friendofsheila
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Goofus: (at first meeting) You have to pay me NOW. Gallant: Because you're a first-time client, I ask for payment in advance.
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I think the best tops are versatile.
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Yeah, I think bottoming is more "work" than topping.
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MisterMike is first in line to eat Victor Powers' ass.
+ friendofsheila replied to MisterMike's topic in The Deli
Yeah, "gushing" seems to be the way everyone's talking on this thread. It's like it's 1943 and Frank Sinatra is on stage! -
I guess I'd have to back a dumptruck filled with money up to the surgeon's office to get this done. Oh, well.
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MisterMike is first in line to eat Victor Powers' ass.
+ friendofsheila replied to MisterMike's topic in The Deli
Nope. Just clone him and accelerate the growth process to age 26. All us fans will be happy with nothing less. -
That will perhaps be our "heaven," where we get to go back and make right those moments we fumbled.
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It might be your partner. That "physical pleasure" finally happened to me when the person "banging away" either had the right equipment or the right technique to have me howling like never before.
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Is having the hair growing out of my ears transplanted to the top of my head possible yet?
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Reminds me of a related film from the 70's called "Make Mine Milk."
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Yes, 5'9" is supposed to be average for men here. And even the Dutch women are up there!
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That means they are my height (5'5") or shorter. Everyone seems to add 2 to 3 inches to their height. (An escort who told me he was 5'7" shows up at my door and I had to lower my eyes to look into his.) I think it's weird.
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I mean "mature" as in, "over 35." And "not trying to get into the pants of the 22-year-old who arrives on the scene."
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Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm interested to see what seems to be a film about mature gay people, for a change.
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Thanks, DM. That was great. There is no moment when that person makes the right decision!
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Generally it's my expectation that he's not gonna, since it's rarely happened. But maybe I'm not disappointed about it since I never expected it even when I first started hiring.
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You can't hire cows for anything. Get an escort and put him in a cow costume. Escorts are more reliable!
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My 15,000-unit collection of pornographic fridge magnets could come out of storage, then.
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Goofus: I can't get hard. It must be you. Gallant: Can we take a break? I'm pretty distracted, but I guess you can tell.
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A gay male couple in mid-life see their son off to college or whatever, and start to have issues. I think it was within the last 3 years? The youtube trailer was all in German (or Dutch, I think), so I don't know much more than my guess above. Does anyone know what the title is? I'm going nuts trying to remember.
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Goofus: You're not in shape. Gallant: Let's turn the lights down.
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Ooops, I didn't know this was something you had posted yourself. I thought you had just found it somewhere. I'm sorry.
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This picture looks like one of those things someone makes up and posts, just to get attention.
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What I meant was that a paying for a "skill" like cuddling at massage rates sounds expensive.
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... stop at stop signs or traffic signals when they're cycling. That would make them look less cool.
