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Even Daddies need Daddies!

My parents ==== NO
Mom's Hairdresser - Oh Yes!

Thanks for the info -- He used to live in suburban Philly/NJ when he was a puppy and had BIG HAIR - thought that he was to nelly then. So when he started advertising fetish/BDSM - I was intrigued and I was going to be in NYC for a week and wanted to book an all day /like a daytime overnight - and everything I asked him about he did not do -- I asked if he was a smoker and he said no - since it was to be a long appt that was important to me as I cannot deal with cig smoke --
 
When we talked to finalize the arrangements he basically said -- You know what I don't do long sessions with people I have not met before and offered me an hour of his precious time at a markup from his ad. I declined . . . Seems like I made a good call

Sweaty Pits - Sweaty Pits

Based on these stories I should be grateful than on our 13th anniversary my EX had a hissy fit over a restaurant/bar tab.
 
I was trying to pay the large share because I had dinner and he had lots of drinks at the bar, He went off on how I was embarrassing him in front of all these people (The bar was empty it was 4pm) He took out his Titanium/Diamond Encrusted/Black" I am a Superior Corporate Human" AMEX and threw it at the Bartender after waiving it in my face and Said "I got this" and sneered at the BT and at me!!!!
 
Fine Im heading home ---- he arrived about 90 minutes later -- more drinking time -- Yay -- and started to curse at me and threaten me -- (Now include in the Picture . . .) I am partially disabled and on those arm Crutches with the ring you slide your arms into ---
 
And as I try and settle him down and try to get him into bed --- He punches me in the face and blackens my eyes and swings for my Nose. I Duck and push him away and trip him with a crutch, he falls back almost onto the bed --- but he has caught my collar bone = I close the door and sleep in the guest bedroom
 
-- in the Morning in addition to the black eye the bruise on the neck/collar bone and chest are purple and hurt like hell and are the size of a lunch plate (Take Pics Mary of the bruises and send them out to friends telling them what happened - create a record don't be a double asshole).
 
Two hours later he came out of the bedroom and wanted me to go to brunch with him - like NOTHING Happened . . . . I told him if he ever touched me again he would leave the house in handcuffs or a bodybag or both. YES I KNOW --I SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE COPS!
 
We own vacation property together which is the location of the assault.
 
We have not spoken since and only communicate by email regarding the business of the property.
 
AINT LOVE GRAND __ HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ASSHOLE!!!!

IF you are sleeping through a rimming the person applying needs to work on his technique

I thought he was talking Rubbing Alcohol -- "Okay sweeting - now this may feel cold and wet and then you will feel a Little Prick:
by MarcusWelby MD

What do you use after the alcohol - Brillo Pads?

You are Correct SIR --- HI-YOOOOO --- He got younger and more expensive ---

"IT rubs the lotion on itself and then places the lotion back into the basket"

WOOOOOOOFFFF --- The Houseboy I have always wanted

Based on these stories I should be grateful than on our 13th anniversary my EX had a hissy fit over a restaurant/bar tab.
 
I was trying to pay the large share because I had dinner and he had lots of drinks at the bar, He went off on how I was embarrassing him in front of all these people (The bar was empty it was 4pm) He took out his Titanium/Diamond Encrusted/Black" I am a Superior Corporate Human" AMEX and threw it at the Bartender after waiving it in my face and Said "I got this" and sneered at the BT and at me!!!!
 
Fine Im heading home ---- he arrived about 90 minutes later -- more drinking time -- Yay -- and started to curse at me and threaten me -- (Now include in the Picture . . .) I am partially disabled and on those arm Crutches with the ring you slide your arms into ---
 
And as I try and settle him down and try to get him into bed --- He punches me in the face and blackens my eyes and swings for my Nose. I Duck and push him away and trip him with a crutch, he falls back almost onto the bed --- but he has caught my collar bone = I close the door and sleep in the guest bedroom
 
-- in the Morning in addition to the black eye the bruise on the neck/collar bone and chest are purple and hurt like hell and are the size of a lunch plate (Take Pics Mary of the bruises and send them out to friends telling them what happened - create a record don't be a double asshole).
 
Two hours later he came out of the bedroom and wanted me to go to brunch with him - like NOTHING Happened . . . . I told him if he ever touched me again he would leave the house in handcuffs or a bodybag or both. YES I KNOW --I SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE COPS!
 
We own vacation property together which is the location of the assault.
 
We have not spoken since and only communicate by email regarding the business of the property.
 
AINT LOVE GRAND __ HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ASSHOLE!!!!

WOOOOOOOFFFF --- The Houseboy I have always wanted

Sweaty Pits - Sweaty Pits

I am pretty sure that this is the same guy --- Called because he was coming thru Philly no rates -- and he quoted me a $1000 - I asked for what timeframe -- and he said "An Executive Session" when I asked what that meant -- he said that his "high class clients knew and that obviously I was not his client base . . . . " NEXT~!

IF you are sleeping through a rimming the person applying needs to work on his technique

https://www.vocativ.com/culture/fun/fairly-recently-ymca-actually-required-swimmers-nude/index.html
 
Until Fairly Recently, The YMCA Actually Required Swimmers To Be Nude
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By Eric Markowitz
Apr 29, 2014 at 3:21 PM ET
Last week, I was eating lunch with a friend and her dad in Manhattan on 23rd Street, directly across from what used to be the McBurney YMCA, when my friend’s dad had a sudden recollection.
 
