Trent Reed
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is seen in grubby clothes, opening a pizza box he got out of a trash can. When the homeowner confronts him, Trent says he hasn't eaten in days. The homeowner is sympathetic, so he lets Trent in for a shower.
While Trent is lathering up, the homeowner spies on him.
Trent, who has no apartment or home of his own, has clearly been sleeping on a tanning bed wearing only a thong.
Poor guy!
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