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I know, but i have a very vivid imagination and I think erotic masseurs should incorporate a little bit of what this top does. My ideal massage would be 30-45 minutes of actual massage with the therapist starting off dressed, where he slowly pushes his crotch into my hands/feet/elbows/head, then getting quickly undressed fast enough to not notice and then surprise me by lightly brushing his balls in the cusp of my hands, dangling his penis in front of my head and then mounting me while rubbing his cock along my ass at the same time using his chest to massage my back and with him deeply breathing into my ear.
 
I don't need penetration to be happy, just a really good therapeutic massage at first with some great man to man touch at the end. I find that the escorts on rent.men advertise erotic massage don't have any training and it turns out to be a 5-10 minute rub down and straight to oral or penetration.

Do you know of any big budget ones?

Over acting always turns me off. It would have been a much hotter video if they actually attempted at giving a believable massage and stopped with the fake moaning. I rather hear their natural sounds.

The ear frisbees are a major buzzkill for me. I have coworkers that have them with large holes and all I want to do is try to throw peanuts through them.

To me, it’s simple: I have the right to ask. The masseur has the right to answer or not. It’s up to me what to do with the response or non-response. And, it’s a two-way street. I’ve had masseurs ask me my status.

Yes, it could even be that the actual person more or less resembles the pix, but doesn't use their own in the interest of privacy.
 
It's certainly worthy of caution, in any case.

I think it’s to attract clients not as sophisticated or educated/informed as this group of clients here on the forum are. These guys wouldn’t be posting their ads if they weren’t getting a response and making at least some short term cash gain.
 
@davebk I think you’re thinking above a spot on. Clients show up with their “second head” doing all the thinking and when it doesn’t turn out to perhaps even be the same person as is advertising… Yes they are too shy, scared, or just willing to walk away.
 
This has been discussed before, but this is my opinion

Fortunately, on the view of all reviews for a given masseur on RentMasseur, prices paid are shown.
That feature gives a good idea of the rate(s), especially for those masseurs whose listing shows "ask"
Recently, I've noticed many masseurs getting in the $300-450 range. wow. (I don't know if those number include tips)

When clients ask for details. I tell them a full body nude massage. If they ask “Are you nude” I respond it’s a full body nude massage. That’s the only details I give as I won’t take a risk exposing more.
 
Most guys read between the lines and some don’t.
 
My biggest pet peeve is when a client text me wanting right now. Sadly I can’t work on now schedules. I need a 1 hour notice as I have another business and I tend to be busy.
I have a client in the FBI that told me don’t say anything more.

If you charge $150+ and/ or have suggestive pictures, expect certain questions and answer accordingly.
 
If you charge <=$120 and don't have suggestive photos, then just ignore certain questions if you wish.
 
Simple as that....
 
The OP's suggestions are not unreasonable. Probably good advice for masseurs not overtly advertising sexual encounters (i.e. $150+ and/ or suggestive photos).

So many much more serious crimes get no jail time. This guy needs a better lawyer. He must have really screwed someone over in the IRS!
He is 46, yet made so much money that he evaded hundreds of thousands in taxes over 4 years.
"Jami Kopacz, 46, admitted that he filed a false tax return in 2018, but he was ordered to pay $278,325 in back taxes to the IRS on the unreported income from his escort business over four years."
He reported his 2018 income as $356,170.

Personally, I've never needed a level of watch function or style beyond a simple $20 Timex, but there are many people who evidently consider expensive time pieces worthy of their investment. And I understand there is a lively market for rare and limited edition watches amongst collectors.

I always take all the RM reviews with a grain of salt. The only ones I reasonably trust are the ones here.

First, I am happy this thread is still alive! NEED MOAR POSTS!
 
Secondly, I will never understand the lack of cleanliness people have. I understand sloppiness, but there is never a reason to have dirty clothes all over the place, nor is there reason to have food and trash out on tabletops and counters. I am also saddened at how many men I see not wash their hands after they use the restroom .

Yes, that seems to be his MO. Gives a decent massage and lots of extras the first time, has you give him a great review, then the second time he is far less accommodating. He seems to be also using the good reviews to “shop” for clients and be picky who he takes, and he cites to his good reviews in his ad. I’m asking RM to delete my review of him.

Saw once. Don't recall much about massage. Plentiful extras, though. Before leaving, he asked me to post a review. Later, sent a text requesting, again.
 
I didn't post a review.

To me, that is the perfect body.

Sounds like he had you either pay up front or put down a deposit. Either way, that’s ALWAYS a red flag.

I doubt anyone is, hence why he can't afford a residence or vehicle.

I doubt anyone is, hence why he can't afford a residence or vehicle.

I doubt anyone is, hence why he can't afford a residence or vehicle.

Im bored at work on a slow business day and need some distraction. Figured I'd ask, how was your first erotic massage? Give details please, bored and horny, and reading while using my imagination feels hotter than watching porn <_<.
 
My first time was a hot young Brazilian. I was mad when I walked in because he used someone else's photos, but he was still hot (his body was better than the pics) and I figured what the heck.
 
After 10 minutes of rubbing my back I felt his package pressing against my hand. I'm a pretty dense guy so it took me a bit to realize he wanted me to play with him. So, slowly start rubbing my hand and he gets rock hard.
 
Unfortunately he gets on my back, and things took a turn for the worse. I was expecting a bit more rub and tug but instead I received an unwanted surprise- he tried to penetrate me bareback. I just remember extreme pain, getting furious and getting dressed and walking out without paying.
 
Never did see him advertise again. I hope you guys have better stories than mine.

I would have left the immediately after the child opened the door.

Hello all,
 
The corona virus has brought my "fun" time to a complete halt and I find myself wanting to fulfill a fantasy of mine more than ever. I'm looking for providers who offer a good therapeutic massage that evolves into full on fun with tactful brushing and rubbing and the possibility of me bottoming, so they should be a top or at least verse. Anyone have any suggestions? Location doesn't really matter since I plan to do a road trip next spring/summer, when things hopefully get better with this current pandemic.
 
I'm looking for guys with nice toned/athletic bodies but not huge like many body builders are these days, with an emphasis on a chiseled chest, well hung but not necessairily huge (7-9inches, I want to be able to walk the next day) and just a kind guy in general. Race doesn't matter too much to me though I do favor Latin men and have a soft spot for an all American blue eyes, blonde hair jock (blame Brad Pitt and Kellan Lutz).
 
Pic is an example of what type of build I'm looking for (Less muscular is okay, but not more)

when possible / available, folks in these parts like having links included with any inquiry about a masseur (or escort).....
 
https://rentmasseur.com/charlesAtlas