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friendofsheila

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  1. Goofus: [When the other person is anxious or worried about something] Hey, just RELAX, okay??? Gallant: Don't worry; it'll be okay. Here, I'll show you why.
  2. Trent Reed http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2111/2440150964_9f8ac99fc9.jpg is seen in grubby clothes, opening a pizza box he got out of a trash can. When the homeowner confronts him, Trent says he hasn't eaten in days. The homeowner is sympathetic, so he lets Trent in for a shower. While Trent is lathering up, the homeowner spies on him. Trent, who has no apartment or home of his own, has clearly been sleeping on a tanning bed wearing only a thong. Poor guy! *** So now tell us some of the sillier porn plot points YOU'VE seen.
  3. So NOBODY has ever heard the idea that male Libras are very often gay? I could have sworn I'd heard it a common "concept".
  4. I remember someone saying in college that he thought Libras were ALWAYS gay. Well, they aren't always, I think, but maybe more than most. Have you heard this?
  5. That muppet picture is adorable - almost as adorable as my avatar! I will say one thing - as much as I enjoyed him in HOP, he was waaaaaay too old for that role.
  6. ...I still think he's dreamy. http://greginhollywood.com/james-marsden-talks-to-out-magazine-%E2%80%9Ci-know-i-have-a-face-like-a-model-but-i%E2%80%99m-actually-just-a-goofy-drama-nerd-underneath%E2%80%9D-88834 I remember loving how gamely he "danced" in HAIRSPRAY, giving it the old college try!
  7. That's the title.
  8. This clip is worth saving. I seem to recall that we get a good look at his penis in a bathtub scene, too. I haven't seen the movie yet, though.
  9. Maybe it's from that movie about Francis Bacon? Anyway, I don't think it's faked, if that's what BC is asking.
  10. Well, that's nice to hear. I just saw myself in the mirror the other day and noticed something, with that particular lighting: "I can still see my abs! I can still see my abs! I'm almost 50 and can still see my abs!" So it's nice to hear that it was hard work and not too much else that got me there.
  11. So I guess it really is out there and there's a variety of causes. Plus a variety of reactions!
  12. Has anyone else noticed this? After a certain point, some gym bunnies no longer have flat abs, but develop a still-muscular but protruding stomach. I've especially noticed it in men my age (49) and older. It has always looked to me like they have over-exercised the area or something, and it had no place left to go but outward.
  13. For my third choice I'd have to turn myself inside out choosing between Hugh Jackman or Ewan McGregor. Both seem like the sort of guys who would try hard to make sure both of us had a good time in bed, and even harder since they're straight!
  14. You'll be missing out, "globe-fan", because Frank Langella in his new book says that Newman had "not much of a behind."
  15. As good a reason as any!
  16. Antonio Sabato, Jr., because he acts like someone who would be hot AND fun in bed. http://www.celebritiesfans.com/pictures/antonio_sabato_jr..jpg James Franco, because he acts like someone who would be hot AND fun, AND fun to talk to in bed. and..... well.... I need some time to think of a third.
  17. Goofus: Look, don't waste my time. Just make this fast and get naked, RIGHT NOW, okay? Gallant: Wow, your body looks great. Can I talk you out of that shirt?
  18. There's really not enough bacon on that sundae.
  19. Goofus: Look, I'm paying for your body, not to talk to you. Gallant: Sure, we can take a minute to relax. But you're so sexy, I'm going to have a hard time keeping my hands to myself!
  20. Goofus: You're not as tall as I thought you'd be. Gallant: Hey! You're just the right height for some of the stuff I like to do!
  21. Goofus: What's your real name? Gallant: I like the name you've chosen. It makes you sound sexy!
  22. Goofus: What about discounts? Do you have any? Gallant: I'm glad I got to talk to you about your services. I'll save up and call you when I'm able to pay for your time.
  23. Goofus: What do you look like? Gallant: I'm pretty much open to any client who is showered, with their teeth brushed.
  24. Goofus: (Interrupting client on the phone) Just call me when you're ready!! (click) Gallant: Sure, I can take a few minutes to answer any questions.
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