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The lapdance area is awful it's like one REALLY old couch that is so low to the ground and worn in that you have to have a dancer help you up out of it after the lapdance, also I'd be scared of bedbugs. The dancers are very low rent, some of the ones you'll see at Spunk or Adonis but mostly the ones that didn't make the cut at those places. You can get some really good deals though to take a guy home etc. They do a lot more for a lot less. but you do get what you pay for so I'd hide my small electronic equipment and good jewelry before bringing one of the guys home lol. Or better yet get a hotel

The lapdance area is awful it's like one REALLY old couch that is so low to the ground and worn in that you have to have a dancer help you up out of it after the lapdance, also I'd be scared of bedbugs. The dancers are very low rent, some of the ones you'll see at Spunk or Adonis but mostly the ones that didn't make the cut at those places. You can get some really good deals though to take a guy home etc. They do a lot more for a lot less. but you do get what you pay for so I'd hide my small electronic equipment and good jewelry before bringing one of the guys home lol. Or better yet get a hotel

The lapdance area is awful it's like one REALLY old couch that is so low to the ground and worn in that you have to have a dancer help you up out of it after the lapdance, also I'd be scared of bedbugs. The dancers are very low rent, some of the ones you'll see at Spunk or Adonis but mostly the ones that didn't make the cut at those places. You can get some really good deals though to take a guy home etc. They do a lot more for a lot less. but you do get what you pay for so I'd hide my small electronic equipment and good jewelry before bringing one of the guys home lol. Or better yet get a hotel

"Does not top, Does not bottom" = Does not get my money. LOL

"Does not top, Does not bottom" = Does not get my money. LOL

"Does not top, Does not bottom" = Does not get my money. LOL

"Does not top, Does not bottom" = Does not get my money. LOL

"Does not top, Does not bottom" = Does not get my money. LOL

No experience, but I've been watching his ad. I sent him a text today inquiring about his rates. I haven't received a response yet.
 
ADDENDUM:
 
He got back to me. He quoted me his rate 300 per hour, 1500 overnight. I may see him in a few weeks. If I do, I'll submit a review.

I see I have some competition for the title "forum master of word-play" but I think I have a better one! See below
 

 
For that much I'd rather have some Paddy O'furniture!

With the internet laws changing, like 70's fashion, I bet that bars like this make a comeback of some sort.

The descriptions of the townhouse are pretty spot on. I'm surprised it's still in business. It had such a great atmosphere of sophisticated older gentlemen and their admirers and hustlers thrown in here and there. I like to interact with a guy before a possible negotiation so places like the townhouse and Stella's was so much fun (even if I never hired ha ha, was great to look!) but now you just order your pizza (guy) online and hope it comes how you ordered it! I always like the setup of the place and it reminds one of what a speakeasy might have been like back in the day. Also the carpeted floors and fabric wallpapering gives it a very upper east side swanky kind of feel. and the drinks are HUUUGE! A mixed drink comes in this beautiful rocks glass. You feel like you are Don Draper in "Mad Men" fixing a drink in his office!

The descriptions of the townhouse are pretty spot on. I'm surprised it's still in business. It had such a great atmosphere of sophisticated older gentlemen and their admirers and hustlers thrown in here and there. I like to interact with a guy before a possible negotiation so places like the townhouse and Stella's was so much fun (even if I never hired ha ha, was great to look!) but now you just order your pizza (guy) online and hope it comes how you ordered it! I always like the setup of the place and it reminds one of what a speakeasy might have been like back in the day. Also the carpeted floors and fabric wallpapering gives it a very upper east side swanky kind of feel. and the drinks are HUUUGE! A mixed drink comes in this beautiful rocks glass. You feel like you are Don Draper in "Mad Men" fixing a drink in his office!

He's straight and his rates are his choice, I agree they seem to high even for a pornstar but maybe that's the amount of incentive he need$ to deliver a BFE or whatever his clients want from him.

Not a lot of straight porn actors in NYC. I'm sure vegas, LA and Hungary/Czech areas. I know the guys that work for the company "Legal Porno" do a lot of crossover work and most likely would take clients if the money is right but not 100 percent sure. Straight porn actors can have a long career so they don't necessarily do escort work as they don't really need to and especially gay escorting as if word got out it does carry a stigma on the set that could jeopardize getting as much straight work as there is out there for these guys.

Not a lot of straight porn actors in NYC. I'm sure vegas, LA and Hungary/Czech areas. I know the guys that work for the company "Legal Porno" do a lot of crossover work and most likely would take clients if the money is right but not 100 percent sure. Straight porn actors can have a long career so they don't necessarily do escort work as they don't really need to and especially gay escorting as if word got out it does carry a stigma on the set that could jeopardize getting as much straight work as there is out there for these guys.

Great suggestion. Looks like the sexy next door neighbor that you always crush on who drives a pickup and probably voted for 45 but still has a twinkle in his eye every time he sees you

Not a lot of straight porn actors in NYC. I'm sure vegas, LA and Hungary/Czech areas. I know the guys that work for the company "Legal Porno" do a lot of crossover work and most likely would take clients if the money is right but not 100 percent sure. Straight porn actors can have a long career so they don't necessarily do escort work as they don't really need to and especially gay escorting as if word got out it does carry a stigma on the set that could jeopardize getting as much straight work as there is out there for these guys.

I would start with the guys who do trans women as they are likely the most openminded.

no, i have not, but thanks for bringing him to my attention

OOOph @wklucas! This Hugo that you are going to hire this weekend is quite the looker!

I don’t think anything guarantees Derek will show up.
There will always be others with bigger, better, or more treats.
Derek will obviously choose the biggest fish he can catch at that moment.
 
He knows full well that the fish he cuts bait on....even without notice....
will bite again another time regardless of how poorly he treats them.
 
But truth is, no one here can claim any longer they don’t know what
they signed up for when they contact Derek. He might show up. You
may have an ok time. You MIGHT even have a really good time.
 
But the odds are not in your favor. Only a loser goes to a casino that
gives really crappy odds....then again....Vegas wasn’t built on winners.

Derek is a party boy. He is a flake because he's a party boy so that's par for the course. He's very sexy and more than a bit wild so he's gay if you pay him and he's very gay if you do. He will pretty much do anything you want if you have some supplies for him in addition.

Derek is a party boy. He is a flake because he's a party boy so that's par for the course. He's very sexy and more than a bit wild so he's gay if you pay him and he's very gay if you do. He will pretty much do anything you want if you have some supplies for him in addition.

Your eloquence in such a critical moment is commendable.
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