RealAvalon

The 45 second mark is where it gets funny:

A new emoticon that would be useful is "distraction" from the OP's topic.

That's funny. Before I read your post I was about to say, "Hunksville." "Ginger Buff, Indiana"?

The word ‘miniature’ is not etymologically related to words like ‘minimum’ or ‘minuscule’. It's origin is from the name of a bright red pigment 'minium'. It was used in the making of medieval manuscript illustrations, which were quite small.

That's ... just ... a ... terrible ... idea

This thread and @purplekow 's thread about 'Dinner at a friend's" have a similar theme of blurred lines. Is he a client or a friend? Is she a patient or a friend? Maybe some lines need to be black and white and not grey? Which is a pain in the ass, if that's not one's nature.

wife's?

On the news report (in Spanish) it says it's close to the airport and there aren't many neighbours around. I only posted it because it seems there are a few Uruguayan members/aficionados on the Forum.

Well. That settles it. It really does put hair on your chest.

Are those, before and after manscaping photos?

However, if I was in law school and needed to take a course on Court Jurisdiction and Procedure. And if the course was called Derek Atlas 101 - as a working example of various jurisdictional and procedural issues with the Court. I would probably take that course.

Point taken about "get out of" versus, perhaps, "travel from?" The rest, while appreciated, was a bit of nuanced gobble-de-goop (the last part seemed to be about pre-sentencing). Epidemiology, not the law, is more my area.

Will whatever crime he was convicted of, prevent him from being able to travel from the USA?

Let us know how it turns out. Good luck.

Colonia, in Uruguay, is expanding the nude beach options, as a means of boosting tourism next summer. https://www.teledoce.com/telemundo/nacionales/la-intendencia-de-colonia-autorizo-la-creacion-de-una-playa-nudista-en-una-de-sus-costas/

Any think Pink! If I was straight, she'd be my crush. And this video also reminded me I wanted to buy a jump rope - thanks.

He's driving me to the "bank" cause I need to make a "deposit"

Urban Dictionary has a meaning for strump: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strump I'd never heard of 'sausage wallet' before.

I'd need to know if they had an open or closed relationship. Cheating is off limits for me. But if they've got permission, that's a different situation to maybe consider, and still not a go ahead. This being a work situation it'd be a 'no,' married or unmarried. I'm assuming that the OP @rustyrex was talking about sex, and not a distant cross-country relationship with a married man that he met a month ago with his knowledge limited to a work situation.

Almost looks delicious. Add a thick juicy sausage to that and some of you have a real meal deal. I'll stick to peas on my plate, and faggots in the bed.

Never touch the stuff. Kidneys as part of childhood special Christmas breakfast was fine. But the rest blech. I was referring to on the hoof, walking talking faggots as flavourful ... but I digress

I've also found faggots to be flavourful ... I'll be here all week

clever accessorizing to distract from the ugly bed spread. he likes to travel i see (bedside table)

An excellent choice of menu item for your next PFLAG dinner. Round out the menu with some 'spotted dick' for dessert. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_57zrTgt2i38/S9iFewRTJXI/AAAAAAAAAqI/S5kYfY3GtVs/s1600/spotted+dick+with+custard+%281%29.JPG

Is he single still? Maybe your number isn't unlisted and it shows up on his caller ID, and there's some sort of problem for him with that? Wild guess. (Btw "ringing" someone sounds to me very British and quaint, the way that loo, cueing, boot, jumper and crisps also do.)