Ludo

I have two pet peeves:

Do not try to wipe my cum off my cock with toilet paper. We all learned this was dumb when we were first jerking off. Don't.
If you're going to step away to grab something (a warm, wet rag perhaps?) then just say something and don't be gone for more than 45 seconds.

I have two pet peeves:

Do not try to wipe my cum off my cock with toilet paper. We all learned this was dumb when we were first jerking off. Don't.
If you're going to step away to grab something (a warm, wet rag perhaps?) then just say something and don't be gone for more than 45 seconds.

I don't know about elsewhere, but the term is standard Australian slang for an idiot or jerk. Calling someone a complete tool is similar.

I'm content with who I am and my body at this stage in my life. I do go to the gym daily and eat right to the best I can. I groom myself and most think I'm a lot younger than I am. I only have sex with escorts/masseurs. Makes life easy happy and leaves me just fine with who I am and how I look.

NEVER put a word in my mouth !..... (just a cock, please!)

Right!? I mean, just speaking from a point of basic logic, I know not every escort or masseur I have hired has found me hot. A few have, and a few have probably been repulsed. But each of them has made a choice in life, and has decided that rubbing me down, swallowing my dick, or giving up their ass was worth the price they were going to charge me regardless of true attraction. And I'm totally fine with it.

Right!? I mean, just speaking from a point of basic logic, I know not every escort or masseur I have hired has found me hot. A few have, and a few have probably been repulsed. But each of them has made a choice in life, and has decided that rubbing me down, swallowing my dick, or giving up their ass was worth the price they were going to charge me regardless of true attraction. And I'm totally fine with it.

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

Right!? I mean, just speaking from a point of basic logic, I know not every escort or masseur I have hired has found me hot. A few have, and a few have probably been repulsed. But each of them has made a choice in life, and has decided that rubbing me down, swallowing my dick, or giving up their ass was worth the price they were going to charge me regardless of true attraction. And I'm totally fine with it.

I understand what you're saying- but that's not really what I'm talking about. I imagine escorts have sex with a LOT of people they aren't attracted to. Then again- I've read a lot of reviews on here about escorts and masseurs who don't come through with services advertised or aren't as playful as the client expects which could be indicative of some lack of attraction. I read a quote from a porn actor who basically said he doesn't think every guy he fucks is hot, and most of them are not his type, but money gives him a boner.

If you sucked it without paying the $60 is that shoplifting or rape?

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

http://mymassagereviews.blogspot.com
 
This should be required reading before trying a new masseur!

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

A Dolla makes him Holla !

Sometimes? Its more the norm than the exception.

But I can still hold a grudge for not having a Hot, ripped muscle bod, and a Big ole cock....:p

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

I've been seeing a lot of posts with people arguing over whether it is OK to not be attracted to certain body types, or people being worried about if they have the "right type" of body. And while I recognize that as a society- and even more specifically- in gay life there are "commonly accepted" standards of what's attractive- everyone should remember this:
 
You may be the juiciest, ripest, most-delicious peach... and there's still always going to be someone who doesn't like peaches.

Yeah- it sucks when it happens, but not everyone is going to be into what you have to offer. I have a rocking dadbod so the boys who like hairy bellies and thick thighs are into me. The guys who want a skinny dude or muscle guy are not... AND THAT'S OK!
 
Own what you got. And if someone is not what you want- don't be a dickhead.

Written like a true size queen.

Except it's not about "stepping out" after realizing "oops, I'm in the bad here because this space isn't really for engaging in sexual acts".
 
It was heavy sighs, verbal comments directed to the person that they didn't want looking, and at least one racial slur used to explain that there's a lot more of a certain group who frequents there now, so maybe they need to raise the price.
 
Everyone is going to have a different experience. Some days will be great and others will be terrible. Sometimes the hottest dude with the biggest cock at one of those places isn't even there to do anything but experience the space for what it is - a public spa facility.
 
My advice to all the "hot" guys: if you want to go there and you want to be horny and jerk your cock with some other dudes- at least be polite. And maybe even let that guy you aren't attracted to watch. Because some day you may be the old, hairy, fat, disabled one and maybe someone will show some politeness to you. Besides- it's not a sex club. And don't forget- they are holding your photo ID at the front desk. =)