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friendofsheila

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  1. Maybe it's from that movie about Francis Bacon? Anyway, I don't think it's faked, if that's what BC is asking.
  2. Well, that's nice to hear. I just saw myself in the mirror the other day and noticed something, with that particular lighting: "I can still see my abs! I can still see my abs! I'm almost 50 and can still see my abs!" So it's nice to hear that it was hard work and not too much else that got me there.
  3. So I guess it really is out there and there's a variety of causes. Plus a variety of reactions!
  4. Has anyone else noticed this? After a certain point, some gym bunnies no longer have flat abs, but develop a still-muscular but protruding stomach. I've especially noticed it in men my age (49) and older. It has always looked to me like they have over-exercised the area or something, and it had no place left to go but outward.
  5. For my third choice I'd have to turn myself inside out choosing between Hugh Jackman or Ewan McGregor. Both seem like the sort of guys who would try hard to make sure both of us had a good time in bed, and even harder since they're straight!
  6. You'll be missing out, "globe-fan", because Frank Langella in his new book says that Newman had "not much of a behind."
  7. Antonio Sabato, Jr., because he acts like someone who would be hot AND fun in bed. http://www.celebritiesfans.com/pictures/antonio_sabato_jr..jpg James Franco, because he acts like someone who would be hot AND fun, AND fun to talk to in bed. and..... well.... I need some time to think of a third.
  8. Goofus: Look, don't waste my time. Just make this fast and get naked, RIGHT NOW, okay? Gallant: Wow, your body looks great. Can I talk you out of that shirt?
  9. There's really not enough bacon on that sundae.
  10. Goofus: Look, I'm paying for your body, not to talk to you. Gallant: Sure, we can take a minute to relax. But you're so sexy, I'm going to have a hard time keeping my hands to myself!
  11. Goofus: You're not as tall as I thought you'd be. Gallant: Hey! You're just the right height for some of the stuff I like to do!
  12. Goofus: What's your real name? Gallant: I like the name you've chosen. It makes you sound sexy!
  13. Goofus: What about discounts? Do you have any? Gallant: I'm glad I got to talk to you about your services. I'll save up and call you when I'm able to pay for your time.
  14. Goofus: What do you look like? Gallant: I'm pretty much open to any client who is showered, with their teeth brushed.
  15. Goofus: (Interrupting client on the phone) Just call me when you're ready!! (click) Gallant: Sure, I can take a few minutes to answer any questions.
  16. Goofus: Don't touch my hair. I just had it done. Gallant: Sure, go for it! I can fix it later.
  17. A few more gay chickens, just for fun [video=youtube;NmeRIXk6M1o] [video=youtube;1hjQ8DNt0A8]
  18. Better link for the video in the first post: [video=youtube;pEnKEcBvBvw]
  19. http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5306/cstm3.jpg http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6866/cstm4.jpg http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3234/cstm2.jpg I recall being thrilled in ways I didn't quite understand, back as a teenager watching these moments on cable TV.
  20. Okay here's another. "Can't Stop the Music" (1980). My first gasp. http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5466/cstm5.jpg Has this butt got a curve to it or what?! http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/769/cstm6.jpg
  21. Goofus: [When payment is being made] By the way, my price has gone up. Gallant: My web page hasn't been updated yet, so I'll tell you before we make an appointment that my rate is different now.
  22. This is what I've heard too. People really want them to exist, and probably will them to exist in their heads.
  23. Goofus: DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME??? I SAID "Get on your knees!...." NOW! Gallant: I've always fantasized about getting a blow job from a hot guy while I'm standing in front of him. Could we do that now?
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