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Kevin Slater

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  1. ...said the frigid bitch. Kevin Slater
  2. I'm always bad with headlines. I could read this as he's either removing the threat, or making the threat (like dropping a bomb or 'dropping the f word'). But that's probably just me. Kevin Slater
  3. Headline from today's NYT: Trump drops threat of new investigations into Clinton. Kevin Slater
  4. Well I can't possibly come to you, there's a blizzard going on! Kevin Slater
  5. Holy fuck. I didn't even know she was ill. I always really liked her. I'm deeply saddened. Kevin Slater
  6. “I’m not very good at Swifties,” Tom said. Kevin Slater
  7. “He kissed so hard it felt like he was devouring my lips,” Tom mouthed off. Kevin Slater
  8. Not for your benefit, then, but less of something that isn't composed of discrete units (less money), fewer of things that are (fewer dollars). Kevin Slater
  9. “I’m familiar with the domestic help,” Tom made known. Kevin Slater
  10. And then there's the classic SNL skit where Ed Asner tells his replacement “you can’t have too much water in the nuclear reactor”. Kevin Slater
  11. “I’m giving you another ticket,” the cop recited. Kevin Slater
  12. “I’ll snap your spine,” Tom talked back. Kevin Slater
  13. “I’m a prison nurse,” Tom contended. Kevin Slater
  14. “I bought more dessert wine,” Tom reported. Kevin Slater
  15. "I’ll sue again,” Tom retorted. Kevin Slater
  16. Ne'er rated. I actually was kinda proud of this one. Kevin Slater
  17. “I don’t use Yelp,” Tom narrated. Kevin Slater
  18. He blew up the dirigible. Kevin Slater
  19. "Don't cum in me," Tom said anticlimactically. Kevin Slater
  20. I am pleased to say that Shelia is a former employee of mine. I cannot say enough good things about her or recommend her too highly. You sure don’t see performance like hers often. I would urge you to waste no time in making her an offer of employment. Kevin Slater
  21. "I bought something to put my canvas on,” Tom said easily. Kevin Slater
  22. I bumped into my ex, and I was all over him. Kevin Slater
  23. “Handwriting is easy to erase,” Tom described. Kevin Slater
  24. It's not one of my stronger entries. Hiking in the nude would cause one to get ticks. I'm glad you asked. Kevin Slater
  25. “I like hiking in the nude,” Tom said caustically. Kevin Slater
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