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Matt Ramsey/Peter North Derrick Stanton

I'm waiting for HECKLEandJECKLE

Didn't she finally come out a few years ago?

Rick Donovan Jack Wrangler Chad Douglas

DEAR ABBY: My daughter "Scarlet" has a precious 18-month-old baby girl I'll call Sierra. Scarlet, her husband and the baby spend a lot of time at their beach house, where they have several full-time employees, including a nanny, housekeeper, cook and gardener. These employees have been at the house for years and are practically part of our family. The problem is, my daughter and her husband allow Sierra to walk around the house and beachfront naked throughout the day. I have told Scarlet on several occasions that I don't feel comfortable with Sierra being exposed like that around the employees. A naked toddler might make them feel awkward, plus a child should be raised to understand that her private parts are just that -- private -- and not for anybody outside of her immediate family to look at. Additionally, from a sanitary perspective, Sierra sits down on dirty, potentially bacteria-infested places such as kitchen tiles, grass and beach sand, which could cause infections. My daughter calls me old-fashioned and tells me not to worry. What do you think? -- MORE MODEST IN NEVADA ' DEAR MORE MODEST: I seriously doubt that anyone is going to be embarrassed by the sight of a naked toddler. I know you are well-meaning, and your points may be valid, but frankly, I think you should let your daughter raise her daughter. DEAR MORE MODEST: 'their beach house, where they have several full-time employees, including a nanny, housekeeper, cook and gardener.' Scarlet obviously knows what she's doing (As God is her witness, she'll never be hungry again!) so shut the fuck up & stop rocking the boat (or gravy train).

I'm switching from Verizon Fios to Spectrum. Less channels, including a few that help me get through the late nights, but I'll be saving $40/mo.

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Aren't you being redundant?:D:rolleyes: In a play, or are you just gonna hang around the vicinity until he comes strolling by? So he has a giant cock and/or no gag reflex. What's the surprise? Oh, please... PLEASE let me differ!

DOOGIE DOES DAVID sounds like a bad porno...

Actress Charlotte Rae — who played Mrs. Garrett on “The Facts of Life” and “Diff’rent Strokes” — died Sunday at her home in Los Angeles, according to her publicist. The Emmy-nominated television star was 92. Herdeath was confirmed by Fox News. Loved ones were reportedly at Rae’s side when she passed away on Sunday. The actress had been diagnosed with bone cancer in April 2017, and pancreatic cancer about seven years earlier. “At 91, every day is a birthday,” Rae said in a statement after revealing her most recent diagnosis. “I’m feeling so terrific and so glad to be above ground,” she explained. “Now I have to figure out whether I want to go have treatment again or opt for life…I’ve had a wonderful one already…I’ve had a great life, but I have so many wonderful things happening. I’d like to choose life. I’m grateful for the life I’ve already had.” Born Charlotte Rae Lubotsky, the actress grew up in Milwaukee and later attended Northwestern University — studying alongside a slew of acting greats, such as Charlton Heston and Paul Lynde. She began her career in radio and theater before branching out to television in the 1950s. Rae appeared in a number of hit shows, including “The Partridge Family” and “The Defenders,” before landing her most popular role in 1978. As Edna Garrett, the witty housekeeper from “Diff’rent Strokes,” Rae managed to steal the hearts of millions — so much, in fact, that she later earned her own spinoff. “The Facts of Life” debuted in 1979 and centered around Mrs. Garrett’s relationship with a group of girls she met in the season 1 finale of “Diff’rent Strokes.” The series went on to become one of TV’s longest-running sitcoms, even outlasting its predecessor by two years. “I grew up watching Charlotte Rae teach us the facts of life,” wrote one Twitter user. “In my mind probably one of the best mentors on a tv show to their fellow tv characters,” another said. While Rae was best known for her work on the small screen, she also managed to score two Tony noms for parts she played on Broadway. The actress got recognized for the 1966 musical “Pickwick” and 1969 play “Morning, Noon and Night.” Rae continued to work late into her career, earning roles on hit television shows like “ER,” “The King of Queens,” and “Murder, She Wrote.” She also appeared in movies, including “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” with Adam Sandler and “Ricki and the Flash” with Meryl Streep. Some of her former co-stars took to Twitter on Sunday night to pay their respects. “You all already know my heart is heavy yet,” tweeted actress Kim Fields, who played Dorothy “Tootie” Ramsey on Facts of Life. “Sorry, no words at the moment just love and tears… and yeah, smiles.” Mindy Cohn, who played Natalie Green on Facts of Life, said: “[Rae] was my champion, a teacher, a proud example of the tenacity and perseverance needed to live as a creative, along with your talent and gifts…I wish you the happiest of homecomings.”

