JBrian72

Oh the pain of playing “sports ball”. Was enrolled at an early age to play baseball for the summer leagues, played left out quite a bit. Also flag football. Cross country in the fall was tolerable as I got older. My parents “knew” but it was never discussed (going on 50+ years) and used the pray + activities upbringing to keep me from being myself.
The cool thing was in Middle school, my teacher put me next to John, a big kid who was King of the Burnouts, real tough guy and a good athlete. He told me to help John with his studies, but don’t let John know. He then told John to watch out for me and don’t let me get picked last in gym. We had a great 3 years, I made good friends with the “bad” crowd and John did well, nice guy. Saved my butt until High School. Our team name in gym for 3 yrs was the Doobie Bro’s- glorious ?
I can’t throw to save my life, no hand motor coordination at all.
Now I look at the sports page in the paper to get the headlines so I can “keep up” at work and during client visits. I do enjoy going to watch live baseball.

I was/am a total loss. As a youth I couldn't pitch, bat, throw, catch, or run. In gym classes I did play football, but because I was the biggest and slowest I was always the center. As center I never learned anything consequential about the game of football because all I had to do was listen for the cue to hike the ball to the quarterback. Occasionally, if the team needed to gain a little yardage at any cost, I would charge the line to receive a center pass. I had two older brothers who were adept at sports. Their looks of pity and disappointment linger today.

Jockless here! I don’t know a stick from a cleat! And, yes, I cringed at the mention of PE. One time I told the coach I had asthma so I didn’t have to play. (Forty-five years later, I have asthma!). I’d do anything to get out of the shame of playing sports. I can even say that the only non-‘A’ I received throughout my academic life was a ‘C’ in, you guessed it, PE. Now, you want me to leave the room, just start talking sports!

As people say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Here are my thoughts anyway:

My go-to masseurs who I think are just gorgeous are Bliss_Bodywork and EasyTiger.
Notwithstanding actual (erotic) massage skills, Leonardohandsome and Coolbives are good-looking.
Have not met these yet, but I think MasseurJeremy, AthleticJockk, and MagicManos are handsome.

I believe the guys I mentioned above have been reviewed a few times within the forum.
 
P.S. As I posted, I realized I forgot that this was specific to LA. I guess from my list, EasyTiger and MagicManos would still fit the bill.

I can cum hands free while bottoming almost every time. I say “almost” because there were a few times where something happened during sex that killed the mood for me. Otherwise, I have no problem cumming.

Jesus are we really that puritanical?
 
Everyone masterbates and I’m pretty sure everyone on that Zoom call has seen a penis before.
 
It was a dumb mistake. Cut the guy some slack.

When he was told to “get a grip, Jeff” he took it literally.

No other good reporters available at this critical time? Sounds like CNN has been caught with its pants down.

Oh man, love me some happy middle! XXXX at XXX Men Spa in XXX does a happy 3/4 and then puts me to sleep with the most amazing ankle and foot massage.

I have gotten the happy middle a few times when I realized that wasn't the end of the massage it was great. For a minute I think is this going to be it? Then I was happily surprised to get a thorough rest of the massage including neck, hands, face and temples.

Bust a nut before you leave the house.

I've always thought it should be a happy beginning actually - I mean at the end if you cum your body teases up undoing all that was just relaxed....

Very nicely responded to my inquiries about location and a description of the massage ("It’s an erotic massage, both naked, mutual touch and happy ending"), but when I asked where/how he learned massage there came no response. That tells me I can avoid an untrained, inexperienced rub and tug by passing on this guy.

Haven't bottoms pretty much always been feminized somewhat?

I hate the use of incorrect gender identification. There may be men who prefer she or they and I am fine with that. But in general, I find referring to gay men as she is off putting.

There's something about Brazilian cock that sets my heart- and other body parts - aflame!

