nycman

Just promise me you’ll wear Jungle Red and cause a scene at the funeral.

I agree. Originally, I liked the mega ships. Lots more to do and see on the boat, but the ports of call are boring as fuck. In general, I would just stay on the boat even when we were in port. But once you’re done exploring the ship, it gets old fast. Smaller ships are certainly nicer, but there’s a lot less to do. The trade off is the ports are actually mildly interesting. The truth is, since Covid proved that cruise ships are basically floating cesspools, I’ve avoided cruising altogether. Honestly, I don’t think I’ll ever go back. Still, my final "voyage" will be an Around the World Cruise on Cunard, ending with a suicidal swan dive into NYC harbor. If my heirs try to accuse my cabin mate @BenjaminNicholas of assisting in my death, I expect you all to rally to his defense, morally and financially.

Sorry, I forgot about the P-town shuttle. https://capecodrta.org/bus_routes/provincetown-north-truro-shuttle/ It only runs in the summer and it stops the day after Labor Day. I believe it stops at the Pier in town and goes out to Herring Cove. I’ve never used it, but it might be an option if you’re day tripping.

Yes. Yes, but only further down at ”Boy Beach". Head to Herring Cove and facing the water, go left. It’s a hike. There’s a short cut, but unless you know where it is, it’s a little hard to find. Long route is 20-30 min walk from the parking lot. Short cut is 10-15 min. Unless someone can show you the short cut, you’re probably better off going the long way your first time. Go to Herring Beach, turn left, walk along the beach until you see naked men. Easy. Technically it’s illegal, but nobody cares. You think a park ranger is gonna walk 30 min to bust your naked ass? While nothing in life is "zero risk", this is about as close as you’re ever gonna come. No. Hell, it’s not even "easy" to get to from the parking lot. You’re gonna need a bike just to get out to Herring Cove from the ferry. No. You’re pretty far from everything. Pack lightly, but bring everything you need for the day with you. I’ve only been a few times. Mostly because I like my tan lines, I’m not much of a nudist, and it’s too damn far.

As they say…. "Neurosurgery….it ain’t brain surgery". grin

Don’t make us work….. Cats: The Jellicle Ball | Perelman Performing Arts Center PACNYC.ORG PAC NYC is a new home for emergent and established artists in theater, dance, music, opera, film, and media from New York and the world. Looks like the perfect dumb musical for a dumb block of a building…. Yes, I hate Cats. Yes, I hate the PPAC. Yes, I hate Ron Perlman. What’s your point?

Ummmmm….Daisy Dukes paired with an almost none existent string muscle T and a partially exposed jockstrap. That draws attention in a "nice hotel". Trust me.

"Dress is business casual"

Munich is 10 times more interesting in my book. Munich is like Chicago. It’s not Germany’s greatest city….but it’s interesting. Frankfurt is like Detroit. It just is.

It’s time to leave the nest baby bird! (actually it’s well past time, but better late than never).

He’ll be lucky….if Derek shows up.

No it doesn’t. It contains Phenylephrine HCl, 0.25%. Brand name Neosynephrine. Maybe you got the names confused?

Awwww…..Come on, you know I’m more of a pepperoni boy.

Thank you so much for this. I would kill to see it. Unfortunately, it’s completely sold out for the rest of the run!

Well, at least he’s honest!

Honestly, as someone who really likes Vegas and goes there 4-5 times a year, this is sound advice. Unfortunately, I don’t like doing trips with escorts. I just look for who’s visiting Vegas the same time I am (there’s almost always 4-5 escorts visiting at any given time) and start there. The local talent pool is very shallow and tremendously jaded. Of course there are exceptions, but they’re rare. I go to Vegas for the spas and the restaurants. For escorts, you’re MUCH better off in NYC, Chicago, or LA.

I saw Operation Mincemeat and I loved it. In fact, it’s one of those rare shows that I’d love to see again. I’m sure some of the British humor went over my head the first time. It’s funny and well done. Just enough off kilter to be brilliant.

Here’s my n=1 study. In my whore youth, I noticed that rinsing frequently with mouthwash while visiting bathhouses significantly reduced my incidence of sore throat/URIs. I used condoms for anal. Never for oral. Kissed like a banshee. And never had oral GC that I know of. Take the for what it’s worth. And yes, I still use mouthwash before and after sex. It just seems wise to do so. Truth.

That was YOU?!?!

In the grand tradition…. I feel a song coming on….

I’m confused about the question. Is it… A) what percentage of hires involve anal sex? Or is it B) what percentage of the time is spent with actual fucking? To answer both questions as a client….A) 100% and B) 99%. (but everyone knew that already….didn’t they?….grin) .

Come on, you know by now that thats not his style. It’s much more fun (although I suspect infinitely less profitable) to antagonize and piss off clients.