friendofsheila

I'd love to read some of it. Can you cut and paste a sample here, for us?

Just because you were tardy reading their email, they puked all over you?? Rude.

They barely look old enough to drive.

I did this with Speedos. It worked for me.

Hey Surf, How did it go?

Hey, how has this gone for you on your hires since, RealNowhereman?

I think RudyNate has it right. If he didn't want to talk to customers, he shouldn't be picking up his business line. (Assuming he has a separate phone for business, or is able to see on his only phone whether the person calling is friend or client.) Personally, I don't call anyone after 9 p.m. unless I know they are available to me at that hour. If I know they are not, I might only call if I need to leave a message for them to get that night or the next morning. So, to me, 9:00 p.m. is too late.

My first in-person conversation with an escort at our appointment started with him asking, "So have you had a busy day?" When I asked if HIS day has been busy, he said "YES!" and went on about receiving so many messages. So I can understand during a certain time of the week (or maybe "of the year" since it is now the holidays and people have free time), the popular escorts can get swamped with communication.

Well, thanks for the rimming advice. Is anyone else finding they must have a beard to make their face less thin?

I'm finding that my face is looking thin at this age. A goatee seems to be helping me look less "wasted". Anybody else? And does the extra hair make rimming uncomfortable for someone you rim?

Oh, I've seen more than a few full-lipped ones doing porn. And I can't remember a single one of them because my memory gets wiped after my.... uuuuh..... completion of the act. :/

I think it might only be a "marker" of youth, like having no grey hair. I think people's lips get thinner in old age.

Cybill Shepherd married hers.

This is why I should start looking for husbands at Mensa meetings.

And I like to think my tops have never bottomed, but will for me!

Goofus: (at first meeting) You have to pay me NOW. Gallant: Because you're a first-time client, I ask for payment in advance.

I think the best tops are versatile.

Yeah, I think bottoming is more "work" than topping.

Yeah, "gushing" seems to be the way everyone's talking on this thread. It's like it's 1943 and Frank Sinatra is on stage!

I guess I'd have to back a dumptruck filled with money up to the surgeon's office to get this done. Oh, well.

Nope. Just clone him and accelerate the growth process to age 26. All us fans will be happy with nothing less.

That will perhaps be our "heaven," where we get to go back and make right those moments we fumbled.

It might be your partner. That "physical pleasure" finally happened to me when the person "banging away" either had the right equipment or the right technique to have me howling like never before.

Is having the hair growing out of my ears transplanted to the top of my head possible yet?

Reminds me of a related film from the 70's called "Make Mine Milk."