nycman

Cool, I won’t offer any. You’re fucked.

I don’t have the blue halo effect….so maybe that "colors" my answer…but… I prefer Viagra. 3 days for heartburn and muscle aches is torture. Plus, who wants to fuck for 72 hours straight…..really? I find that popping a Viagra 30 min prior (plus Afrin, plus Motrin, plus Pepcid) = plenty of fun on demand As always, YMMV.

Because you want your private information posted in public?

The place you’re looking for is called “Manhattan". You should visit. grin

As a kid, I had a crush on Eddie Munster. I’m not kidding.

That may just be the strangest best porn I’ve ever watched.

Goggle is your friend…..Large Penis Support Group.

Someone please confirm he’s real and fun. And if he’s got an Aussie accent…..oh lord!

Since the FLA gathering is over…. Can we start misbehaving again? grin

If you’re going to use BIG words…at least learn how to spell them. It’s "ultracrepidarians". Or use simple words…..like "cunt".

No.

You’re right. We can’t. Peace out!

That’s more than a red flag….that’s a black flag. And I’m not talking about the world’s greatest punk band…..

Do NOT make me fly all the fucking way across this country just to get you your learners permit, Missy. Not to be a Karin but, "may I speak with your supervisor please?" One of you fuckers better take one for the team….that’s a long trip for me. If he’s bad, one of you Palm Beach bitches is putting out. Just so we’re clear!

Something about him is sexy as fuck. I even think the flower over the asshole pics are kinda cute. Of course, shaved head, face down, ass up is my favorite, but I’d be pretty happy if any of his looks showed up. That’s rare. Someone needs to test drive. I nominate "down the street @Charlie"

You’re welcome? Baby, that’s true for every single human being on this planet. And it’s not even that. None of us appeals to everyone. As a bitchy friend once said to me "don’t worry, some guys are into skinny, anemic, southern, white guys." Bitchy? Yes. True? Thankfully, also yes. Learn to look past the ones who aren’t into you. They’re meaningless and you’re missing the forest for the trees. It’s sad if that’s all you got from my post. Oh well, I hope it helps someone else.

Whenever I’m at a bar and someone is crying into their beer that no one likes them, I usually observe several things……. A) no one wants to be around someone who’s feeling sorry for themselves, so the behavior is a self fulfilling prophecy. Buck-up butter cup. B) the pity party host, is usually fixated on the "perfect 10’s" in the room and ignoring the other 99% of the room. Look around with your eyes wide open. There are usually several interested men sitting right next to you that you’ve overlooked. C) alcohol never helps the situation. D) if you really think you’re that much of a shit show that no one wants to be around, (you’re not but let’s assume you honestly feel this way) then start taking inventory and start changing the things about yourself that you can. None of us is gonna get new genes or win the lottery, but we can all improve our bodies and start being more responsible with our spending. Baby steps. E) non-arrogant self confidence is sexy as fuck. Learn to project it. Personally, having a killer wardrobe helps me pull this one off. But find whatever gives you confidence in being you, and use it to your advantage. F) escorts are a temporary fix but looking to them to solve this problem is delusional. They're like crutches. There’s nothing wrong with crutches when you need them, but they’re never going to help you fly.

…and doesn’t kidnap you for an unwanted trip to the Bahamas (aka "the Bronx of the Caribbean").

Ok, I would not pay him $350. Hope that helps…..but I’m still think my n=1, compounded with the vagaries of my own personal preferences and my own particular financial situation, make that information pretty useless to you. Nonetheless, you are free to use my meaningless data point in any way you choose. Now if you interpolated your data and produced a multidimensional scatter graph with 5 or more axises….then maybe I’d be interested. Until then, enjoy your random data point in space. nycman = "no". You’re welcome Nice attempt at a side dig, but I pass.

For all you ignorant sluts (like me), who didn’t get the reference in @Charlie’s post until @MscleLovr helped us out……

He sounds like fun. Good for him! And a new acronym is born!

Maybe he was trying to sell you stock in First Financial Bank (FFIN)? Or a new camera app for your iPhone?…..FFIN camera app by beyondf? Or just using local welsh slang to try and help you find the border town of Chapel-y-ffin? Unfortunately, he’s probably just offering to shove his fist up your ass.

The above link was broken…. https://rentmen.eu/ADAM_STAMM See, I can be nice. You’re welcome.

But you do…. On this we agree. Lay on, Macduff….

You have my attention…..grin