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I posted this in another thread....but I didn't know my first was going to be my first. It was a legit casino spa in Vegas 25 years ago. About the time I realized it was going there, it was already over.

It's one of the first questions I ask a provider -- I'm this big, is that an issue?  No hard feelings if so.  I'd rather you be honest now and I don't feel weird because you were put off.
I only started doing this because I saw a provider that asked me, a couple times, about my size and if I was interested in changing it.  "Well, yes, but not right now -- I'm interested in this current massage."

It's one of the first questions I ask a provider -- I'm this big, is that an issue?  No hard feelings if so.  I'd rather you be honest now and I don't feel weird because you were put off.
I only started doing this because I saw a provider that asked me, a couple times, about my size and if I was interested in changing it.  "Well, yes, but not right now -- I'm interested in this current massage."

It's one of the first questions I ask a provider -- I'm this big, is that an issue?  No hard feelings if so.  I'd rather you be honest now and I don't feel weird because you were put off.
I only started doing this because I saw a provider that asked me, a couple times, about my size and if I was interested in changing it.  "Well, yes, but not right now -- I'm interested in this current massage."

Does anyone know of another series in the vein of the Asian Massage Parlors, the Czech Massage, etc. I like the fantasy that it is a taboo thing going on -- something about the amateur/hidden nature of it and the (generally) static camera do it for me. I understand it's all staged, but like Mulder -- I believe. Thanks!

It's one of the first questions I ask a provider -- I'm this big, is that an issue?  No hard feelings if so.  I'd rather you be honest now and I don't feel weird because you were put off.
I only started doing this because I saw a provider that asked me, a couple times, about my size and if I was interested in changing it.  "Well, yes, but not right now -- I'm interested in this current massage."

It's one of the first questions I ask a provider -- I'm this big, is that an issue?  No hard feelings if so.  I'd rather you be honest now and I don't feel weird because you were put off.
I only started doing this because I saw a provider that asked me, a couple times, about my size and if I was interested in changing it.  "Well, yes, but not right now -- I'm interested in this current massage."

I could go for a few.dozen massages like this.

I could go for a few.dozen massages like this.

Not my kind of man, but DEFINITELY my kind of masseur!!

I posted this in another thread....but I didn't know my first was going to be my first. It was a legit casino spa in Vegas 25 years ago. About the time I realized it was going there, it was already over.

I posted this in another thread....but I didn't know my first was going to be my first. It was a legit casino spa in Vegas 25 years ago. About the time I realized it was going there, it was already over.

I posted this in another thread....but I didn't know my first was going to be my first. It was a legit casino spa in Vegas 25 years ago. About the time I realized it was going there, it was already over.

I posted this in another thread....but I didn't know my first was going to be my first. It was a legit casino spa in Vegas 25 years ago. About the time I realized it was going there, it was already over.

Waaaay long ago...first massage I ever got...pretty sure at the Stardust, in Vegas, although it could have been the Frontier.
 
I was super nervous, woman/masseuse was very nice. Found out that I had never had a massage, explained how everything worked...disrobe, put clothes here, lie face down, put sheet over myself. She'd come in and do a full cover etc...
 
Asked me about problem areas and I explained that I work on my feet 12-15 hours a day, 6 days a week (in restaurants at the time) and basically everything from my lower back down all hurt, especially calves and hamstrings. Does X hurt? yes. Does Y hurt? yes. Do your adductors hurt? My what? Explained to me that I just "need to relax" and let her do her job. If anything hurt or was uncomfortable, let her know and she'd modify it.
 
Couple times she'd press on something and I'd just and she'd apologize and adjust. Every once in a while as she was moving muscle groups she'd say "now if this hurts" or "if this is uncomfortable"
 
Gets time for a flip, I don't really want to (because then she's going to see my boner) and I flip and she says nothing about it. Tells me she is going to work on my adductors (my what?) and the boner isn't going anywhere at this point.
 
(sidebar, adductor massages can suck)
 
Tells me again, let me know if anything is uncomfortable and I can modify it and then it happens....she is massaging something we hadn't talked about and 3 to 4.5 seconds later, she is doing a quick cleanup while continuing the massage and letting me know to let her know if anything is uncomfortable.
 
To be honest, ruined the massage and my mood. I was 95% sure I was going to get in trouble with security or the cops or something (I was 22-23), and I was somewhere between embarrassed and confused.
 
Couple days later I had gotten over embarrassed and confused and couldn't wait for my next massage. Never had a legit massage like that again. Chasing the high

Most of the time I'm shooting for 1pm or earlier. I like 9-10 if I can work out the schedules for a good mid-morning reset. Otherwise, I'm looking at 9pm or later.

This WAS one of my favorite series. Recording without consent killed that.

This WAS one of my favorite series. Recording without consent killed that.

I think you just tell them that -- if that rubs them the wrong way...so be it.
 
Only thing that irks me is this kind of deal -- I talk to a provider about schedule sometime tomorrow between 8am and noon and agree to touch base early in the morning. I text at 730 or so and they don't reply until after noon, when it is too late to schedule a different provider that works with my schedule.
 
If that's the worst thing that happens to me on any given day, I'm doing okay.

I think you just tell them that -- if that rubs them the wrong way...so be it.
 
Only thing that irks me is this kind of deal -- I talk to a provider about schedule sometime tomorrow between 8am and noon and agree to touch base early in the morning. I text at 730 or so and they don't reply until after noon, when it is too late to schedule a different provider that works with my schedule.
 
