friendofsheila

Writers will write anything to get an audience. Scientists will prove anything to avoid paying back a grant.

Pool and butts are both in the secret fantasy I'll make come true when I win the lottery. And they're both big (as in "they're a big part" and "they're big in size"). Thanks Marylander!

.... seem to know that their 15 minutes of fame haven't even STARTED yet....

... do any work where they wear hairnets, gas masks, or anything else unflattering.

Another 2 cents: You are their father. What example are you setting by waiting, waiting, for a moment that is "right" in some way, to tell them? And what example would you be setting by telling them soon after you know you have a gay side, and are comfortable with it? That said, nothing should happen until you are comfortable doing it. I'm just all in favor of moving THROUGH discomfort instead of sitting still in it. Good luck!

... read.

43 is close, and still built! http://www.imgrum.org/user/woodskip/1744249474 http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/18251814_214361245719579_4416460814018412544_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTUwNTQwNTA4MTg4OTM3Nzk2Nw%3D%3D.2

When is he meant to quit?

You're a nice guy, I guess. Sometimes I feel the same way, and it'd take a lot of convincing to get me to do anything but be an uncle to them. When is it planned he will quit for the summer? I want to check back here to see what he wore (or didn't wear) when he took his dip.

Do you have a pool? After he finishes his last day on the job, you can invite him for a swim. And if he says, "Oh, I don't have a swimsuit" and is smiling, you can smile back BIGTIME and say "Oh, you don't need one." THEN CUE THE BAD PORN MUSIC!

And a good start, should either of you care to take it "elsewhere" at some point. And that point should, ideally, be AFTER the boss-worker relationship is over FOR GOOD.

Ooops, wait. I think it's only when the parties are in a non-boss-and-employee situation. That makes it chance-y. Maybe I can't manage this. But I will still think about it. But I will say just make sure to smile a lot.

I'm the KING, I tell you, of thinking of clever ways for others to score. So, I'm going to work on this and get back to you, LB!

Maybe, but if the cashier smiled all nice-like during, then I'd say he was being flirty.

Stupid enough to do such a deed = Stupid enough to communicate it in a medium that can get saved and posted everywhere. Yes, indeed.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/68a1adcd61225146b0756071019306c4/tumblr_oodnmaNMYh1sjyue7o3_400.gif Must, must ask.... To whom does that hypnotically-wobbly butt belong? I can't take my eyes off it. Admin note: violation of Guidelines for posting pics.

http://www.falconstudios.com/en/video/Flex/22168 This one takes place in a gym, which you would think would stop them from escalating from massage into grunting and rutting all over the table, but no!!!!

http://i64.tinypic.com/28anbz6.png Who is Sean Cody's Blake giving an underwater/motorboat/rim-job to in this video? It's from one of their ads.

... ride bicycles unless they wear clothes to make it look like they are exercising.

... have curves or bulges that are --too small --too large --misshapen, or --mismatched.

... fail to ejaculate, have an orgasm, or satisfy their sexual partner.

Actual quote: "We'll save our asses for each other."

I'll bet you a quarter they'll soon be an app for that.

... have to pay rent. Just the POSSIBILITY of running into one slouching out to the mailbox wearing only a towel makes the landlord jack up the rent for all the other tenants.

This Andrade fellow needs to amp up the personality if he wants to be a "correspondent" for anything beyond sleep remedies.