And just not getting enough "cream" for your coffee?
Maybe you need to have a species reassignment, because Death Watch Dung Beetles might be able to satisfy you, finally.
I heard that a really healthy male dung beetle, the ones that females want to mate with, will produce about 13% of its body weight in sperm.
Translated to humans, that would mean about TWELVE GALLONS OF SPERM IN ONE LOAD. (I want to see one of you even TRY to chug-a-lug THAT.)
Heard here: http://www.radiolab.org/story/hard-knock-life/
(And since so many of my general discussion threads quickly get "Hijacked by Horny," let's see how long it takes before someone does the opposite here....)