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ABC News delivers again!  Will Reeve, son of Christopher Reeve...

I subscribed to his Only Fans page for a while, and he seemed to chronicle his move west a bit with some posts from the road.  His posts seemed to slow down considerably after a while, around the same time his Vegas based ad disappeared.  One of his last entries was something to the effect of apologizing for the lack recent posts.  I remember him saying "life happens" which made me curious, and I think his last post said "I'll be back", which made me optimistic. But it's been radio silence ever since; well over a year or two.

Oh man! One of the many providers I lusted after, who, just as I was ready to take the plunge, stopped advertising.  I never give up hope that they'll return to the scene someday.

I’m “enjoying” Sean Maygers videos.  Looks like he was available at one time.  Anyone ever hire Sean?
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Or, they could stop reducing the space between rows.

I also suspect that the pandemic is being used as an excuse to cut services that will never be restored. We’re going to have to get used to a meaner world, I fear, except for the uber-rich.

(As if this one wasn't bad enough...)
 

OK, I just can't take this one anymore.  I can't.
 

OK, I just can't take this one anymore.  I can't.
 

It almost sounds like she's bragging about having diabetes, because now she gets to use JARDIANCE!, as she proclaims, extending her arms as if to praise the heavens. So now she (and her background singers) can enjoy being overweight.
And then there's that yellow dress !!!!

OK, I just can't take this one anymore.  I can't.
 

There are  so many things wrong with this ad. 
Let's start with the terrible lyrics. The first line sounds like "I have touchy diabetes" because "type 2 diabetes" doesn't work well with the given rhythm. (Who in real life claims to have "TYPEtwo" diabetes? Usually the "two" is singled out and given a bit of emphasis.) The end of the song claims that the pill "has a sto-RY to tell." A sto-RY? What's that? 
Then - should we even bother to ask what the changing of the dress is all about, especially when the 2nd one looks so ridiculous? Also, SHE CAN'T DANCE!! I mean, my god, she REALLY CAN'T DANCE!!!
Who, and more importantly, WHY, is that mailman? 
Also, just the whole "meta" concept of this thing is inane. We're essentially watching a commercial about the filming of a Jardiance commercial. But why? And what does Jardiance have to do with any of this? Except that supposedly the Woman With Two Dresses seems to have "touchy [sic] diabetes"? (But as she's really only the actress in the ad being filmed, she probably doesn't.)
Ugh. 

There's a 'Joey Lawrence' on Rentmen. Would that it were the actor from Blossom.
 

There's a 'Joey Lawrence' on Rentmen. Would that it were the actor from Blossom.
 

Me too, except for the long hair phase.

I'm jealous! One of the many porn stars who used to advertise steadily (and I didn't pursue, for one reason or another). And then suddenly, without warning, they were gone.

I met up with Junior Stellano several times at his home in Staten Island before he made it big as a porn star. He was as sweet as they come, great kisser, handsome face, and a hot tight ass. 

HE REALLY MELTS MY BUTTER

Diego Sans, particularly in his long hair phase