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Shouldn't this be posted under Athletic Supporters?

Well, you're right. That was a close shave!

But I don't know anybody else who's 6'2", 210, chiseled, 3% body fat, and 9-thick where it counts. So, what am I supposed to do?

But I don't know anybody else who's 6'2", 210, chiseled, 3% body fat, and 9-thick where it counts. So, what am I supposed to do?

Well, you're right. That was a close shave!

Classical, Antonin Dvorak Symphony No. 9 (From the New World), 1991 performance by the Munich Philharmonic and conducted by Sergiu Celibidache, for at least the 35th time. A masterpiece by a genius performed by skilled artisans and inspiringly conducted by a master of tone and tempo. It has no equal. Available on YouTube.

So, you've been feeling flat?

I'm really surprised nobody's posted probably the most famous example of this:
 

So's my schedule; when's he available?

This American hero just donated 1000 American Airline miles to military members and their families to keep the rest of the miles he'll never use active for 24 months.
 It feels great to be such an exemplary person.

Classical, Antonin Dvorak Symphony No. 9 (From the New World), 1991 performance by the Munich Philharmonic and conducted by Sergiu Celibidache, for at least the 35th time. A masterpiece by a genius performed by skilled artisans and inspiringly conducted by a master of tone and tempo. It has no equal. Available on YouTube.

Cornhole champion may take on a whole new meaning in prison 

Classical, Antonin Dvorak Symphony No. 9 (From the New World), 1991 performance by the Munich Philharmonic and conducted by Sergiu Celibidache, for at least the 35th time. A masterpiece by a genius performed by skilled artisans and inspiringly conducted by a master of tone and tempo. It has no equal. Available on YouTube.

What the hell did he pull the trigger with? If he used the only appendage left to a quadruple amputee, I'm impressed. In prison, he'll be a very popular throw pillow.

Quadruple amputee cornhole champion facing murder charges in fatal shooting
the question, of course, is why anyone would invest the time to BECOME a cornhole champion 
A Maryland man who is a quadruple amputee cornhole champion is facing murder charges for allegedly shooting and killing someone in his vehicle.
Dayton James Webber, 27, is accused of fatally shooting the front seat passenger of his vehicle during an argument in La Plata, Maryland, on Sunday and then fleeing to Virginia.
The victim -- identified as 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells -- was found dead in a yard in Charlotte Hall, Maryland.
Two people who were in the back seat of the vehicle witnessed the deadly shooting, the sheriff's office said. Webber allegedly asked them for their help in disposing of the body, but they refused, got out of the car, left the scene and ultimately flagged down officers with the La Plata Police Department.
The witnesses reported the shooting shortly before 10:30 p.m. Sunday. Nearly two hours later, an individual reported the victim's body in a yard in Charlotte Hall, according to the sheriff's office, which said it then obtained a warrant for Webber's arrest.

To which someone replied, 'English follows other languages down dark alleyways, beats them up and goes through their pockets for loose syntax and grammar.'
The comments also brought up a midatlantic divide of which I had only recently become fully aware, that 'thorough' in US English is pronounced something like 'thurrow' whereas I (and from the commentary in the Facebook thread, most of the English-speaking world) pronounce more like 'thurrer' (or 'thurra')