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I’m hoping to see Vin on an east coast visit soon. He’s fired up his OF again and he looks fucking enormous, as well as insanely shredded — honestly, better than he’s ever looked in all the years I’ve followed him. He sent me a few photos, taken this morning — too good not to share with the rest of you filthy animals!
 

I’m hoping to see Vin on an east coast visit soon. He’s fired up his OF again and he looks fucking enormous, as well as insanely shredded — honestly, better than he’s ever looked in all the years I’ve followed him. He sent me a few photos, taken this morning — too good not to share with the rest of you filthy animals!
 

I’m hoping to see Vin on an east coast visit soon. He’s fired up his OF again and he looks fucking enormous, as well as insanely shredded — honestly, better than he’s ever looked in all the years I’ve followed him. He sent me a few photos, taken this morning — too good not to share with the rest of you filthy animals!
 

I met up with him a couple times in NYC pre-COVID, he was a sweetheart, as well as jacked, and VERY hot.

And let’s not forget Vin Marco — thick fucking rock-hard torpedo-shaped meat, challenging in the BEST way!

Absolutely the best of the best — on a par with Vin Marco in providing an intense, full-spectrum, muscle-worship-plus session, with a laser-like focus on you and your fantasies.
 

With very few exceptions, a provider who can’t manage to be where we agreed, at the time we agreed, at the price we agreed, gets struck off my list. If the guy follows up, apologizes, gives a plausible explanation, etc., sometimes I’ll reconsider; but it always leaves a bad taste in my mouth. The guys I see regularly are as anal (you’ll pardon the expression) as I am about where, when, and how much. Life is too short, and mine in particular is too chaotic, to put up with that crap.

Kris has started posting on Instagram again, after a long hiatus during the COVID epidemic. Not many new pictures, but he’s looking AMAZING these days, less boyish, but as jacked as ever, maybe more so. 

I found him easier to catch than most highly-acclaimed professionals.  He travels so much, or at least he used to.  I live in very rural Michigan and was able to catch him for an hour a few years back.  He was hanging out in Grand Rapids for a night, so I drove over.  What a wonderful man.  I can't say enough good things about him.  

Frankly, the odometer mileage is, for me, one of his more attractive features. His life experience and range of interests contribute to his appeal — I feel like I’m with a man, not a boy.

One of my favorite muscle bull escorts is 65; the 6’4” 240 lb bodybuilder I see most regularly is coming up on 48 years old. I don’t hold Tristan’s relative youth and inexperience against him, and I look forward to watching him mature! 

Frankly, the odometer mileage is, for me, one of his more attractive features. His life experience and range of interests contribute to his appeal — I feel like I’m with a man, not a boy.

One of my favorite muscle bull escorts is 65; the 6’4” 240 lb bodybuilder I see most regularly is coming up on 48 years old. I don’t hold Tristan’s relative youth and inexperience against him, and I look forward to watching him mature! 

Frankly, the odometer mileage is, for me, one of his more attractive features. His life experience and range of interests contribute to his appeal — I feel like I’m with a man, not a boy.

Frankly, the odometer mileage is, for me, one of his more attractive features. His life experience and range of interests contribute to his appeal — I feel like I’m with a man, not a boy.

Frankly, the odometer mileage is, for me, one of his more attractive features. His life experience and range of interests contribute to his appeal — I feel like I’m with a man, not a boy.

Congrats! He’s a hugely busy and popular guy, and trying to get schedules to align can be complicated and time-consuming. BUT he’s a legend in this biz for a reason, and there is NOBODY more deserving of that effort. When you finally connect with him, his entire focus is on you and your enjoyment, it’s like meeting up with an old friend — an old friend with a kick-ass muscle body, a rock-hard cock, and a deliciously filthy imagination!

Frankly, the odometer mileage is, for me, one of his more attractive features. His life experience and range of interests contribute to his appeal — I feel like I’m with a man, not a boy.

Awwwww! If there’s an annual or bi-annual ‘Tristan Thread’ then perhaps there had to be the bi-annual or annual RESPONSE to it!
Absolutely swooning in the compliments; appreciate all of you so very much who have supported me over the years. I have never attempted to be the same as some of my colleagues- whose business model is to pack an absurd amount of clients into one day, fill themselves up with money like the cheeks of a chipmunk, then disappear for weeks. 
 
My model is slow but steady, only a couple a day at max- and that allows me my other obligations to the Army and to family / dogs / regular job. Communication with me can suck; and I will state that in advance…but as all of you who stayed the course have seen; I never do people wrong. 
 
As far as not being everyone’s type; oh well. Some people on this forum also strive for guys that perpetual con artists and hustlers, or because a guy is 22 and ‘less touched’, his value increases? ROFLMAO. Alright, let me know how that works out when he leaves after 35 minutes or doesn’t show up period, demands deposits, or blackmails you down the line when he’s desperate for 👌.
I feel better at 41 then I did in my early 30s;  and what you bring to a session as an escort is more important between your ears, as between your legs or the biceps on your arms. 
 
Time and experience shape perspective; and I am thankful to all my ‘mentors’ out there for helping craft mine. Love you all! ❤️
‘TB’ / Jordan

Congrats! He’s a hugely busy and popular guy, and trying to get schedules to align can be complicated and time-consuming. BUT he’s a legend in this biz for a reason, and there is NOBODY more deserving of that effort. When you finally connect with him, his entire focus is on you and your enjoyment, it’s like meeting up with an old friend — an old friend with a kick-ass muscle body, a rock-hard cock, and a deliciously filthy imagination!

Congrats! He’s a hugely busy and popular guy, and trying to get schedules to align can be complicated and time-consuming. BUT he’s a legend in this biz for a reason, and there is NOBODY more deserving of that effort. When you finally connect with him, his entire focus is on you and your enjoyment, it’s like meeting up with an old friend — an old friend with a kick-ass muscle body, a rock-hard cock, and a deliciously filthy imagination!

Congrats! He’s a hugely busy and popular guy, and trying to get schedules to align can be complicated and time-consuming. BUT he’s a legend in this biz for a reason, and there is NOBODY more deserving of that effort. When you finally connect with him, his entire focus is on you and your enjoyment, it’s like meeting up with an old friend — an old friend with a kick-ass muscle body, a rock-hard cock, and a deliciously filthy imagination!

If I were in Chicago this week, I'd pony up and spend a few hours plugging him.

Woah, woah, woah...  But do we get to do this naked? 
I don't put all this fucking work into my body for you to not let me strip down.  

Pornstars: If Zeb Atlas suddenly came out of retirement I would SO make it worth his while; and MAYBE Kris Evans/Csaba Szigeti.
Bodybuilders: where do I even start??? Eric Janicki, Nick Walker, Joey Sergo, Regan Grimes will do as appetizers!