Gar1eth

I conduct conversations with myself all the time. So far it's only one-sided. No one answers back -yet. (I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested)

Or in other words...

For those not in the know, it's a Game of Thrones prequel. I'm just starting Episode 2, and in the first scene an elderly gent steps out naked to do his business. He has one of the largest flaccid tallywackers I've ever seen I wonder if it's real, or if it's Memorex....errr I mean a prosthetic. Anyone with HBO or HBO plus with an opinion on whether the guy is actually that blessed?

I hadn't known he was gay or bisexual until I saw his obituary announcement.

Unfortunately as purely Canadian furniture, they aren't eligible for an Emmy. But surely a Canadian Screen Award is in the offing.

Am I misreading something? Several people have mentioned this thread is in the Spa. But I found it in the Lounge. As for me the one undersized guy that I really remember was a muscular provider in Florida. I don't think he was extremely undersized just not as large as many of his fellow escorts. Also he advertised as a bottom as I think he had trouble getting hard with clients. His nom de escort was Steve as I recall. Maybe some of the long-time Message Center Members might remember him. In my memories when I think back, he had a similar look to Keith Urban He was incredibly handsome-longish blond hair, muscular build, tan. He advertised for several years from before I started hiring to several years after. I looked at his website for years before I ever met him. I remember his website was mainly in green and showed him in a lush garden with possibly either rainfall or in some kind of shower setting. I only met him once on a trip to (probably) Miami or Ft. Lauderdale (less likely Orlando). As for me I'm one of the undersized myself. I'm always envious of all the guys I see around whose jeans or bathing suits show full crotches.

It's too bad that "Everything Everywhere All at Once" came out as a movie, or you could have used that as a title. 🤭🤭🤭

@BaronArtz and @robberbaron4u if the picture up above is current, then comparing to the pictures in his ad, I'd say he looks comparable to the old ones. If he looks like this now, and I only had the pictures in his ad to by, then I don't think I'd be claiming misrepresentation on actually meeting him.

I apologize, but I'm not sure I understand. For clarification are you saying he looks the same as back in the day, or that he's using pictures from years ago? Thanks

I hadn't thought about it. If I ever get it looking decent, I might.

Well I only met the guy 14 years ago once. I didn't live here then. And you know how these things go. As for my current buddy, aside from his taste in heavy metal music, I quite enjoy being with him. He's a good cuddler. Question -why is the guy on the left wearing a headdress. Is he the Sheik of Araby by chance?

From personal experience being an **executive** cut kind of guy, that's the way a lot of shirts fit because of the corpulence of the ^neck, shoulders and the upper chest pull the shirt up that way. Unless I were to get bespoke shirts, it's very likely a large majority of my shirts are going to be like that. **Point of Information: Executive Cut used to be called "Portly." But I figure they changed it because we "portly" people didn't like being called "portly." ^ That actually brings up a story. In October 2017 I had my thyroid taken out due to cancer. My sister came in to help me during the post-surgical period. On a follow-up with the surgeon, he seemed to imply that the surgery had taken longer than usual. I asked him about it. He said I had a short, thick neck which made it more difficult. A month later at Thanksgiving I had traveled home. My sister was there. I was relating what the surgeon said. My sister said yes he told me that at the time. I think she didn't tell me because she was trying to spare my feelings. 🤭🤭

Come to think of it about 14 years ago I actually had a hook-up with a guy very similar to the one on the right. He wasn't quite as big, and he looked more stocky/fire-hydrantish muscular than this guy. But there is def a facial resemblance-esp if this guy's face was a bit less puffy.

This is great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This gives me a starting point. I really appreciate it. One question-do the canned veggies go on the second shelf with the sauces? Or possibly you aren't a canned veggie fan?

Would this be an abbreviation for California Highway Patrol? Or to put it more succinctly-you were vo-do-de-oh-doe-ing with Erik Estrada?

I appreciate the input. But I probably I need more specifics in how to arrange between canned vegetables, sauces/broths, condiments, and box mixes of various types. The last time I had a really useful 'pantry' was years ago. It was actually two side by side 4 tier shelving units. They had so much space to put things on. Plus everything was easily visible. So it wasn't hard to decide where to put things. With the narrower space of the storage cabinet, I'm having trouble deciding how to arrange things so I can find what I need when I need it.

I'd call him 'huskular' these days. Pictures 1-4 of his current ad seem to go along with that. And there's nothing particularly wrong with that. I'm sure there are lots of guys who'd be into that. It is however disingenuous of him to post old pictures (#'s 5-8) where he is leanly muscular. Clients interested in that kind of physique, may not be enamored in how he looks now.

I was shopping on my couturier Walmart's private website for some shirts. They have a new option where you can pick the model. You enter your size and height. They then offer you a selection of models that you can choose. Once chosen they appear in the shirt you are looking at. The guy on the left is the original model in the ad. The guy on the right is my 'selected' modeling using my stats. As I said in the title of this thread, "The truth hurts." I showed this to a 'buddy' of mine. He said he liked the guy on the right-which is luckily why he likes me. I told him I like the guy on the left-which is more like him. So we're a perfect match this way.

What Review Section on Pantry Arrangement? 🧐🧐🧐

I recently bought a storage cabinet to serve as a pantry. It has 4 adjustable shelves. I'm attaching some pictures of it. I need to arrange my canned goods, spices, box mixes, cereals, and some bottles of condiments. I'm sure a lot of y'all out there in Forum Land are great at arranging pantries. I'd appreciate some help and advice.

I know from what Storrie said on Late Night that he's not a particularly good skater. But I wonder about Hudson. He is from Canada. While obviously not every Canadian knows how to ice skate, it's a lot more probable that he has more experience than say Storrie who grew up in Texas and California. As for podcasts I watched a two straight guy podcast called Nick & Cory. Nick's family is from Belarus. And he speaks Russian. So he gives critiques on the spoken Russian. If they weren't playing to their audience, they seemed to like it. Here's their 1st episode. I also ended up reading "Heated Rivalry's" sequel "The Long Game." It was pretty good. There's also a third one coming out next September.

I've tried Sniffies. There's almost never anybody near me. So it's never been successful for me. And there's something about it that I don't like. It's got a too anonymous "let's f¥ck in the nearest set of bushes" type of vibe.

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