nycman

Something about making chick dishes that include eggs has always bothered me. It’s along the same lines as “ baby panda cooked in its own mother’s milk”.

I just spit coffee on my computer. God I wanna have dinner with you! For the record, just last night I kept getting distracted by the way a dude was spitting on my cock. Of all the wacko things to get distracted by. Nonetheless, every time I would get close, he’d spit again....and I’d have to start all over. It was a funny little half asssed spit. More polite than sexual. It was almost commical. Me laying there. Raging hard on. Thinking “please don’t spit again, please don’t spit again, almost there, please don’t spit”....and he’d spit again.

Thanks for taking one for the team, and for helping me avoid hiring a dud. Better luck next time!

Simple physics. They strain repeatedly when doing heavy squats and other exercises. Same mechanism as someone who strains while defecating because they are constipated. The increased abdominal pressure is transmitted to the veins around the rectum. The valves that normally help the blood return towards the heart....blow out. The veins lose their ability to return blood to the heart effectively and become swollen. And voilà you have a hemorrhoid. Sometimes the flow is so bad that a clot will form...and you get a thrombosed hemorrhoid. One friend used to swear that the best treatment for a hemorrhoid was a good hard fuck. I'm not sure that's true....but I'm always willing to lead a fuck...to serve my fellow man!

Great. Now every cater waiter in NYC is going to be a “Tony Winner!” Also know as, “.....and you get a Tony,.....and you get a Tony,....and you get.....”

Ummm.....you left out the part where young men were dying. It’s kind of an important part of the narrative.

The one who doesn’t want to catch STD’s.

Same guy as: https://rentmen.eu/ITALIAN_BULL Used to go by: https://rent.men/ROMIO_BIG Any time they change their names...it’s a bad thing. I saw him as an escort. Would not repeat. More info: https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/vegas-2018-411.132343/#post-1450934

For those of you not familiar with the Cleveland leather scene. (a.k.a. everyone on the planet outside of Cleveland) Let me save you some time..... https://www.clawinfo.org/home

Look at the pics. https://rentboy.pro/boys/RyansSlotsareHot From the front...he's in "good" shape. Nice body, not huge legs and a few extra pounds. Not a mole in sight. From the rear....he's got a rocking ass, big muscular legs, and a small waistline. I almost wrote it off to his hands being over his head in the rear shot...thus making his waist appear smaller....then I noticed he has MANY moles on his back. Numerous moles on one side and NONE on the other? Unless he's some freakish genetic chimera that was concocted in a test tube at the blastocyst stage...it doesn't happen. He's using fake pics.

I wouldn't go to the Bronx...even if they were paying me $700 for the appointment.

I hear you! When I was in my early 20’s I had a phone line buddy for almost three years. Sexiest mother fucker ever. Just the sound of his deep voice saying “hello” was enough to make me hard. (Pavlov’s dogs have nothing on me!) I’m still convinced that I refined 95% of my current “dirty pillow talk” game from years of talking to him. Sadly, I never had his number. He always called me. Eventually I had to move...and we lost touch. Over the years I would get to live out many of the fantasies we created together. Every time, I’d think of him and our amazing fantasy world...it may have been a fantasy....but when the chemistry works....it’s heaven.

Because it’s so easy to forget they exist....period.

Depends on my mood, the phase of the moon, what city I’m in, what the local market rates are, who’s in town, when I last got off, what I had for dinner last night, and how many martinis I’ve had..... In other words....it’s all over the place. One thing I’ve learned....more $$$$....does NOT guarantee a better experience.

I was gonna say.... His magnificent backside....does not match his front side. Anyone who looks at his pics for more than 2 seconds can tell. It’s a dumb and poor attempt at deception.

It’s awalys fun when someone else losses their shit in public over something that drives you nuts as well. Saves me the trouble of looking like a lunatic...lmao In the mean time...enjoy the hunt for the elusive masculine bottom escort. He’s out there, you just have to be vewy, vewy quiet when hunting him. He startles easily.

Hope springs eternal!

It was more than adequate. Yes, you should be cautious. No, you should not proceed any further. See my answer above. Anyone who reads your very well written ad knows all that they need to know. You reaffirmed that your into the things he lists as his interests. There real isn’t a need for any further sexual discussions until you meet IMHO.

As a rule, I don’t respond to newbie PMs. For the record, they almost always want explicit details. I assume it’s either Vice, the escort himself, or the competition. I have no reason to give details to any of them.

Unfortunately, I can't help you on any of the above listed men. I'm headed to Vegas this week as well and was just about to start a new thread to inquire. Hopefully you don't mind if a add a few men to your inquiry instead of starting a brand new thread that asks the same question. If you do just PM me and I'll delete this post. https://rent.men/Bryan_Payne https://rent.men/jackhoney https://rent.men/CubanGozador https://rent.men/MikeMatthews https://rent.men/MitchMatthews (one good review here) https://rent.men/BrodieRamirezXXX https://rent.men/ParkerAllen (some good reviews but looks like he's asked for deposits in the past) https://rent.men/Mancarl https://rentboy.pro/boys/MascMuscleDude86 https://rentboy.pro/boys/AlexanderXXX https://rentboy.pro/boys/Marcossotoboy Any intel would be appreciated.

Welcome to the Sandbox. 1) Do your homework and only hire well reviewed escorts. 2) Never pay upfront. That will solve 95% of your problems.....now for the rest.... End a session immediately if the provider is not keeping his end of the deal. Once you realize you are being scammed....it NEVER gets better. Trust me. End it. They know full well they are trying to scam you and they are counting on you backing down and "paying them to leave". They also know when the fish has jumped off the hook. If they're a scammer...this isn't the first time it's happened to them. Your safety comes first....but I've never had an escort get violent when I've called them out on their deceptions. I generally do pay a small "showing up /taxi fee" if we get beyond "meet and greet" phase before it becomes clear I'm being scammed. We're talking less than $50. Most take the token payment and run for the hills. Be firm. Be direct. Be polite. Don't blink. It helps if you're a New Yorker....if you're not....now is the time to FAKE IT! Remember, escorts scammers don't want security/police called any more than you do.

In situations like this, I always remind myself that I dodged a bullet.

I wish you luck. The market will decide.

Thanks, that phrase always makes me laugh.

I wish you luck. The market will decide.