If that's the worst thing that happens to me on any given day, I'm doing okay.

I am in a full house where I care for most of the people. My problem isn't isolation, it's the inability to have enough time to myself (I currently get up early to grab 30 minutes of sitting in a dark room with a tea or coffee and get another 15-20 minutes at night when our essential occupant returns). I fantasize about what I'm going to do for myself once this is over and I just keep adding to the list of what I'm going to do...

Haircut
Beard Trim
Manscaping
Stretching
FBSMassage
Head/Neck Massage
Foot Massage
A drink at a bar facing the water
Sitting down and watching people walk by
etc...

I really am dying to get a professional stretching. I've had all sorts of these things done (both erotic and non-erotic). Everything from super-clinical PT type, to Stretch U, reflexology stuff, chiropractic, to other types I can't remember. The good ones leave me feeling like jelly.
 
All fantasy aside -- it seems that in my general area, a lot of the efforts being made have done some good. We haven't hit a big spike like some areas and from what I can tell our systems aren't overtaxed right now. It's looking very promising. The one thing that worries me is that once we are given the go ahead to begin starting up normal activities, we will all rush out and create the ideal situation for the virus to rapidly spread. This is why it's likely that even once we are allowed to go into public on a more regular basis, I still don't see myself getting any of the more close and intimate services. I'll get a haircut. I may even get a beard trim. Maybe a foot massage at the AMP down the road. The other stuff will likely have to wait.
 
However, I just relived one of those "good" stretches in my mind. I think me and my memory will have to sanitize and have some quality alone time.
 
Stay safe, please.

I think you just tell them that -- if that rubs them the wrong way...so be it.
 
Only thing that irks me is this kind of deal -- I talk to a provider about schedule sometime tomorrow between 8am and noon and agree to touch base early in the morning. I text at 730 or so and they don't reply until after noon, when it is too late to schedule a different provider that works with my schedule.
 
If that's the worst thing that happens to me on any given day, I'm doing okay.

I think you just tell them that -- if that rubs them the wrong way...so be it.
 
Only thing that irks me is this kind of deal -- I talk to a provider about schedule sometime tomorrow between 8am and noon and agree to touch base early in the morning. I text at 730 or so and they don't reply until after noon, when it is too late to schedule a different provider that works with my schedule.
 
If that's the worst thing that happens to me on any given day, I'm doing okay.

I am in a full house where I care for most of the people. My problem isn't isolation, it's the inability to have enough time to myself (I currently get up early to grab 30 minutes of sitting in a dark room with a tea or coffee and get another 15-20 minutes at night when our essential occupant returns). I fantasize about what I'm going to do for myself once this is over and I just keep adding to the list of what I'm going to do...

Haircut
Beard Trim
Manscaping
Stretching
FBSMassage
Head/Neck Massage
Foot Massage
A drink at a bar facing the water
Sitting down and watching people walk by
etc...

I really am dying to get a professional stretching. I've had all sorts of these things done (both erotic and non-erotic). Everything from super-clinical PT type, to Stretch U, reflexology stuff, chiropractic, to other types I can't remember. The good ones leave me feeling like jelly.
 
All fantasy aside -- it seems that in my general area, a lot of the efforts being made have done some good. We haven't hit a big spike like some areas and from what I can tell our systems aren't overtaxed right now. It's looking very promising. The one thing that worries me is that once we are given the go ahead to begin starting up normal activities, we will all rush out and create the ideal situation for the virus to rapidly spread. This is why it's likely that even once we are allowed to go into public on a more regular basis, I still don't see myself getting any of the more close and intimate services. I'll get a haircut. I may even get a beard trim. Maybe a foot massage at the AMP down the road. The other stuff will likely have to wait.
 
However, I just relived one of those "good" stretches in my mind. I think me and my memory will have to sanitize and have some quality alone time.
 
Stay safe, please.

I am in a full house where I care for most of the people. My problem isn't isolation, it's the inability to have enough time to myself (I currently get up early to grab 30 minutes of sitting in a dark room with a tea or coffee and get another 15-20 minutes at night when our essential occupant returns). I fantasize about what I'm going to do for myself once this is over and I just keep adding to the list of what I'm going to do...

Haircut
Beard Trim
Manscaping
Stretching
FBSMassage
Head/Neck Massage
Foot Massage
A drink at a bar facing the water
Sitting down and watching people walk by
etc...

I really am dying to get a professional stretching. I've had all sorts of these things done (both erotic and non-erotic). Everything from super-clinical PT type, to Stretch U, reflexology stuff, chiropractic, to other types I can't remember. The good ones leave me feeling like jelly.
 
All fantasy aside -- it seems that in my general area, a lot of the efforts being made have done some good. We haven't hit a big spike like some areas and from what I can tell our systems aren't overtaxed right now. It's looking very promising. The one thing that worries me is that once we are given the go ahead to begin starting up normal activities, we will all rush out and create the ideal situation for the virus to rapidly spread. This is why it's likely that even once we are allowed to go into public on a more regular basis, I still don't see myself getting any of the more close and intimate services. I'll get a haircut. I may even get a beard trim. Maybe a foot massage at the AMP down the road. The other stuff will likely have to wait.
 
However, I just relived one of those "good" stretches in my mind. I think me and my memory will have to sanitize and have some quality alone time.
 
Stay safe, please.