life miserable. He moves out from family and crushes in my flat for a night or two since June... He is at his final year at a University in my city, so I know he will need to stay for at least the next 9 months. I have mixed feelings about this cohabitation but generally it is ok.

I am sure other members are, or have been, in similar situations. I am not asking for advice, but I would love to hear other members experience.

@Bearman you keep disliking everything I write. I love you too. ?