Rod Hagen

I have no idea who he is, and he's not wrong.

Over on the MER there are some guys who have described recent trips to the Saunas in Brazil.

"Wait you turn" Ha! So funny. Love that line.

So perfect. So Sad.

I prefer longer emails, but I'm older. I think most prefer very very very very short messages/texts these days.

The sports I like are the sports I like, BUT I've always loved this Amy Schumer quote from Trainwreck: Dianna : Your thoughts? Amy : I'm sorry, I just... I don't know why we treat these athletes like heroes just because they can skate fast or kick a ball in a net. I just think it's weird. No offense. I just think that sports are stupid, and anyone who likes them is just, like, a lesser person. And has a small intellect.

Definitely agree about having fun. Getting too serious is a boner killer for me, generally I'm very upbeat and cheerful.

Lucky you. I used to dread flying out to join friends at Breck. Then I discovered Diamox and totally fell in love with the place. Better Skiing through chemistry.

March will be 22 years. A good start.

Swimming every day or night I could get away from farm work in the 2 1/2 months of summer in Northern Minnesota. And skiing. I've been skiing since I was 4 years old. I tried track, but it exacerbated my asthma, so I usually false started purposely on anything great than 200m so that I'd be DQ'd.

Jesus christ, did he really? Wow. Just, wow.

Did you get a pager in the 80s so you didn't have to wait at home to get calls from your classified ads? If you did, people who saw it must have thought you were a young doctor

I love the Billionaire's Boys Club feel of this photo:

You've conducted a comprehensive study?

Here you go:

An older man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing' Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing ..' The doctor was shocked ! You asked your neighbor ? The old man replied "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

I have to agree that it's not unrealistic. Here's the problem with escorting and covid, and I've posted about this before: There is every indication that where Covid is concerned, the dose makes the poison. In other words, the more of the virus you take in the sicker you are likely to become. An escort-client interaction is just asking for severe symptoms. I have not figured out how to reconcile this with, finally, some day going back to work. To your question Kaboom, I wish I could help you, I do not really know other LA escorts these days, apart from the wonderful/perfect Kristian of course. Good luck!

I can't wait. The interview with Marueen Dowd this weekend was fantastic. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/17/style/sacha-baron-cohen-maureen-dowd-interview.html

Yeah, I don't remember that trickle of blood in the Family Guy episode. It may have been there and I missed it or someone may have added it to the animated gif.

I would say this. If you are going to tip an escort or masseur AND you are certain you are going to see them again, tie the tip to something. In other words, if you always pay $200 and then one day you give him $300 but you say nothing about it, he will be expecting it next time. Ok, that sounds like his problem not yours, but what happens is that it creates confusion. The escort starts to second guess himself, what did I do wrong this time, he "only" gave me $200, but last time he gave me $300. Do it it like this as you're pulling out the money, if you are inclined to add a $50 or a $20 or what have you, 1. Make it clear that you are adding additional bill or bunch of bills AFTER you pulled out the fee. 2. While handing him the TIP just say, "you said you need a new phone, so put this in the phone piggy bank" or narrow it down even more, "here, get out of the apartment and get something out to eat tonight/today"

Unrelated to groups, I LOVED having a yahoo home page that had EVERYTHING on it that I wanted. Snow Forecasts for my favorite resorts, weather in my city and my "favorite" cities, quick link to recent movie reviews, NYT Science headlines, NYT Top headlines, certain stocks I was vaguely interested in, box office numbers, God other things too. All on one page, all in simple type. That was great. I miss a simpler more function oriented internet.

This subway?

I got food poisoning 20 years ago so bad I ended up in the ER (not the first or last time that happened). The doc sent me home with an Antibiotic prescription. I stupidly did not pay attention to the attached paperwork, and took a boat to Catalina two days later. Even with protective lotion I got horribly sunburned.

There are skilled tops out there with average-size dicks, maybe give one of them a go.

I don't know if it's medical but around gogo boys I get too uncomfortable to be of any use. It's the same at Moroccan restaurants, as soon as the Belly Dancer comes out I immediately excuse myself again to the bathroom to avoid her. Part of it is a general discomfort with dancing, but also it's specific to the type of dancing that Go Go Dancers and Belly Dancers do, I can't get away fast enough.