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Depends on how far I can reach with the hair clippers, probably.

Proof that Gay People can be just as desperate to be "movie stars" as Everybody Else! :/

I left college a while ago, so I don't shop there anymore.

Please consider yourself acquainted with me, then.

Everyone is different. Some people slap a rude hand away, angry and defending themselves; others stand mute and tremble inside, not knowing what to do, then go home to cry.

Wow, that's a harsh "sentence" he got.

There's never any money in such things! They'd probably try to pay me in used towels!

A very involved scenario. I had trouble keeping up with who did what to whom and who made sure not to look, or not to touch.... Did you guys have to use cue cards?

Every time I watch one of those videos, I'm disappointed. Not because the guys flunk the swimsuit competition, but because the scripts are dull.

"Boiled or fried?" said the late, great W.C. Fields.

I went to a sex club once. The rooms were like walking around on the set of a high school production of a strange play. (No privacy, either.) I also got the feeling that very little sex happens on-site.

If you like the idea of having sex with someone who is not interested in exchanging one single word with you, then a bathhouse in the USA is for you. (I'm told that men in bathhouses in other countries actually talk to each other.)

Brain working now, and finding he.... is a "self-educated designer" who used to be a stripper. Hmm. And he's got a great ass, so I guess that's all that matters on the internet!

I first saw this thread and wondered "who the heck is this guy?" Then I saw his ass and I didn't care because my brain stopped working.

Well put.

Click on the VIMEO logo in the player, and it will open in Vimeo in a new window.

Probably best to leave reviews to the review portion of the website. (I think they set it up that way for good reasons.)

Oh, brother. Another sex-phrase people are using now that I don't know. And my Teen-MiddleAge translation dictionary was printed in 1999!

Oh, people, I saw "Sex/Life in L.A.", the documentary about the porn industry. [MEDIA=vimeo]163912751[/MEDIA] Pro's like Mike don't use real cum. They use tapioca pudding (that's been squeezed out of the dick of a hot muscle dude....)

Sorry, I must keep this thread alive, by posting nothing important.....

Twenty-four hours and you're ready to start "firing" at passing escorts. You're the hero of this message board!

Swell. I read this post AFTER I click here in the effing PUBLIC LIBRARY.....

Ride the wave, Mr. Powers. You're flavor-of-the-month ("ass-of-the-month" sounds like I'm making fun of you), and this is your chance. Snatch those bookings and put a little aside for that rainy day. Me, I'm going to do 2 things: 1) Smile to myself that all these MOUSEKETEERS here can talk a good rim, but none of them has got my tongue, which you could do you from across the room and still do a better job than any of them. 2) Curse to myself I don't have the extra semolians to hire you.

Your post is a "Male Models are..." post. It's different from the original intention of the thread.

Looked at a certain way, this could appear as torture for the animal. Hmm.