Rod Hagen

Me, NyTimes since 1991

Armpit Armpit ARMPIT!

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.” -Dorothy Parker

Loved it.

I've seen every episode of Buffy, Seasons 1-5 (I like to imagine seasons 6 and 7 don't exist) at least 10 times. Enjoy. Also, if strong superwomen get you, please watch Xena. The arc is amazing, and when you think about how young Lucy Lawless was, it's kind of mindblowing.

now THAT is a pink hole.

As Bill Maher said, "wearing a mask on your chin is like wearing a condom on your balls."

A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her "You have so much to live for, said the man. Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy. With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. What are you doing here? asked the captain. I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, she replied. He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe. I see," the captain says. Plus, she adds, He's screwing me. He certainly is, replied the captain. This is the Staten Island Ferry.

Tender kissing, or lack thereof, is one of my flaws. It is very very very hard for me to kiss lightly. I make a conscious effort to kiss lightly, and before I know it, my tongue hunts for his tonsils again. It's something I've worked on, unsuccessfully.

18/93 My beloved 93 y/o client and I are patiently waiting for covid to somehow resolve so we can resume where we left off. He's been my client since he was 73.

We have no idea how protective these Vaccines will be :-( If it's 40% effective will people in risky categories be comfortable hooking up randomly? Should they be? How about 60%?

When I watched the first episode I just couldn't stop thinking how entitled these kids are. I worked for the US Military in Europe in the early '90s and had a lot of interaction with the Army Brats, they never would have behaved so openly disrespectfully. But, I have to remember, if I go back to the show, that it is FICTION. Ha ha. And also times and children have changed.

In the late '90s and early aughts it was easy to get $300 flights LAX--JFK and the Chelsea Savoy and Waverly Inn were $125.

Wow. I haven't done Danseur for years. I gotta get back to that. Gotta find someone flexibile enough but with a lean enough ass. I'm really enjoying going through the positions website. Thank you again.

I'm cycling through all the positions on that great website, thank you for posting it, seeing which ones I've engaged in and which ones I plan to. I've mentioned it in other threads, but fucking a guy "sideways doggie style" while putting my foot on his head is totally hot.

George Saunders pointed this out from Silas Marner: "On rocky isles gulls woke." In one line it describes what most writers would take paragraphs to set up. And I love that the punctuation is purposely wrong.

O Mi god, I forgot to say it's ALSO best for access to his dick while you're fucking him. Don't forget the bottom's dick!

When I traveled I never did. But, hotels and flights were much cheaper then and I very much enjoy travel.

I've heard, I have no idea if this is true, that the presence of condoms and lube in the escort's pocket/backpack is often used as evidence that they were going to the hotel for illegal behavior.

I love every position. Before covid I hadn't been doing Lotus as often as I used to just because my mattress isn't as firm as it used to be. It's still firm, but for lotus to be most comfortable it's best on a very firm mattress or on a very cushy yoga mat. I've fucked guys on my desk, on my table, on my floor, on my chairs, in the shower, outside (many times). All locations that don't result in arrest are good locations. All conceivable and attainable positions are good. But, my go to, is definitely missionary. It's best for kissing while fucking it's best for eye gazing while fucking it's best for holding the bottom's face holding the bottoms chest playing with the bottom's nipples and I feel it's the best position for inexperienced bottoms vs the more vaunted "on your stomach" because even though there is perhaps occasionally a bit more rectal resistance, it's only a bit* and that is more than compensated for by the intimacy of being face to face like a couple of Bonobos. *put a pillow under his ass, that helps a lot.

I have no idea who he is, and he's not wrong.

Over on the MER there are some guys who have described recent trips to the Saunas in Brazil.

"Wait you turn" Ha! So funny. Love that line.

So perfect. So Sad.