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Yes, don't think with your penis and hire in a hurry.

Re: home vs. hotel. I always had hires at my apartment. I had no choice since I have never hemorrhaged money. I also decided that if a fellow cannot make me feel comfortable about him when talking on the phone, I would not hire him (no matter how hot his picture). Also, I'd research the reviews here. As far as being nervous, perhaps you are like me and feeling guilty about spending money this way, as I was. I remember feeling better about it after one escort told me that I was just spending my "entertainment dollars" on something different than most people, that's all.

More butt, more massage: http://www.waybig.com/blog/2013/03/01/seancody-chase-coleman/ Not as epic as the others I posted, but I don't need Cecil B. DeMille to direct ALL of my butt-massage fantasies.

Oh my heavens. That would have made my teenage years so much more interesting! Thanks A61.

"Am I being too sensitive?" I'd almost never answer "yes" if someone asked me this question. This being your first time encountering this, it's just something you're unready to handle right now. If you hire a variety of escorts over more time and it probably won't make you feel uncomfortable eventually.

4) Alcohol

...carry anything unless it is 1) Sports-related 2) Extremely expensive, or 3) Cool

Has Daniel Craig done a sci fi? Because there's almost no missing his rear end in COWBOYS AND ALIENS (which doesn't count here, because it's not in space ).

Picture, or it didn't happen! Oh wait, here it is: http://www.mynewplaidpants.com/2012/12/todays-fanboy-delusion_11.html http://gallery.superherofan.net/B/Ben-Browder/farscape-ben-browder64.jpg

It was in a Speedo in People magazine once, back then.

How is this possible? No male was allowed to look sexy unless they were an officer on that show. And it always had to be Face-Sexy, not Body-Sexy.

That doesn't look real. It had to have been photoshoppped to be THAT perfect. What episode is it from?

...see your butt. Either that, or they don't have butts in the future, because I've been looking for one in both the STAR TREK and STAR WARS movies, and nobody's packin'. I'm not even going to go to ROGUE ONE, partly because I've given up hope to see one. (Mostly, though, I didn't find interesting the characters in the trailer.)

I bring up ANYTHING but sex and plenty-quick, somebody gets horny and drives the topic into the nearest sex-tree. I bring up sex and the replies barely dribble in. Interesting.

Clicking sound?

This is a misleading massage because the butt just get some attention and doesn't get any tongue, at all. Which is sad because it's a great butt. http://www.waybig.com/blog/2012/12/04/marcus-mojo-built-for-speed-marcus-mojo-brady-jensen/ Watch this one only if you're willing to experience analingus interruptus, or to get "blue balls of the tongue".

http://www.waybig.com/blog/2014/12/28/corbinfisher-kennedy-tanners-massage-bareback/ This was an epic butt massage, both because the massage was epic (because it didn't last too long before the butt got special attention) and because the butt was epic. I don't think we could ask for more, right? (There's even a moment when the massueur is behind the butt, looking over it like a majestic mountain.)

No, this is not a butt, but I don't want to open another thread about this. I'm curious about this. (This photo is from the Willis & Aidan video.) http://i65.tinypic.com/wlsoyu.jpg What are those bare spots on both of the bottom's legs? Next to Daddy's right ear, and his mouth? Is that some sort of drawback of having a great ass? (The ass is so awesome that the thighs have to be big, and so big that they rub together and take out the hair?)

There is. It's when a gay man and a gay woman are the 2 "competitors".

Howard Stern has a couple of guys play a lame version of Gay Chicken, since it involves no lips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pSrDHAe_H4

A butt that no one recognizes? Remarkable.

http://i64.tinypic.com/2hh417t.jpg Any help identifying this one? Or any of the others in this picture? I think this is from a Hustlaball. (Daddy appears to prevent any Penis Problems.)

...ever need haircuts. No matter how long or short their hair is, someone is drooling over them. http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bald-male-model-random-unnamed-guy.jpg

Agreed. A nice bit of conversation with a few laughs gets me out of the gate faster and with more miles to the gallon than almost anything else, Amused.