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Bear in mind that more Americans die every year from Copperhead bites than from any other snake species.

Who else is curious as to why there's a mobile popcorn machine in that massage studio?  I mean I like popcorn but...

Don’t know, but with luck his sostenuto is impressive.

Tony Orlando?  I wonder if he'll tie a yellow ribbon 'round your ole oak tree?
 

Pam Bondi has the masseur list on her desk. 

Well, hop in the clown car, Bozo!

Didn't he used to go by Dixon (Dixxon)? Or does he just look a lot like him?

I hope he has a big glissando...

I draw the line at $553 😵‍💫

What part of tongue hanging out and one eye open suggest sincerity and commitment?

Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought this would happen to me but…..

I use the low cost airline pricing strategy for up selling: I’ve got a rate marker tottood on my cock. First inch inside is £50. Want the next inch? That’s another £40. Next is a further £40…Balls deep the total comes to £330 (those who paid attention in maths class will be working out my size)….
Once it’s in then I ask how many thrusts the client wants. They can buy the Platinum service (£100 for unlimited thrusts) or package of 20 thrusts for £5. The final pull out is free. If they want to change position then that’s like buying a new ticket: they need to pay by the inch again. 
If I’m bottoming I don’t charge by the inch (it wouldn’t maximise income from less well endowed clients…and if I find someone with 12 inches then he’s welcome to use them all for a flat rate tbh). 
 

 

Important not to get your expectations up when the photos are sepia-toned or tin-type...

Agree. 
If I want a Boy Friend Experience, then I'll expect the massuer to meet my family for an awkward Thanksgiving dinner and then fight with me to keep the dog when we stop seeing each other.

Eduardo is the best:)

This is who you go to in Tampa. Very skilled, very sexy, and very affordable.
Simple Choice Really.
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This is a situation where the first 't' in therapist should really be capitalized.

Holy lip filler, Batman!

Evann (t) is amazing - see him over a dozen times.  He is moving out of USA soon though

Alls I can say is "Yippee-yi-oh-ki-yay!"

Okay so here is a thing nobody needs to PM me for details cuz I'm going to give the one you need to know more than anything. You know I just hate by the way everybody who says to constantly PM them for details because then you do it and then the next thing you know by the time you get a response to jack of all trades you were inquiring about has left town is suddenly back in Columbia. I mean I understand if you don't want to be explicit but seriously do we have to write you just for you to say I recommend or I don't recommend.
So here's the thing about this guy. Towards the end he spread my legs open and brought out one of those massage guns. I thought my balls blew off and landed in the aquarium across the room next to the dining table featuring enchiladas. 
Would I recommend? I would have a repeat session. But that's simply to inquire if he has a lost and found. 

Yikes!!
Does anyone
Still wear
A hat?
I’ll drink to that.

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As others have said in several posts he does an excellent job and his rates are extremely good. Super sexy and nice guy. Better in person than his photos..

They all look the same to me. Why the negative comment? 

I might have a come with Jesus moment!