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I recognize this as Derrick Davenport (I think), but I don't know who the others are. Does anyone?

Yeah. Gymnasts for me!

He'll need to work on his ass more, if he wants me to go-down-load on him.

I think I saw one once. It was funny when I recognized him and then no longer believed his "I'm straight and this my first time doing this" act.

A thread explicitly mentioning sexy body parts and sexy body touching and NOBODY REPLIES? Maybe I should bring up another Hints from Heloise question if I want someone to mention sex.

Two great words that go great together. Don't they? http://xhamster.com/movies/904129/amareur_ass_massage.html

More on Porn-o Decor-o Has anyone ever seen a porno that took place in a place that was NOT clean? I mean look at how gleaming this place is. http://www.waybig.com/blog/2015/10/01/ryan-rose-fucks-nicoli-cole-in-sex-pad-scene-3-at-falconstudios/ Porno really is fantasy.

So, 1.9999999 gallons and you'd be shiny-eyed and ready to run a 3-minute mile, eh?

See bold below...

Countdown until "Horny Hijack" takes over this thread, and starts discussing Jack, or Ollie, or sex, instead of those awful curtains....) http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/11336/countdown-o.gif

WHO IN HELL PICKED THOSE CURTAINS? Check out the pictures where the 2 guys are together and one is facing the wall. http://www.waybig.com/blog/2016/04/07/seancody-jack-returns-to-fuck-ollie-bareback/

And just not getting enough "cream" for your coffee? Maybe you need to have a species reassignment, because Death Watch Dung Beetles might be able to satisfy you, finally. I heard that a really healthy male dung beetle, the ones that females want to mate with, will produce about 13% of its body weight in sperm. Translated to humans, that would mean about TWELVE GALLONS OF SPERM IN ONE LOAD. (I want to see one of you even TRY to chug-a-lug THAT.) Heard here: http://www.radiolab.org/story/hard-knock-life/ (And since so many of my general discussion threads quickly get "Hijacked by Horny," let's see how long it takes before someone does the opposite here....)

...use clothing store dressing rooms. They just peel off their clothes in the aisle of the store and try on things off the rack: shirts, pants, thongs, whatever. And everyone (including the store staff) watches eagerly, then applauds after.

It looks interesting. Thanks for recommending it, Cash. I hope the play makes it out to the sticks!

Dude was damned cute at his best weight. http://www.starpulse.com/news/media/NUP_138111_1581.jpg

I think I would base something like this on hearing a person talk, and I didn't get to say anything to him. And I could hear NOTHING during the performance, the music was SO loud. Which is too bad because every so often I'd see one of them react and hear just a BIT of a moan or a "woof". (One weird thing: the extremely loud music and the extremely sexy performers prowling the audience didn't stop one guy in the front row from falling asleep!)

... get picked last, for anything.

... give lap dances.

I liked the 8:00 show. Kurtis' tongue made FOUR trips to Draven's butt, which was awesome. And at the end, Draven rimmed Kurtis' , and KW really acted like he enjoyed it. I know I sure liked seeing his really amazing butt get some attention. http://i68.tinypic.com/2w69nns.jpg Pictures were taken and autographs given afterwards. They were both really nice to their audience, both inside and outside the auditorium. http://i66.tinypic.com/2cfr51z.jpg The 10:00 show had some ropes and some acrobatics.

Only during the time when we were permitted to, not during the performances.

I'll post info about my visit after I find a place to post pictures that will show up here.

If I'm not too pooped after running around in SF today, I'm going to go to the show. Unless I run into him at the bus stop and he gives me a private show on the #28.

...play sports that DON'T involve other male models.

...have children who ---look average, or ---ever grow up

...have to take entry-level jobs.