friendofsheila
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...have anything but perfectly shaved or groomed facial hair, even if they get cast in movies as cavemen.
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...have difficulty getting dates on Saturday night, for about the first 80 or 90 years of their adult life.
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...ride the bus, the train, or sit in coach class.
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...have same-sex friendships unrelated to ---sports teams, ---barbecues or ---noisy power tools. (much less same-sex attractions!)
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...look nerdy in glasses.
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...drive any car that is not --next year's model --clean --power-everything --admired by everyone who sees it
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...have clumsy or vulnerable moments during --sex --sports --war --life
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...leave their jock straps laying around for anyone to steal (and enjoy).
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Goofus: That's NOT what I like. Gallant: Could we try again? And could you do it this other way?
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...get dressed after showering, until AFTER they've paraded around in just a towel. For a long time.
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UNLESS that's all they're wearing.
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...wear underwear.
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Would you bike to work for $? Nanny state or common sense?
+ friendofsheila replied to marylander1940's topic in The Lounge
If only. Here in the US we vomit up zillions to make cars comfortable. Bikes? [snort!] -
...accept minimum wage.
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I'm looking into my crystal ball, and I'm predicting that this topic will be HIJACKED BY HORNINESS in.... ...three ...two ...one now.......
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I'm looking into my crystal ball, and I'm predicting that this topic will be HIJACKED BY HORNINESS in.... ...three ...two ...one now.......
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Check out the preview video here: http://www.jizzorgy.com/scene/6531/p-o-w-part-4/ The music behind this gang-bang preview it is like when the elderly person in the rom-com is being taken to the hospital for an emergency -ectomy of some kind, and everyone is worried if it will be a success. Hilarious.
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Check out the preview video here: http://www.jizzorgy.com/scene/6531/p-o-w-part-4/ The music behind this gang-bang preview it is like when the elderly person in the rom-com is being taken to the hospital for an emergency -ectomy of some kind, and everyone is worried if it will be a success. Hilarious.
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...get lonely. No matter what, someone always wants to spend time (or money) on them.
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...have to stay on topic when they join a conversation. They can change it to whatever they want, as long as they're shirtless.
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...lose their hair.
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...have to shop for clothes. Their jobs just give them all the new, hip, cool, hot expensive clothing they need.
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...don't wear Speedos while changing a flat tire. Unless they know they're being caught on video:
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...read books. If they've heard of a book, it's because it was made into a movie.
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...clean the kitchen (see above).
