nycman

Nice fantasy. Reality?....not so much.

When I was six and licked the TV screen during the Mr. Olympia contest. My poor parents......

Thankfully, time heals all wounds. Just remember that each failed relationship is a practice round for the “right” one. Live, learn, and don’t repeat the same mistakes next time. All that crap....plus slashing all 4 tires on his car.....usually gets me through......grin

Any time an escort stays more than 5 minutes past our agreed time, I make it clear that I enjoy his company, but we are now off the clock. If there seems to be “mutual” enjoyment in the conversation, I will invite him to join me for dinner “off the clock”. Some accept, many politely decline. None, to my knowledge, have been offended. Nor have I. Everyone that has accepted my dinner offer has ended up back on the clock, often for an overnight after dinner at my request. With regards to the incident at hand, I think the escort is running a scam. As a client I would have reacted the way I always do. I would have told him, politely but firmly, to leave without any additional compensation.

Boca Raton...is as boring as it sounds. Thankfully, Fort Lauderdale is only 20-30 minutes away. They still allow smoking in clubs in Florida....which brought back fond memories of my misspent youth. Unfortunately, my clothes cost a lot more than they did back then, and destroying them now with second hand smoke is just gross and stupid. I didn’t last more than 10 minutes anywhere.

Morons.

I think it's a matter of personal preference and WHERE said oil is being poured. I could see having it drizzled on my ass crack could be fun (even then only if warmed). It's really not a big issue. If I like the guy otherwise, then I ask him not to pour oil directly on me. Most true professionals really appreciate the feedback. They're not mind readers. If I hate other aspects of the massage as well, I just caulk it up to experience, and keep my mouth shut.

I believe the website automatically filters out the word "w-h-o-r-e".... it's an old joke that goes back to the very founding of Hooboy's site.

With all due respect... You've only been fucked 5 times..... You don't know what you are...... Don't limit yourself....

I don’t really get it....but hey, if it makes your dick hard....go for it!

Nothing screams “amateur” like pouring oil directly on my body. You just KNOW it’s going to be a crappy massage.

1. Newbie. 2. First three (and only) posts all reviving old threads about this one massage therapist. 3. All telling us that he is now in shape and interactive (despite previous posters saying otherwise) 4. The regulars already know what’s coming.... 5. Welcome to the forums “Hawaiian Massage”!

Keep your expectations low.

We were texting. As you noted, that makes his inability to understand and communicate clearly even more confusing. I figured he could at least try and use google translate to understand and respond. Since he obviously didn't, I just assumed he was either drunk, high, stupid or lazy. None of which I find attractive.

He very well may. Unfortunately none of them are English......grin

Just say no! (I knew that bitch Nancy was on to something!)

I tried to hire him. His English skills were nearly non-existent. In fact, clear communication was impossible. In the end, I just gave up and hired someone else.

From his website..... "Mr. Schultz is an alumnus of the United States Senate Page Program " So maybe this wasn't his first "trip to the rodeo".......

Funny all the "novices" that feel the need to ring in here..... In my twisted head....it's the Miami Vice talking to the NYC Vice.....while the LA Vice watches.....and the Seattle Vice listens..

Or as we chanted at Pride parades in the early 90’s when gays were often accused of “recruiting” young men into our “deviant” lifestyle.... “Ten percent.....is not enough!....recruit....Recruit....RECRUIT!”

Don’t worry baby. The coffee only smells bitter....but it tastes...delicious!

Lord child....don't make us WORK!..... https://rentmen.eu/NathanVegass

I've learned that if I mentally WANT the dude's cock inside my throat...I'm a pro. If not, I'm like a frigid gagging virgin on Prom night.....(of course, some guys who are into that too.) Like most sex...it's 90% mental.....and 10% physical.

Ohhhhh....Miss Thing.....I think you hit a nerve! Ohhhhh....I was RIGHT! Seriously though, I enjoyed hearing the modern "view from the pit".

You seem confused..... Just to clarify..... Prostitutes.....get P-A-I-D.