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Stupid enough to do such a deed = Stupid enough to communicate it in a medium that can get saved and posted everywhere. Yes, indeed.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/68a1adcd61225146b0756071019306c4/tumblr_oodnmaNMYh1sjyue7o3_400.gif Must, must ask.... To whom does that hypnotically-wobbly butt belong? I can't take my eyes off it. Admin note: violation of Guidelines for posting pics.

http://www.falconstudios.com/en/video/Flex/22168 This one takes place in a gym, which you would think would stop them from escalating from massage into grunting and rutting all over the table, but no!!!!

http://i64.tinypic.com/28anbz6.png Who is Sean Cody's Blake giving an underwater/motorboat/rim-job to in this video? It's from one of their ads.

... ride bicycles unless they wear clothes to make it look like they are exercising.

... have curves or bulges that are --too small --too large --misshapen, or --mismatched.

... fail to ejaculate, have an orgasm, or satisfy their sexual partner.

Actual quote: "We'll save our asses for each other."

I'll bet you a quarter they'll soon be an app for that.

... have to pay rent. Just the POSSIBILITY of running into one slouching out to the mailbox wearing only a towel makes the landlord jack up the rent for all the other tenants.

This Andrade fellow needs to amp up the personality if he wants to be a "correspondent" for anything beyond sleep remedies.

More advice: Let us know how it goes! We love to celebrate success stories, or help with less-than-success, too.

Yes, don't think with your penis and hire in a hurry.

Re: home vs. hotel. I always had hires at my apartment. I had no choice since I have never hemorrhaged money. I also decided that if a fellow cannot make me feel comfortable about him when talking on the phone, I would not hire him (no matter how hot his picture). Also, I'd research the reviews here. As far as being nervous, perhaps you are like me and feeling guilty about spending money this way, as I was. I remember feeling better about it after one escort told me that I was just spending my "entertainment dollars" on something different than most people, that's all.

More butt, more massage: http://www.waybig.com/blog/2013/03/01/seancody-chase-coleman/ Not as epic as the others I posted, but I don't need Cecil B. DeMille to direct ALL of my butt-massage fantasies.

Oh my heavens. That would have made my teenage years so much more interesting! Thanks A61.

"Am I being too sensitive?" I'd almost never answer "yes" if someone asked me this question. This being your first time encountering this, it's just something you're unready to handle right now. If you hire a variety of escorts over more time and it probably won't make you feel uncomfortable eventually.

4) Alcohol

...carry anything unless it is 1) Sports-related 2) Extremely expensive, or 3) Cool

Has Daniel Craig done a sci fi? Because there's almost no missing his rear end in COWBOYS AND ALIENS (which doesn't count here, because it's not in space ).

Picture, or it didn't happen! Oh wait, here it is: http://www.mynewplaidpants.com/2012/12/todays-fanboy-delusion_11.html http://gallery.superherofan.net/B/Ben-Browder/farscape-ben-browder64.jpg

It was in a Speedo in People magazine once, back then.

How is this possible? No male was allowed to look sexy unless they were an officer on that show. And it always had to be Face-Sexy, not Body-Sexy.

That doesn't look real. It had to have been photoshoppped to be THAT perfect. What episode is it from?

...see your butt. Either that, or they don't have butts in the future, because I've been looking for one in both the STAR TREK and STAR WARS movies, and nobody's packin'. I'm not even going to go to ROGUE ONE, partly because I've given up hope to see one. (Mostly, though, I didn't find interesting the characters in the trailer.)