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friendofsheila

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  1. ...have same-sex friendships unrelated to ---sports teams, ---barbecues or ---noisy power tools. (much less same-sex attractions!)
  2. ...look nerdy in glasses.
  3. ...drive any car that is not --next year's model --clean --power-everything --admired by everyone who sees it
  4. ...have clumsy or vulnerable moments during --sex --sports --war --life
  5. ...leave their jock straps laying around for anyone to steal (and enjoy).
  6. Goofus: That's NOT what I like. Gallant: Could we try again? And could you do it this other way?
  7. ...get dressed after showering, until AFTER they've paraded around in just a towel. For a long time.
  8. UNLESS that's all they're wearing.
  9. ...wear underwear.
  10. If only. Here in the US we vomit up zillions to make cars comfortable. Bikes? [snort!]
  11. ...accept minimum wage.
  12. I'm looking into my crystal ball, and I'm predicting that this topic will be HIJACKED BY HORNINESS in.... ...three ...two ...one now.......
  13. I'm looking into my crystal ball, and I'm predicting that this topic will be HIJACKED BY HORNINESS in.... ...three ...two ...one now.......
  14. Check out the preview video here: http://www.jizzorgy.com/scene/6531/p-o-w-part-4/ The music behind this gang-bang preview it is like when the elderly person in the rom-com is being taken to the hospital for an emergency -ectomy of some kind, and everyone is worried if it will be a success. Hilarious.
  15. Check out the preview video here: http://www.jizzorgy.com/scene/6531/p-o-w-part-4/ The music behind this gang-bang preview it is like when the elderly person in the rom-com is being taken to the hospital for an emergency -ectomy of some kind, and everyone is worried if it will be a success. Hilarious.
  16. ...get lonely. No matter what, someone always wants to spend time (or money) on them.
  17. ...have to stay on topic when they join a conversation. They can change it to whatever they want, as long as they're shirtless.
  18. ...lose their hair.
  19. ...have to shop for clothes. Their jobs just give them all the new, hip, cool, hot expensive clothing they need.
  20. ...don't wear Speedos while changing a flat tire. Unless they know they're being caught on video:
  21. ...read books. If they've heard of a book, it's because it was made into a movie.
  22. ...clean the kitchen (see above).
  23. ... show up at libraries wearing Speedos. Ever.
  24. Any opportunity to suck up the money!
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