BigRic

Some gems here (including a few from the client side).
 

 

 

 
Yeah, it seems to me that an escort who refuses to make out after getting eaten out is tacitly expressing a lack of confidence in his pre-session nether region hygiene. Rather than a blanket 'I don't kiss after gettin' rimmed,' I'd hope escorts who are not comfortable with that prospect would find the politesse to bring up in advance whether a client they are otherwise cool mackin' with post-buttmunch would mind freshening up their lips/mouth/tongue post-rim and pre-muggin'.
 
A wee bit awkward to broach with a first-time client perhaps, but IMO preferable to the buzz kill of either asking a client to do so after he's been rimming me or saying a flat no.
 
I think Austin Powers' thoughts on the subject apply all around: "I know before I'm on the job I like to give my undercarriage a little, "How's your father?""

Selling the upgrade mid-flight. Terrible!

"Oh, this is too much. Here's $75 back."

We hadn't discussed terms at all, before or during, and I'd offered what I thought was a fair amount.

As the 'scort used a towel to wipe his cum off my face he remarked, "You're a messy eater"

A variation of this is when they only bottom for multi-hour appointments, but I always found this to be welcome, useful info and was never annoyed by it.

On Topic
 
Here's one of my Favorite "Clients say the Darndest things"
 
 
From Guy's you havent even met yet ... " Hey man, I plan on Hiring You often and am looking for a Regular. Anyway You can Reduce Your Rate since I'll be seeing You so much?"

Why are so many of the muscle/bodybuilder type escorts into trans women? It's an epidemic ...

Oh no. Tranny in the bathroom. Huge red flag!

Stand in line.

I have a question: What makes an ass "juiciest"? Syphylis? Gonnorhea? Chlamydia?

the roommate was probably an Adonis NY buddy of his from back east....no real red flag, but awkward, I'd say.....of course, the roommate should've just gone down to the lobby and play with his phone

nah, pimp is too strong of a word. A lot of these guys get into it and see how easy it is to make money and put such little effort into it (just get worshipped, hustle old queens, get whined and dined without having to 69) and then bring their buds into it. Misery loves company lol! it's all referral. One of them is probably the leader and makes travel arrangements etc. and hotel stuff and teaches the guys the "in's and out's" of escorting with guys etc.

Pics are legit. He's young. He has better glutes than me, but I'm a better dancer.

that's why air travel exists. you want to see a guy, you fly to him or him to you

Dwayne Johnson, Boris Kodjoe or Shemar Moore

One of the reasons for dressing up when you fly is so you don't need to fit those items in your luggage. My heavy overcoat in Canberra and Sydney last January (42°C) looked distinctly out of place, on arrival in DC, not so much. The flight attendant on the flight from Sydney commented on my coat and tie. (I know, I'm old.)

These morons?....not so much.
 
http://67.media.tumblr.com/0427a98bfdfddaaf5178a40d1567e7a5/tumblr_o600by3W5h1sjt9zgo1_1280.jpg
 
Please tell me WHY you would even stand still long enough to let someone take your picture...if you are at the MET.....dressed like THAT?

Thanks for your comments.
 
But my remarks--especially the last sentence--aren't based on assumption. I'd respectfully demur regarding the notion that anything higher than $250 is "all hype"--partly, yes, but not all--or that all one might be paying for is an orgasm.
 
To paraphrase the MasterCard ads: 'Having an orgasm from a 'worthy provider'? $250. Getting off on getting a worthy provider to cum? Priceless (. . . and worth paying more than $250 for).'

He also occasionally dances with the Adonis group. Good, long-standing rep.

Funny how that sometimes works, huh? A perhaps similar anecdote involving online info and, um, @RexB:
 
Have talked to the Big V many times. I misunderstood his 'no oral' policy as meaning front and rear and I didn't wanna pry. Some of my "co-workers" are skittish about such things, seemingly especially if it's another young-ish muscle dude and not a duo situation. So I have to thank RexB also but for a different reason: It was a freakin' hot post in a thread on either here or MSS in which Rex you were mentioning some of the guys you've, um, offered a place to sit down (an impressive list: Ryan S. of course, Buffalari . . . and the Big V). Incredible how far a little titillation motivation can go.
 
I had an Austin Powers moment: "Wait a tick!" The Big V gets rimmed.
 

Yet another fellow Adonis vet. First met him when we were both nekid working an early LA nude party. Super cool, masculine dude. Even has helped me with training at the gym. Thumb up for the Big V.

I had the pleasure of meeting Vin a few years back. It was a great experience. Very nice guy, sexy body, and big dick.

Actually he curves a little to left.

He has a hurt boy/man quality about him. Actually was sweet and a little shy with me but when I had him sit on my face for an hour we both got aggressive sweaty nasty talk and copious loads..all in all I found him sexy and sweet ..I wanna dive in again