nycman

Crappy photos - fail I’m still curious….what about this guy’s profile attracted the OP in the first place?

Ahhh….the age old "Virgin/Whore" conundrum. Let me save you years of anguish, therapy, and lousy lays……the Whores are more fun.

I’ve reached out to him twice in the past. Our schedules didn’t match up but he was very polite.

Just to clarify. That is the great Madeline Khan in Young Frankenstein. She is asking the question of the young Teri Garr character in the movie.

If @Coolwave35 was there, there was $$$ to be made. Trust me. Your "friend" may need help with instructions on how to "get that coin", however.

So you want a hot husband….AND a sugar daddy to pay both your expenses? I wish you luck, but I’m afraid that’s not generally how any of this works.

You thought Mountain Dew, the drink that college kids use to fuel themselves through a night of cramming for finals, "might" be healthy?

I never knew you were a lesbian. grin

Good luck in the coming election!

It’s often attributed to Winston Churchill (and many others).

I saw it in London. It was very good. Not nearly as earth shattering as everyone tries to make it sound. Just very good.

A blessing is not a virtue. Be thankful.

It can be truly hard to have empathy for something we don’t fully understand…. but we must try.

There can be only one……

Gentlemen, never trust any professional in the "aesthetic world" who won’t share before and after pics. And for the uninitiated, PRP is Platelet Rich Plasma. Experimental at best.

That depends, do you wanna discuss the Pythagorean theorem with him…..or do you wanna fuck?

Are we reading the same forum? grin

So fucking true. I’ve talked about it before, but when I first started hiring there was a smoking hot Brazilian escort in New York City that I used to see regularly. At the time I suffered from hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating). I always arrive to my appointments firstly showered, but what can I say, when you’re an in shape 30-year-old pounding out the hottest piece of Brazilian ass you’ve ever seen for two hours straight, things can get a little "musky". Whenever it got to be too much, he’d pat me on the ass and say "hit the showers champ". It was always said in a playful and fun manner. I’d happily bounced across the room and into the shower, not even mildly offended. And two minutes later, we’d be fucking like animals again. If he’d made a face or said something stupid like "Jesus Christ you fucking stink" I’m sure my reaction would’ve been much different. He was a true pro in every aspect. For the record, anyone out there who suffers from the same problem, Botox in the armpits is the answer. After years of suffering, now I don’t even have to use deodorant and I can easily run a 10k, without any sweating or smell whatsoever. I’ve even got my trainer trained to tell me, "it’s time for your shots, bro" whatever the shots start wearing off. Because honestly, I can’t always tell at first. And yes, there are some men who are mad that the "musk" is gone. You can’t please everyone!

Children playing under the highway on-ramps???? Oh, it’s in Queens.….sounds about right.