Jump to content

Smurof

Members
  • Posts

    1,856
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Reputation Activity

  1. Like
    Smurof reacted to mattr in Homoerotic cartoon appreciation thread!   
  2. Like
    Smurof reacted to samhexum in Entertainment 'geniuses' that didn't entertain you at all   
    Well, then... no soup for you!
     
    At various times, each of the four characters got on my nerves.
  3. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from Rod Hagen in What's a fair price for a new non-nude photo plus a few archive photos a month?   
    Putting up something like an Only Fans page should be the idea of him or herself, not someone else who wants them to do it.
     
    For your financial health, I'd recommend not doing this to anyone again.
  4. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from + glutes in Drawn to younger boy next door types   
    If body odor is coming through the device you're using, I'll stick with my dark ages plug-in computer.
  5. Like
    Smurof reacted to + glutes in Drawn to younger boy next door types   
    I have seen ads on rentmen.eu recently where they provider describes themselves as 'boy next door'.
    A boy next door in my parts doesn't have a fucked-up hair cut, backwards baseball cap, beard and body odor!
  6. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from marylander1940 in NAKED COWBOY ARRESTED!   
    Just like Stevo Bobbio, love his New York ass, hate his politics. P.S. I'd love to watch his televised court date, and whatever became of his Naked Cowgirl, anyways?!
  7. Like
    Smurof reacted to + nycman in Hot, young tops who you would not expect to be!   
    Love men who look like rugby tough power tops....who are total bottom boys.
     
    ....I think I’m in the wrong thread.....grin.
  8. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from Luv2play in Hot, young tops who you would not expect to be!   
    Masculine guys are a great reason to be gay!
  9. Like
    Smurof reacted to The_Impeccable_G in Hot, young tops who you would not expect to be!   
    Well it is a matter of taste. I don't like masculine guys.
  10. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from funvolta in Back to vegas   
    memphisdad, the only one is this one
     
    https://vegasgayspa.com while the only gay gym, Hawks, is right nearby (although gym rats know it's not a real gym).
     
    Kcdave, I recommend this guy who might be up your alley :
     
    https://friendboy.pro/boys/Cowboyup
  11. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from marylander1940 in XMateoBlanco SF.... Dam that Ass   
    No, gravity is the bitch. Time is just nasty and horrible....
  12. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from Kcdave in Back to vegas   
    memphisdad, the only one is this one
     
    https://vegasgayspa.com while the only gay gym, Hawks, is right nearby (although gym rats know it's not a real gym).
     
    Kcdave, I recommend this guy who might be up your alley :
     
    https://friendboy.pro/boys/Cowboyup
  13. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from Danny-Darko in pecs of perfection - drewintampa from North Dakota!   
    I love how he tags being from Moorehead to go along with Fargo. That makes seeing him all the more intriguing.
     
    https://rentmasseur.com/drewintampa
  14. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from TruthBTold in Do you remember the first record you ever bought?   
    Abbey Road. My record had a skip during Maxwell's Silver Hammer for the "Creeps Up From Behind" line, so I didn't know for years what I was missing! I would only buy 8-track tapes for a good while because of that.
  15. Like
    Smurof reacted to marylander1940 in Camouflage is not just for hunting   
    width=718px
    https://64.media.tumblr.com/3a73afceeb35aaf9d44867bd946e883f/c257877d7cb123b7-75/s640x960/7d789425c6686d7b67cc7f4179ab71baca764bd2.jpg[/img]

  16. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from + Lucky in Goodbye (or good riddance?), Kardashians   
    I had never seen an episode of this show in my life until last night. It was a 16 year old episode, and Bruce Jenner was celebrating his 16th anniversary at that time, stating, "And here's to 16 more". Flash forward to today, he's a woman, all but one of the people featured are quite famous, and I really don't think I was missing out on never watching it all along.
  17. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from + SK in SD in MattAlan in Palm Springs   
    "Available now" would be a description of almost everyone who is advertising, so that is irrelevant.
     
    I find that height to weight proportion (short and rather muscular) to be attractive, as well as his face.
     
    Thanks for bumping, Yellowrod. Eventually someone will take the plunge.
  18. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from + Yellowrod in MattAlan in Palm Springs   
    "Available now" would be a description of almost everyone who is advertising, so that is irrelevant.
     
    I find that height to weight proportion (short and rather muscular) to be attractive, as well as his face.
     
    Thanks for bumping, Yellowrod. Eventually someone will take the plunge.
  19. Like
    Smurof reacted to Jamie21 in Too Big To Fit   
    I’m 8 inches, it should fit in any hole. It’s not so much as me being too big, it’s more the client not being relaxed enough to take it. If that’s the case then I consider it’s more my problem than the clients’ because I should be able to relax him. It’s happened a few times when guys who’ve never bottomed before try to take me. They get too anxious and tighten up. Sometimes it takes a few visits to become relaxed enough to take it. Best to start with fingers and take things slowly.
  20. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from Bluefin in MattAlan in Palm Springs   
    "Available now" would be a description of almost everyone who is advertising, so that is irrelevant.
     
    I find that height to weight proportion (short and rather muscular) to be attractive, as well as his face.
     
    Thanks for bumping, Yellowrod. Eventually someone will take the plunge.
  21. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from + robear in What would make you a disgruntled client?   
    Attempting to change the time to an earlier one which isn't convenient, only to deliver a terse unpleasant experience because of an inability on my part to alter my day to make theirs freed up sooner. I (perhaps wrongfully) ruled out ever hiring a twenty-something since that happened. They are the absolute worst demographic in respect to one's time. I'm not the asshole barking about a store not opening when it's 9:02, but internally I'm giving a fist pump to the people that holler on my behalf. Value EVERYONE'S time, not just your own.
  22. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from Jackus in When did you first know you had a big cock?   
    I knew it was cemented that I had a small dick when I was in my mid-40s, and "small dick humiliation" was a fetish on webcams, and ALL of the men on it claiming to have small cocks were in most cases, but mine is smaller. I joke that down there I look like rapper Ray J in his mom's first trimester.
     
    Howard Stern had a tiny cock competition which if you do a Google search I'm sure can easily be found. I would not have won, but I very much fit in to compete. What is ironic about that is he had a different nicest looking cock competition, and all but two (to me) of the competitors were stubs. I don't know what size queens call average looking cocks compared to tube steak penises.
  23. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from Islesguy in What is something that you miss from your childhood?   
    View Masters.
  24. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from mparkerbi in When did you first know you had a big cock?   
    I knew it was cemented that I had a small dick when I was in my mid-40s, and "small dick humiliation" was a fetish on webcams, and ALL of the men on it claiming to have small cocks were in most cases, but mine is smaller. I joke that down there I look like rapper Ray J in his mom's first trimester.
     
    Howard Stern had a tiny cock competition which if you do a Google search I'm sure can easily be found. I would not have won, but I very much fit in to compete. What is ironic about that is he had a different nicest looking cock competition, and all but two (to me) of the competitors were stubs. I don't know what size queens call average looking cocks compared to tube steak penises.
  25. Like
    Smurof got a reaction from MikeBiDude in R.I.P. MARTHA STEWART   
    Probably with most everybody else, this isn't who I thought you were referring to.
×
×
  • Create New...