Apparently, in 1968, as part of a freshman requirement for the city college he attended, all male students took a swim class at the YMCA. For reasons somewhat unclear to him at the time (and, we joked, probably repressed until now) the Y had a particular rule: If you’re going to swim, you must swim nude.
 
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Beam explains that the first recreational indoor pool in America opened in the Brooklyn YMCA in New York in 1885. Because swimsuits back then were made of wool, and their fibers would clog the pool’s relatively unsophisticated filtration systems, nude swimming was enforced to make sure the pool didn’t break.
 
By the 1920s, there were other, more comfortable swimming alternatives that didn’t shed fibers. However, nude swimming continued. The rationale this time around was that nude swimming was more hygienic. I asked Beam how so.
 
“There was the visual inspection,” he says, noting that part of the aquatic director’s job duty was to inspect the men before they jumped into the pool. The inspectors weren’t just checking for venereal diseases. The idea was to look for any open wounds or other indications that the swimmer might have some infectious disease.
 
Beam’s narrative checks out. In the 1922 edition of “The Sanitation of Bath Houses” by William Paul Gerhard, nude swimming is encouraged alongside a pre-swim “physical examination.”
 
“Much can be done to keep the water in a swimming pool sanitary by an efficient supervision and management of the bathers,” Gerhard wrote nearly a century ago. “A physical examination of the bathers, while nude, to exclude the diseased, accomplishes much good, but it is difficult to enforce, except in YMCA buildings and in school or military baths.”
 
a photo of young boys in a shower as part of a spread on the concept of democracy.
 
“Taking a camera into a boys’ locker room at school and photographing teenage boys completely naked while showering, then, printing that photo taking up an entire half page for the world to look at was considered perfectly appropriate,” writes a historian on the subject. “The published letters to the editor immediately subsequent to this edition never revealed any reader voicing concern about it.”
 
Sentiments began to change around the early 1960s, however. Societal norms shifted and some boys—and their parents—began speaking up. In 1961, in the small town of Menasha, Wisconsin, high school boys and their parents petitioned the school board to allow boys to wear swim trunks to swim practice.
 
“The boys were affected morally, physically and psychologically by forcing them to swim in the nude,” one of the mothers noted at the meeting. But the petition was voted down. The all-male board claimed swim trunks would be prohibitively expensive. They also claimed that swimming nude would build a man’s character.
 
“Physical education considers that this experience is a good one for later life, for example the armed services, where the disregard for privacy is real and serious,” the director of the board noted.
 

In 1961, sentiments began shifting, and more boys were protesting the nude swimming rules.
 
Within the YMCA, there was no national mandate, so each location decided for itself on its nude swimming policies. But Beam believes the tide began to shift in 1961 when Ervin Baugher, the general secretary of the Allentown, Pennsylvania, YMCA reported to an executive YMCA conference that, basically, the reasons for nude swimming—wool fibers and cleanliness—no longer made sense for modern pools, which were then equipped with chlorine and powerful filtration systems. In fact, Baugher said the only rational reason to continue the tradition of nude swimming was “encouraging a proper attitude toward the body.”
 
Nude swimming became less and less common in the mid-1970s, and boys were forever spared the nightmarish experience of strip-down inspections. But nude swimming is sort of an interesting exception to the general pattern of our culture becoming less Victorian as time goes on. Today, if some head of aquatics at the Y suggested naked swimming, let alone tried to actually implement it, they’d probably lose their job immediately.
 

Girls did not have the same requirement. They were forced to wear bathing suits from the beginning.
 
“One of the things that’s fascinating about it as a story is that we tend to assume back then was more puritanical than we are now,” notes Beam. “That’s not necessarily the case. It’s a pretty interesting little narrative about American culture and body image and masculinity.”

If you are in IRAQ wanting cut cocks is likely a fetish -- If you are in Chicago probably NOT

MARYLANDER --- I Intend on playing with men until I am dead -- as the ambulance pulls out of my
driveway I will be groping the HOT Paramedic and promising a big tip if he puts the 02 up my nose and the cock down my throat!

MARYLANDER --- I Intend on playing with men until I am dead -- as the ambulance pulls out of my
driveway I will be groping the HOT Paramedic and promising a big tip if he puts the 02 up my nose and the cock down my throat!

MARYLANDER --- I Intend on playing with men until I am dead -- as the ambulance pulls out of my
driveway I will be groping the HOT Paramedic and promising a big tip if he puts the 02 up my nose and the cock down my throat!

MARYLANDER --- I Intend on playing with men until I am dead -- as the ambulance pulls out of my
driveway I will be groping the HOT Paramedic and promising a big tip if he puts the 02 up my nose and the cock down my throat!

MARYLANDER --- I Intend on playing with men until I am dead -- as the ambulance pulls out of my
driveway I will be groping the HOT Paramedic and promising a big tip if he puts the 02 up my nose and the cock down my throat!

MARYLANDER --- I Intend on playing with men until I am dead -- as the ambulance pulls out of my
driveway I will be groping the HOT Paramedic and promising a big tip if he puts the 02 up my nose and the cock down my throat!