nycman

So you want a hot husband….AND a sugar daddy to pay both your expenses? I wish you luck, but I’m afraid that’s not generally how any of this works.

You thought Mountain Dew, the drink that college kids use to fuel themselves through a night of cramming for finals, "might" be healthy?

I never knew you were a lesbian. grin

Good luck in the coming election!

It’s often attributed to Winston Churchill (and many others).

I saw it in London. It was very good. Not nearly as earth shattering as everyone tries to make it sound. Just very good.

No. Frankly, I wouldn’t leave the Isle of Manhattan, much less the 5 boroughs. I think the answer to this one is all over the place and has more to do with the client’s personal circumstances. Personally, I do more calls at my place, but I’m not opposed to going to his if that’s a big problem. Inevitably my place is nicer, that’s the only reason. Well that, and I’m lazy. As soon as I’m done fucking all I want to do is roll over and sleep, not get dressed and start heading home. No. Personally, I’ll travel anywhere on the Island of Manhattan, but that’s it. Yes, I know that’s stupid. Certainly parts of Jersey and Brooklyn are closer to me than Washington Heights. But it is what it is. "I like the Island Manhattan. Smoke on your pipe and put that in!"

A blessing is not a virtue. Be thankful.

It can be truly hard to have empathy for something we don’t fully understand…. but we must try.

There can be only one……

Gentlemen, never trust any professional in the "aesthetic world" who won’t share before and after pics. And for the uninitiated, PRP is Platelet Rich Plasma. Experimental at best.

That depends, do you wanna discuss the Pythagorean theorem with him…..or do you wanna fuck?

Are we reading the same forum? grin

So fucking true. I’ve talked about it before, but when I first started hiring there was a smoking hot Brazilian escort in New York City that I used to see regularly. At the time I suffered from hyperhidrosis (excessive sweating). I always arrive to my appointments firstly showered, but what can I say, when you’re an in shape 30-year-old pounding out the hottest piece of Brazilian ass you’ve ever seen for two hours straight, things can get a little "musky". Whenever it got to be too much, he’d pat me on the ass and say "hit the showers champ". It was always said in a playful and fun manner. I’d happily bounced across the room and into the shower, not even mildly offended. And two minutes later, we’d be fucking like animals again. If he’d made a face or said something stupid like "Jesus Christ you fucking stink" I’m sure my reaction would’ve been much different. He was a true pro in every aspect. For the record, anyone out there who suffers from the same problem, Botox in the armpits is the answer. After years of suffering, now I don’t even have to use deodorant and I can easily run a 10k, without any sweating or smell whatsoever. I’ve even got my trainer trained to tell me, "it’s time for your shots, bro" whatever the shots start wearing off. Because honestly, I can’t always tell at first. And yes, there are some men who are mad that the "musk" is gone. You can’t please everyone!

Children playing under the highway on-ramps???? Oh, it’s in Queens.….sounds about right.

De mortuis nil nisi bonum. I hated that show. I thought it was a self indulgent mess. And that’s from someone who thought he was a great performer and loves the Met Museum. The powerful and show stopping "Judith" was the only performance worth remembering (and it was performed by someone else). Perhaps I went in with unrealistic expectations, but for me the show was the biggest disappointment of the season. Still, he was an amazing performer and his death is a great loss for Broadway.

To paraphrase Marylin Manson…. "He’s got a face that’s made for violence and porn."

LMAO. The whole fucking house looks ginger-centric.

Welcome to the world of being a landlord in NY or CA. Judges will rule in favor of the tenet 99% of the time. Regardless of the laws. If you own rental property in NY or CA, you’re in for a world of pain. And god help you if you rent to a single mother. She basically has free housing until the kid is 18. A judge will never make a single mother homeless…..ever. On the topic at hand, anyone with access to the internet knew this kid was bad news. The landlords are morons who either got enamored with the Calvin Klein connection, the kid’s "good looks", or both. Based on the age difference in the landlord couple, I’m willing to bet this isn’t the first time pop-pops let his dick do the thinking. And other than nailing 80’s fashion, Calvin isn’t exactly know for his smart decisions. Then again, let’s not forget, without the Calvin Klein connection, this isn’t really "news". In fact even with it, it’s just sensationalism masquerading as journalism.

I have to agree. It would almost be better to not dim any marquees rather than this half heart, lukewarm, limp wristed "tribute".