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He’s a cute guy who delivers what he promises. What more do you need to know?

Sad to hear of his passing. But there is never a wrong time for this song…..

Actually, I don’t think there would be very many payments to process.

Now there’s a man who knows his art history……

I always knew Cruella de Vil had a dick.

And just like that, the most beautiful man in the world…looks like an idiot.

I got to see her perform this at the Theatre for a New Audience in Brooklyn in 2017. One of my favorite actresses performing one of my favorite parts…."Oh, happy days!" "Choose happiness every day, regardless of the circumstances."

Heathens. Repent!

And the beat goes on……

Ok, so a dude I’ve had an internet crush on for decades posts an obscure Caravaggio painting of Narcissus. Love? Lust? I don’t fucking care. We’re having dinner somewhere, anywhere, just name the restaurant and I’m in 100%! grin

Venmo once disclosed that an escort’s mother was paying his rent. I politely informed him that he may want to change his privacy settings. He was embarrassed but handled the awkward situation well.

Just making the link a little more obvious. https://rentmasseur.com/HungBodybuilder Sometimes our skills work against us.

Please don’t. This road is sooo boring and we’ve been down it sooo many times…. Ugh…too late. And we’re off!…….

He’s still guilty as sin. The courts can’t change the fact that he’s a asswipe.

Is that what that is? I always thought it was just the "other side of the Hudson." You know, where poor people live.

I mean come on…..she’s not THAT trashy. (Grin… @mike carey)

I would bet something like that is true in all Countries. In my experience, the closer you get to the equator, the more people fuck.

Because sheep carry chlamydia? grin. Full disclosure, although that statement is true, humans rarely get chlamydia from sheep.

NY, we’re #10….go team! Louisiana #1?…..I knew I hated New Orleans for a reason. #swampculture

Just FYI, Ellen bought her property in the Cotswolds before the election. It makes for a dramatic departure story, but I’m not sure this one counts. And does she really think that UK politics are that much better than the US? I think she may be in for a rude awakening. PS I’m jealous as hell. I’d love to live in the Cotswolds.

[sarcasm on] Yes, I’ve heard the same thing. Evidently they’re fleeing the country in anticipation of the inevitable backlash and coming destruction of the new Trump-topia, 4years from now. [sarcasm off] Fake news. No one’s going anywhere.

That really just depends on what you want from him. It’s not a date. Don’t over think it. And don’t worry he’s heard it all. Just ask for what you want. If it’s a match…hallelujah! If not, be polite and just keep moving. Let me help get you started…. ”Hey it’s (insert your name here). We met the other night at (insert name of seedy joint here). Are you available for X, Y, or Z". Cut and paste the above into a text message to him. Replace X, Y, and Z with whatever you’re after. Hit send.