Much like Mary Katherine Gallagher, I think I can express my feelings best by paraphrasing a song.
"Please don't show me no tattoos-no hearts or flowers on your thighs, (and also please don't show me no gaping aholes), it's downright tacky. Brands belong on cattle. And that ain't what we're selling at Miss Mona's er at Mr. Daddy's Forum. "
Just one man's opinion.
Gman