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Who's butts are these? http://juicybubblebuttlover.tumblr.com/post/101756889250/yesrayrlove-ride-that-dick-thanks-to-my-1k http://sexy-gay-gifs.tumblr.com/post/79734979174/oofahpapa-via-tumbleon I was thinking they were Sean Cody butts, but I'm thinking those sets and linens probably all come from the same place in the porn world.

... visit grocery stores unless they're buying beer.

... go to the bathroom. .... get pimples. .... have to work out (their bodies are just already that way.) ... ever smile. http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/24/0f/a8/240fa878851d6c5831d1757a857749e2.jpg

(I did what Goofus did below, once, with my first escort.) Goofus: Louder. [pause, listening to the other person.] LOUDER. Gallant: Could you say that louder? It would really turn me on if you did!

Goofus: Uh, hi, yeah, let's get started. Gallant: I'm sorry I'm late.

This guy is 48. http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/2896260/viewall

Kinda odd how the reporter mentioned what the men in the bar being interviewed are wearing.

I'm thinking he must not have much of a butt. In fact he probably wears the cape for the same reason some women wear caftans: hiding his figure flaw. Look, even Superboy gets a butt-shot, but Superman doesn't! http://www.placesandpredators.com/52/Superman15b.jpg

Zack Snyder. Cute face, decent arms. I'd check out his butt. Totally. http://www.flicksandbits.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/henry-cavill-zack-snyder-man-of-steel.jpg

The guy in the middle looks reasonable. (Can't tell much about the one on the left.) I wish I could find other reasonable-looking, over age 45 men in Speedos. I'd feel encouraged that way.

I do agree with this in that I would wonder later if I should have dared. I'd rather have dared and learned than not-dared and caused myself to wonder later. Thanks, Charlie.

Yup.

All over the map, these responses. Wow!

Yes, fans, that it the question. How does a man know whether to wear one after age 50? Is there a pair of calipers I can buy to measure something? A wall chart I can stand up against to see if my butt is bulbous enough? Or will I have to stand under a harsh light and under the glare of one of those queens who thinks she knows who should do what and when, and wait for a verdict?

I forgot that when he's wearing a hairpiece (as he did in OFFICE SPACE) or if you look at him in just the right way, Mike Judge is pretty hot. http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2400/2267416956_34ba9738b9_o.jpg

I can't believe I nailed them all, by myself!

William Friedkin: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cvo4jwbe8wE/S4JQceLzcKI/AAAAAAAADrI/k742YbSczZA/s400/friedkin%2Blinda%2Bblair.jpg (The man is probably nearly seventy and he says "Please. Call me 'Billy.'")

Not actors who moonlighted every so often as directors. Too easy. ****** Probably the man to beat: Michael Crichton http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3421/3198726179_0e33a9acbe.jpg Roman Polanski was kinda cute in certain moments (not the one below, much) http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8240/8558694577_a0e7443709_m.jpg Better here: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT2IZxVVdHSOnlyVjyS8cKd1wt0IDMox_DGP1NzDOPbk7EfGM74 Randall Kleiser http://www.catsafterme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gr5.jpg Franco Zeffirelli: http://www.romeo-juliet-club.ru/article/serafin.jpg (more youthful pictures here: http://www.romeo-juliet-club.ru/article.html)

Oh my goodness but I like this.

I've got the Norton Critical Edition. I'm looking forward to it.

I remember this part. And the man blinks and shakes his head, a gesture from the silent movie handbook, under how to register disbelief.

Recently: I'm struggling through Fielding's "Tom Jones". And "Going Solo : The Extraordinary Rise And Surprising Appeal Of Living Alone" (not struggling at it) Just finished "The Verse by the Side of the Road" (story of the Burma Shave signs), and the Spoto bio of Joan Crawford (not very good, I thought).

Melted mozzarella really does it for you, huh?

Love it!

This one made me laugh. **** The camera starts in tight on a butthole. The owner of the butthole ("Bo Summers"?) is stroking his hole, his legs high up in the air, laying back on a couch. Another man is in the room, the owner's friend. "When are you going to let me have some of that ass?" the other man says, eagerly. Bo puts his legs down quickly, and starts to pull his pants up. He says, sounding annoyed, "I can't let you fuck me! IT WOULD COMPLICATE OUR FRIENDSHIP!!"