Many locals pine for the old New York, but a couple of Lower East Side shutterbugs are actively doing something about it. “We knew the structure had to be as rough and tumble as the neighborhood,” Murray tells The Post. “It had to be able to take anything that was thrown at it. Just like the businesses down there.” The ambitious work is a community effort — lumber for the projects was stored on the roof of Veniero’s, the couple’s favorite neighborhood pastry shop. When Karla dropped a heavy leveler on James’ nose during construction, a tattoo artist from Daredevil Tattoo around the corner bandaged him up. The couple, who’ve spent 22 years in the same East Village apartment, believe tourists should spend less time wandering around Times Square and more time soaking up the city’s sights and smells, say, of a local pork store. Barring that, the Murrays tell The Post, “We hope people will see this [installation] as a celebration, like an Irish wake.” East Villager Paul Abreu, 45, says that when he saw the reproduction the other day, he tried to go inside. “I was hoping I could get a water in there,” the Juice Press executive says of the Chung’s Candy and Soda Stand storefront. “I wish there was still a place where I know everybody and everybody knows me.”

I loved the character of ALF, but was lukewarm about the series. A friend had work in Boston, and bought me a Boston souvenir... a t-shirt with an iron-on applique of ALF on it. She didn't notice Boston was spelled Bostson. I still have the shirt, though I can't fit into it.

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Deadline hears a reboot of “The Facts of Life” is in early stages at Sony Pictures TV, with Appian Way, the company run by Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Davisson, in negotiations to produce the project alongside Jessica Biel via her Iron Ocean Films. The potential series is looking for a writer. The studio declined comment. “The Facts of Life,” a spinoff of “Diff’rent Strokes,”aired on NBC from 1979-88, making it one of the longest-running sitcoms of the decade. Charlotte Rae starred as Edna Garrett, a housemother at the fictional Eastland School, an all-female boarding school in Peekskill, NY. Garrett later is promoted to school dietitian, and four of the girls move into new quarters above the cafeteria. She eventually leaves the school and opens her own business, with help from her girls. The series focused on issues that teenage girls face such as drug use, sex, eating disorders and peer pressure. “The Facts of Life,” created by Dick Clair and Jenna McMahon, was nominated for three Emmys over the course of its nine-year run, including lead actress in a comedy for Rae. The series starred Lisa Welchel as Blair, Kim Fields as Tootie, Mindy Cohn as Natalie and Nancy McKeon as Jo. Sony TV recently successfully rebooted the Norman Lear classic “One Day At A Time,” which is heading into its third season on Netflix. There have been two revivals of 1980s multicamera comedies to return to broadcast TV, “Roseanne” on ABC last season, and “Murphy Brown” on CBS this coming season. (“Roseanne” was canceled in May over star Roseanne Barr’s racial tweet and will be replaced by a spinoff series, “The Conners.“) Additionally, the 1980s sitcom “ALF” also is plotting a comeback at Warner Bros. TV and is currently looking for a writer!!! (I just hope Alf hasn't aged badly... it's so sad when you see great stars of yesteryear get old!)

MALDEN, Mass. — A 1-year-old motorist has been pulled over for driving without a license — but he got off with a “cuteness warning.” Police in the Boston suburb of Malden say they staged the traffic stop Tuesday afternoon after spotting Grayson Salerno driving a red toy Mercedes convertible along a sidewalk. An officer pulled his cruiser behind Grayson, switched on the blue flashing lights and pretended to write a ticket. Photos and video of the incident have been widely shared on social media. Grayson’s mother, Cori Salerno, says she’s tickled the mock misdemeanor has made so many people smile. It’s doubtful the young offender understands the charge. He was wearing a T-shirt with the inscription: “I have literally no idea what you are saying.”

I thought this topic was going to be about Jeff Stryker's & my birthday.

When I was in Yeshiva (until I was paroled in 5th grade) we'd sing In 1492, Columbus was a Jew. He sailed with the British, and made a kiddish. I think we were just going for the rhyme.

A beauty shop robbery in Silver Spring, Maryland, erupted in an epic brawl with flying fists and wig whipping. Police are asking for tips to apprehend the suspects who snatched wigs and assaulted employees.

I get lazy and let my hair get shaggy before I get it cut. Over the years I've gotten several comments about how women pay a fortune to get curls like mine as my hair cascades to the floor around the chair. That footage could be kinda hot...