Many years ago I was at an all-you-can-eat sushi night in the Coachella Valley and met a father and son who were contractors. I was in my late 30's. The dad was in his late 40's,- early 50's and the son was in his late 20's -early 30's. Dad was tall and lean, blondish and tan. Son was more built and also tan. Both were very cute. I didn't get any kind of vibe off of either of them.
 
I had an old home with a terra cotta tile roof that needed some work, so I arranged for the dad to come by one afternoon and give me an estimate. I was in the pool when he arrived so I just grabbed a towel (no suit in my pool!) and answered the door. Of course, midday in the desert means lots of sun and heat.
 
"Nice pool," he said.
 
"Thanks," I replied, "you're welcome to get in before we look at the roof."
 
That was all I needed. Within a minute, he was naked and we were both in the water. Dad had a dad-sized cock. I would love to tell you that Daddy and I did lots of fun things, but, this being a true story, Dad said that he had been injured and was unable to sprout wood with that large tool. Nevertheless, we had some naked pool fun.
 
I never used him to do any work, but months later, he called me to let me know that he was fully recovered and could get rock hard. His offer: him and his son, anything goes for 24 hours. We could fuck in any combination, or they could do work around the house - whatever I wanted for an entire day. The price tag $5,000!
 
Although a Father-Son 3-way is my number one fantasy, and although they were both hot, the price tag was out of the question, particularly since Dad had recently suffered performance issues. I should have countered with $500 for a 2 hour 3-way (this was almost 20 years ago, so $500 would have been a lot more than it is today), but, alas, I didn't.

Many years ago I was at an all-you-can-eat sushi night in the Coachella Valley and met a father and son who were contractors. I was in my late 30's. The dad was in his late 40's,- early 50's and the son was in his late 20's -early 30's. Dad was tall and lean, blondish and tan. Son was more built and also tan. Both were very cute. I didn't get any kind of vibe off of either of them.
 
I had an old home with a terra cotta tile roof that needed some work, so I arranged for the dad to come by one afternoon and give me an estimate. I was in the pool when he arrived so I just grabbed a towel (no suit in my pool!) and answered the door. Of course, midday in the desert means lots of sun and heat.
 
"Nice pool," he said.
 
"Thanks," I replied, "you're welcome to get in before we look at the roof."
 
That was all I needed. Within a minute, he was naked and we were both in the water. Dad had a dad-sized cock. I would love to tell you that Daddy and I did lots of fun things, but, this being a true story, Dad said that he had been injured and was unable to sprout wood with that large tool. Nevertheless, we had some naked pool fun.
 
I never used him to do any work, but months later, he called me to let me know that he was fully recovered and could get rock hard. His offer: him and his son, anything goes for 24 hours. We could fuck in any combination, or they could do work around the house - whatever I wanted for an entire day. The price tag $5,000!
 
Although a Father-Son 3-way is my number one fantasy, and although they were both hot, the price tag was out of the question, particularly since Dad had recently suffered performance issues. I should have countered with $500 for a 2 hour 3-way (this was almost 20 years ago, so $500 would have been a lot more than it is today), but, alas, I didn't.

I went back to the beginning of this thread since I wasn’t online then. Oh my goodness, there are some gorgeous pics in this thread. Some super hot, talented, hot, athletic, hot, beautiful men portrayed in this thread. Bravo to the men. And Bravo to the photographers that captured such art!

What do you do if a masseur asks you to send a picture before scheduling an appointment? I always refuse and if they don't want to book, too bad. I'm the one paying, why do I have to jump through hoops for a massage?

Saw him in Boston last year. Good experience and that ass.....

Not a real massage in my opinion. But, if you like his looks and tight little body (the pictures are accurate) it may be worth your time and money.

I had the same experience. I was supposed to meet with him when he came to town, but ended up with an emergency trip to the vet. He could not have been more kind.

I had the same experience. I was supposed to meet with him when he came to town, but ended up with an emergency trip to the vet. He could not have been more kind.