Jump to content

Kevin Slater

Super Moderators
  • Posts

    5,444
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by Kevin Slater

  1. “I like pot,” Tom said bluntly. Kevin Slater
  2. “I’ve done British commercials,” Tom said inadvertently. Kevin Slater
  3. “Caitlyn is never on time,” Tom translated. Kevin Slater
  4. “Mr. Nicolson, you never be on time,” Tom ejaculated. Kevin Slater
  5. “Bea Arthur was never on time,” Tom modulated. Kevin Slater
  6. A friend once asked me where Nota Republic was. Kevin Slater
  7. “I want to cast Ms. Shire again,” Tom retaliated. Kevin Slater
  8. “I hired the actresses,” Tom broadcast. Kevin Slater
  9. “I just fucked a redheaded orphan,” Tom said animatedly. Kevin Slater
  10. Kevin Slater
  11. “I’m in charge of transportation,” Scotty beamed. Kevin Slater
  12. Except that came clean is a synonym for said. Came cleanly is not. Kevin Slater
  13. “I have retrograde ejaculation,” Tom came clean. Kevin Slater
  14. “Sticking things down my urethra makes it sore,” Tom sounded irritated. Kevin Slater
  15. “I have flexible thumbs,” Tom articulated. Kevin Slater
  16. “I can’t stand stringed instruments,” Tom harped. Kevin Slater
  17. Kevin Slater
  18. “I hit the key next to the Z,” Tom expressed. Kevin Slater
  19. “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said openmindedly. Kevin Slater
  20. Perfect. Kevin Slater
  21. “It didn’t freeze,” Tom noticed. Kevin Slater
  22. “It’s on mute,” Tom sounded off. Kevin Slater
  23. “We have as much right to eat at Woolworth's as you do,” Tom counterclaimed. Kevin Slater
  24. “She had another calf,” Tom revealed. Kevin Slater
  25. Kevin Slater
×
×
  • Create New...