MisterMike

I can't look at his name without thinking Garlic, which makes me think of pasta. So now I'm horny AND hungry.

He is the one and only escort ever to ask me my weight when trying to make a booking, under the guise of "my table can only accommodate so much weight". When I told him he asked for a photo. Listen- 250lbs is 250lbs as far as your table is concerned. I could be a massive bodybuilder or fat slug- the table can't tell the difference. I declined to send the photo, and took my $$$ elsewhere.
 
Ironically I ran into him in WEHo a few days later. I knew who he was, he obviously had no idea who I was. He was nice, but he definitely looks much older in person.

Effete and effeminate are neither synonyms, nor shades of the same mannerism. One can be effeminate and effete, or masculine and effete.
 
He certainly isn't queeny, or nelly, or mincing- but he is effeminate (speaking from a personal knowledge of him when he lived in Los Angeles) and he is not effete.
 
I'd use the word sissy, but it seems to have fallen from favor.

Effete and effeminate are neither synonyms, nor shades of the same mannerism. One can be effeminate and effete, or masculine and effete.
 
He certainly isn't queeny, or nelly, or mincing- but he is effeminate (speaking from a personal knowledge of him when he lived in Los Angeles) and he is not effete.
 
I'd use the word sissy, but it seems to have fallen from favor.

I had three great sessions with him in Miami. I'm surprised to see Jay still working as this was almost 10 years ago. He still looks great though, those are definitely updated photos.

Me too. I'm curious if that's real leather or full-on plastic.

It's also weird that [uSER=20026]@Toonice2bgay[/uSER] has only left negative feedback about every other masseur he discusses. Definitely not Hank McCoy posting to build himself up, guys. Definitely not.

Weird that [uSER=20026]@Toonice2bgay[/uSER] joined on Wednesday and this was his first comment.

Blowing your load in someone's butt can be very therapeutic.

Here's the thing... CBD is great, but THC is better. You can get products with very low doses of THC and high doses of CBD and you get a more complete and effective result. If marijuana is not legal where you live and that's not an option, continue to experiment with CBD only, but don't invest too heavily in any product until you know how it works. Unfortunately from brand to brand and product to product you might have different results. As far as topical CBD, I think it's a waste. I have not tried any topical CBD product that has had any positive effect. Our dogs love their CBD treats though!

A big fat ass on that boy sounds PERFECT.

It may shock you to find out that many, many of the men who give me massages are straight.
 
Straight ≠ lack of MT, HE, or more.

You guys know @Jameslamassage left the country right? Went crazy, got spun out on drugs, and bailed. @MisterMike is still around, as as much as I love @Ludo (or at least his mouth) he's wrong on this one.

I can't look at his name without thinking Garlic, which makes me think of pasta. So now I'm horny AND hungry.

I had three great sessions with him in Miami. I'm surprised to see Jay still working as this was almost 10 years ago. He still looks great though, those are definitely updated photos.

What is there to bump? None of the inks work any longer.

Damn. That boy needs to ride my cock.

...what fucking hot words! ...would like to see this action!

I have 0 problem getting attention from the majority of the men I want attention from. Sometimes self-confidence is the differentiator. Does it help that I have a nice face and very large penis? Probably. But when I was younger, and slimmer, and more muscular I lacked self confidence and didn't get as much attention.
 
That being said... you can be the cutest puppy on the farm, and there's still gonna be somebody who prefers cats. If you're not their thing, you're not their thing. But if you're hiring someone, and they aren't providing what they said they would, you should also invite them to leave... which is also a self-confidence issue when you get right down to it.

I'm going to disagree. But it may not actually be a disagreement as I don't usually go for the young hipsters. Usually when I was hiring 25 would have been a minimum age for me, and I preferred guys in their 30's. That doesn't mean I think the older guys would be into me either. But hopefully there's a maturity that the younger guys might not have. As for the the straight guys-I can't get over how horrible it would be for me to have to service a female-any female whether hot or not. If I can't stand that, how can I in good conscience really want to hire a straight guy.
 
One example I can think of-but I probably have more-a Dallas escort I think named Dean-it was 8 years ago. A young guy in his mid to late 20's I'm presuming. He advertised as gay. We were in bed together. And while I'm loath to reveal all my the tricks in my repertoire ?, I was nuzzling/kissing his neck and ears. He was showing some strong physical reactions. But I asked anyway-it's always nice to confirm these things verbally. I asked him whether he liked that. He said, "Yes, can't you tell?" Now he might have been faking. But my recollection is that if he were faking, he was certainly a great actor.
 
I'm not sure a straight guy would have really been that enthused about a gay man nuzzling his neck.
 
 
 
Gman

I'm going to disagree. But it may not actually be a disagreement as I don't usually go for the young hipsters. Usually when I was hiring 25 would have been a minimum age for me, and I preferred guys in their 30's. That doesn't mean I think the older guys would be into me either. But hopefully there's a maturity that the younger guys might not have. As for the the straight guys-I can't get over how horrible it would be for me to have to service a female-any female whether hot or not. If I can't stand that, how can I in good conscience really want to hire a straight guy.
 
One example I can think of-but I probably have more-a Dallas escort I think named Dean-it was 8 years ago. A young guy in his mid to late 20's I'm presuming. He advertised as gay. We were in bed together. And while I'm loath to reveal all my the tricks in my repertoire ?, I was nuzzling/kissing his neck and ears. He was showing some strong physical reactions. But I asked anyway-it's always nice to confirm these things verbally. I asked him whether he liked that. He said, "Yes, can't you tell?" Now he might have been faking. But my recollection is that if he were faking, he was certainly a great actor.
 
I'm not sure a straight guy would have really been that enthused about a gay man nuzzling his neck.
 
 
 
Gman

I'm going to disagree. But it may not actually be a disagreement as I don't usually go for the young hipsters. Usually when I was hiring 25 would have been a minimum age for me, and I preferred guys in their 30's. That doesn't mean I think the older guys would be into me either. But hopefully there's a maturity that the younger guys might not have. As for the the straight guys-I can't get over how horrible it would be for me to have to service a female-any female whether hot or not. If I can't stand that, how can I in good conscience really want to hire a straight guy.
 
One example I can think of-but I probably have more-a Dallas escort I think named Dean-it was 8 years ago. A young guy in his mid to late 20's I'm presuming. He advertised as gay. We were in bed together. And while I'm loath to reveal all my the tricks in my repertoire ?, I was nuzzling/kissing his neck and ears. He was showing some strong physical reactions. But I asked anyway-it's always nice to confirm these things verbally. I asked him whether he liked that. He said, "Yes, can't you tell?" Now he might have been faking. But my recollection is that if he were faking, he was certainly a great actor.
 
I'm not sure a straight guy would have really been that enthused about a gay man nuzzling his neck.
 
 
 
Gman

I feel so international now.

I feel so international now.

Renter beware. If he's 31 then he has been advertising in Los Angeles since he was 11.