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Whenever some replies “I’m into everything”....I reply....”I doubt it”. “Everything”....is a big word!

It’s a meaningless question. They claim they’re trying to “risk stratify” you. Bullshit, they’re collecting data that’s used by politicians to fear monger against escorting. The only truly important question is..... “Has your cock been inside another human, or has anyone else’s cock been inside you, since your last visit”? THAT question I will answer honestly. The escort question? I clutch my pearls, look appalled and scream, ”are YOU asking ME if I hire W-H-O-R-E-S”!?!?’ It gets my point across and we move on.....

Yep, it was pretty easy to say “no thanks”. Unfortunately, they lost a great client over sticker shock. It’s important to “know your market” and charge accordingly.

Yep....I don’t kiss my mother that way. It’s sex.

Yep....I don’t kiss my mother that way. It’s sex.

I’d text back.... “How convenient....I need a blow job right now. You can come on over an earn your $50 for dinner“.

I’d text back.... “How convenient....I need a blow job right now. You can come on over an earn your $50 for dinner“.

It sounds stupid, but in my experience some younger Europeans don't really understand the question. Since they and all their friends are uncut....they don’t get it. Instead of asking, they say “cut”, thinking it means “ripped abs”.

Nope, but DutchPR quoted me $450/hr. I’d imagine they charge the same thing.

You’d “enjoy” Cruise or Pitt and McConaughey “will do”. I think we’ve located the problem.

Unfortunateply, as others have said, even the mere request for cash will make the relationship weird. No matter what you do. When I get this request I simply respond with a lighthearted ”nobody rides for free”. If they’re too dense to get it, I follow up with ”ass, gas or grass....I don’t smoke and my car’s tank is full.... get to work”. Escorting is work. Plain and simple. Even though its natural to bond, you can never forget it’s a business relationship. Keep it healthy. Otherwise, resentment is guaranteed to develop...on both sides.

If any part of me is inside any part of you.....we’re having sex.

It looks like their phase I trial involves 18 people. All the “cure” talk is wildly premature. While their methods and ideas are very, very book smart, we’ve all seen hundreds of book smart trials that “should have“ worked, crash and burn. Having said that, I do believe it’s only a mater of time now until we have a “functional cure” for HIV. And being the first one to cross that finish line will undoubtedly be worth billions.

No, you wouldn’t have. No one wants others butting in when they’re a fool in love. He was smart to hold his tongue.

This again? Seriously? Try not to make blanket statements like this. It makes you look moronic and unprofessional. If your medical care is as dated as your opinions about ED docs it‘s a miracle you still have a license. Have you ever considered that your crappy attitude towards your local Emergency Physicians might be why your patients get such crappy care from them? Trust me, they hate you. Nonetheless, even morons occasional say something intelligent.

Accept no imitations.... The original 80's brilliance......

Indeed my friend, @jawjateck As always, your observations are insightful and helpful .

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Maybe I’m missing something..... but I don’t see Vegas listed anywhere in his ad?

I don’t think the electro scenes are real. Sending electricity across the chest like that is very dangerous. It’s pretty irresponsible to show it regardless. Guys will think it’s safe and try it. It’s not. Trust me.

And in NYC he offers "Erotic"....but not in Boston?

It‘s a loaded accusation and one that‘s easily made in the MeToo era. I have one straight male friend who won’t have sex with any woman unless she physically places his penis into her own vagina. It sounds stupid, but I don’t blame him. The risk of a jilted lover suddenly ”remembering” that their sex wasn’t consensual several years later is just too high. Sexy? No. Safer? Who knows? My own opinion is that Lauer maybe a creep who used his power, looks and fame to lure these women into his bed, but that’s a long way from “rape” in my book. In fact, it probably describes the motivation behind the vast majority of all consensual sex. So far these events sound more like affairs gone south. Their 15 minutes is over, and now they want a book deal. “I’m a home wreaking whore who slept with a married man while he was away from home on business“ doesn’t sell books. “Matt Lauer Raped Me!“.....does.

You need to eat at nicer restaurants.

Who is the executor of your will? He/she should have a copy of your will and presumably it’s someone close to you who would be aware you were dead. Your relatives will have a long uphill battle if they don’t have a copy of a will naming them as beneficiaries. If UCLA had any brains, they’d be calling you and “inviting“ you to lunch twice a year to update you on “whats going on at your beloved alma mater these days“. AKA checking to see if you’re dead yet so they don’t miss out on staking their claim to your estate. At the very least they should already have an intern scanning your local obits and filed death certificates on a monthly basis. Trust me. I know this business. I’ve dealt with a few “pissed off“ relatives as well. Usually the charity will be forced to cut them a deal. Good luck if you’re trying to write your legal heirs out completely. It’s virtually impossible to do if they fight it (and they all fight it) I’m not an attorney but you may want to explore a revocable living trust with your attorney and accountant. It will be much harder for your heirs to get their hands on monies that are never part of your probated estate in the first place. Just my 2 cents. Get professional help.

It’s about time someone said it. The emperor has no clothes. The service is rude, the ”atmosphere” is boring, the food is mediocre, and the prices are ridiculous. Undoubtably, people will continue to flock there and continue to be disappointed. Have fun!