friendofsheila

Seriously, though, this surprises me. I figured SOMEBODY must have seen porn on a really big scale in SOME venue outside of a theater or drive-in.

55 inches?? That means a butthole in the typical porn close-up would be not more than about 5-8 inches. That's not big enough!

Just because it's been a stressful day and this will amuse me..... SEEING PORN IN A THEATER DOESN'T COUNT What is the biggest screen you've ever seen porn on? SEEING PORN IN A MOVIE THEATER DOESN'T COUNT I mean does anyone have a super-hi-fangled flat screen, the size of an airplane wing, in their den? SEEING PORN IN A MOVIE THEATER DOESN'T COUNT Or maybe you visited the home of some rich friend/client/trick, back in the day, where he showed you TEASING THE TEACHER on his home projection system? SEEING PORN IN A MOVIE THEATER DOESN'T COUNT (I'm curious to imagine how big someone's shiny, smooth butthole might be on such a screen....) SEEING PORN IN A MOVIE THEATER DOESN'T COUNT

...have to set aside money for retirement. Or anything else.

Assuming a body can AFFORD having such things....

...have to take out the garbage.

And here I thought this was about someone cutting off TV in all forms, kinda like I did. Not even close.

My spidey sense is telling me this is in Florida, because things like this ALWAYS happen in Florida.

I like the image this is putting in my head right now.

...have piles of paper laying around in their penthouse.

...live in apartments (They always have penthouses.)

And Todd Haynes http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FOowlLhF1O8/TEdF8oqoYdI/AAAAAAAABDs/Ucu2eK6-f2o/s1600/todd_haynes.jpg

I completely forgot Spike Jonze (aka Adam Spiegel): http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/spike-jonze-86th-annual-oscars-press-room-02.jpg

and this is because there's no location where a male model wouldn't take his shirt off. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Shirtless-Frat-Jock-Male-Dude-Sweat-Pant-in-Snow-Muscular-Hunk-PHOTO-4X6-N186-/400665078263

...have anything but perfectly shaved or groomed facial hair, even if they get cast in movies as cavemen.

...have difficulty getting dates on Saturday night, for about the first 80 or 90 years of their adult life.

...ride the bus, the train, or sit in coach class.

...have same-sex friendships unrelated to ---sports teams, ---barbecues or ---noisy power tools. (much less same-sex attractions!)

...look nerdy in glasses.

...drive any car that is not --next year's model --clean --power-everything --admired by everyone who sees it

...have clumsy or vulnerable moments during --sex --sports --war --life

...leave their jock straps laying around for anyone to steal (and enjoy).

Goofus: That's NOT what I like. Gallant: Could we try again? And could you do it this other way?

...get dressed after showering, until AFTER they've paraded around in just a towel. For a long time.

UNLESS that's all they're wearing.